Letter from Banta Sing to Mr Bill Gates of Microsoft (funny SMS)

Letter from Banta Sing to Mr Bill Gates of Microsoft

Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button "start" but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.

2. We find there is "run" in the menu. One of my friends clicked "Run", he ran up to Amritsir! So, we request you to change that to "Sit", so that we can click that by sitting.

3. One doubt is that whether any "Re-scooter" is available in system? I find only "Re-cycle", but I own a scooter at my home.

4. There is "Find" button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot to trace the key with this "find" button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

5. My child learned "Microsoft Word" now he wants to learn "Microsoft Sentence". So when will you provide that?

6. I brought a computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows "My Computer". When will you provide the remaining items?

7. It is surprising that windows says "My Pictures" but there is not even a single photo of mine. So, when will you keep my photo in that?

8. There is "Microsoft Office", what about "Microsoft Home" since I use the PC at home only.

9. You provided "My Network Places". For god's shake please do not provide "My Secret Places". I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

Regards,
Banta

PS: Last one from me to Mr Bill Gates-----Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?

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