Try to do this when the engine is running

A Mechanic was removing cylinder heads from a car when he saw a famous heart surgeon....

HE SHOUTED

Hello Doctor Look at this, I also open Hearts, take valves out put in new parts so, how come you get the big money for the same work?

DOCTOR SOFTLY REPLIED

::Try to do this when the engine is running." :P

Taskeen na ho jis se wo raaz badal dalo

Taskeen na ho jis se wo raaz badal dalo
Jo raaz na rakh paye hamraaz badal dalo

Tum ne b suni ho gi bari aam kahawat
hy Anjam ka ho khatra aghaz badal dalo

Pur-soz dilon ko jo muskan na de paye
Sur hi na mile jis mai wo saaz badal dalo

Dushman k iradon ko hy zahir agar karna
Tum khel wohi khelo andaz badal dalo

You make my world a beautiful place to live in

You make my world a beautiful place to live in,……
And I want to thank you for coming into my life……
For you are the most precious gift that God has given to me……
And I will love you for now and forever……

our love is unique and special

our love is unique and special,
When you follow only your heart but
Not reasons,
Not rules,
Not what others saying,
Not even your own mind !!!!

How Can I Hate Him

I Hate Ego……
But I Love Him……

I Hate Liers……
But I Love Him……

I Hate Love……
But I Love Him……

I Hate My Life……
But I Love Him……

I Hate Myself……
But I Love Him……

I Hate Him……
But Still The Answer Is Damn Same I Love Him……
How Can I Hate Him……

Every King was once a crying baby

Every King was once a crying baby
And
Every great building was once a map
Its not important where u r TODAY,
BUT
Where you will reach TOMORROW is important

dil mein utri na koi zaat tere zaat k baad

Barh gayein weshhatein mosam ki inayat k baad
hum kabhi roye kabhi hans pare barsat k baad
itni mazboti se werane k dar band kiye
dil mein utri na koi zaat tere zaat k baad

Heart may forget to beat

Heart may forget to beat
Eyes may forget to blink
Blood may forget to flow
But I cant forget you to love
Because you are something special in my life!

Silence smile are two powerful tools

Silence smile are two powerful tools
Smile is the way to solve many problems

Silence is the way to avoid many problems

A form of True Love

A form of True Love is when you just want the best for that person....
No matter it includes You or not..

When ur time is good

When ur time is good,
ur mistakes are taken as a joke,
But when ur time is bad,
even ur jokes are noticed as mistakes.

Golden words of success

Golden words of success:See the clock only when you have no work,don't see the clock when you are working..clock is a lock for success...

if you leave, I would not cry, I would die

BY BOYS VS GIRLS

Girl: Do you think I am pretty?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: If I leave will you cry?
...Boy: No
(Girl runs away, but boy stops her)
Boy: I do not think you are pretty,
I think you are beautiful,
I do not think I like you,
I LOVE you, if you leave, I would not cry, I would die..

Heart tOld eyes:

Heart tOld eyes:

"See less because yOu will see & i will suffer a lOt."

...Then eyes replied:
...
Feel less because yOu will feel & i will cry a lOt...!!

Maine LARKI"Pasa Li_.."

AaShiQo"Ka
Dimag Hota Hai
Khali,

Tabhi Milti
Nahi_Gharwali,

Gulaam"Bankar
Fas Jate Hai IshQ
Ke Jaal Me,

Aur
Kehten Hai Maine LARKI"Pasa Li_.."

My Beats Depends On The Beauty You Watch.

eart :- I LOVE YOU !!!!!!!

Eye :- Why ???????

Heart :- Because My Beats Depends On The Beauty You Watch.
....
Eye :- I LOVE YOU TOO !!!!!

Heart :- Why ??????

Eye :- Because When I Watch A Beauty, You Give The Feelings For it

(`*•.¸(`*•.¸¸.•*´)¸.•*´)
«´¨`•* PriNCe*•´¨`»
(¸.•*´(¸.•*´?`*•.¸)`*•.¸)

if your heart miss someone

"if your heart miss someone, if your eyes have tears for someone,
if your life has time and space for someone, then you really love that someone..."

Peak of Optimism

Peak of Optimism:
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.
Intrviwr: If Earth starts rotating 30 times faster, then what 'll happen?
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.
.
Candidte: we will get Salary everyday!;)

"A smart way of expression"

Smile in front of mobile means

Smile to old
means respect:-)

Smile to child
means innocence:-)

Smile to friend
means care:-)

Smile in front of mobile means "beta koi chakkar hai";-) :P

an Dekho Main Tmhari Zulfoon K Liye Kiya Laya Hon

Boy Friend :
Boht Romantic Andaz Me
Jan Dekho Main Tmhari Zulfoon K Liye Kiya Laya Hon...

Grl Frnd:
Kiya?

Boy Friend :

English Anti Lice Shampoo... ;P

Ring dunga Par Phone mat Uthana Balance nhi Hai

GF:Kal Mera Birthday H.

BF: Advance "HAPPY Birthday"

GF:Kya Gift doge?

BF:Kya Chahiye?

GF:"Ring"

BF:Ring dunga Par Phone mat Uthana Balance nhi Hai

Most of our mistakes

Most of our mistakes happen because we think when we should feel and we feel when we should be thinking

Agar koi poochay zindagi mein kya khoya kya paya?

Agar koi poochay zindagi mein kya khoya kya paya?

To bila jhijhak keh dena

K jo kuch khoya wo meri nadani hai
Or jo kuch paya wo mere RAB ki meharbani hai…

Ek Shaks Pas Reh Ke Samjha Nahi Mujhe

Ek Shaks Pas Reh Ke Samjha Nahi Mujhe
Is Baat Ka Malal Hai Shikwa Nahi Mujhe

Main Us Ko Bewafai Ka Ilzam Kaisay Dou
Us Ne To Ibteda Se Hi Chaha Nahi Mujhe

Pathar Samajh Kar Paon? Se Thokr Laga Dia
Afsos Teri Aankh Ne Parkha Nahi Mujhe

Kya Umedein Baandh Kar Aaya Tha Samnay
Us Ne To Aankh Bahr Ke Dekha Nahi Mujhe?!!!

Let me check ur english

Interviewer:Let me check ur english.
Int:Tell me the opposite of good
Sardar:Bad
Int:Come
Sar:Go
Int:Ugly
Sar: Pichlli
Int: PICHLI?
Sar:UGLY
Int:Shut Up
Sar:Keep Talking
Int: ok now stop these all.
sar: ok now carry on dis all
Int:abe,chup ho ja..chup ho ja.
sar:abe bolta rah..bolta rah.
Int:Are yar
sar:are dushman
Int:Get Out
Sar:Come In
Int: Oh my God.
Sar: oh my Devil.
Int:U r Rejected.
sar:I m selected.

yadon main teri yad thee

yadon main teri yad thee
kya yad tha kuch yad nahi
teri yad main sab kuch bhool gaey
kya bhool gaey kuch yad nahin
bs yad ho tm
...sirf yad ho tm
kyun yad ho tm
kuch yad nahin

3 simple tips to play safe in the game of life

3 simple tips to play safe in the game of life

1-nvr promise wen u r HAPPY.
2-nvr rply wen u r ANGRY.
3-nvr decide wen u r SAD.

Height of Misunderstanding

Height of Misunderstanding!
Bivi ghusay men: "Mera jeena haram hogaya hay. Men ye ghar chor k ja rahe hun"
Husband : Jan choro! Khuda k Wastay.
Bivi wapas atay huey, "Aik to apki ye adat bohat buri hay. Hamesha JAN keh k aur KHUDA k wastay day k rok letey hen..

always express your self to some one who cares for you

always express your self to some one who cares for you, not to some one who need you....
Because!
care means personal Commitment.
And
Need means personal Requirement...

Old Love VS New Love

OLD LOVE STORY:

Start from
Eyes

Grow with
Gifts

End with
Tears

NEW LOVE STORY:

Start from
Mobile

Grow with
Date

End with
Sim Change.. ;-)

interview with meera

interview with meera

To meera jee
App larkay k face pe sab se pahlay kia cheez dekhti hain?

Meera: Azz

Host: nahi nahi face pe sab se pahlay kia dekhti hain ?

Meera: Ya ya I tells yous na AzZ

Host: shyed app samjhi nai face pe face

Meera: haye khudaya
Bola na AzZ AZZ

Host: aby aunty mera matlab hai, shakal, face thobray pe

Meera: haye mai mar jawan
Kitni bar bolon
AzZ ( eyes)
AzZ ( eyes) :P

Baji sirf Tanka Lagwana Hai Karhai Nhi Krwani

Ek admi K Sar Me Chot Lag Gae.

Nurse: Es me 7 Tankey Lagen ge.

Admi: Kitna Paisa lay ga.

Nurse:3000

Admi: Baji sirf Tanka Lagwana Hai Karhai Nhi Krwani !

If you stand for a reason

" If you stand for a reason, be prepared to stand like tree.
And
If you fall on the ground then fall as a seed that grow back to fight again.....!!!!

twins babies

A chinese couple

Mr Hua & Mrs Hua

Got twins babies

What did they name them????

?

?

They named them,

"Jo-Hua"
"So-Hua"...

Santa in fire brigade: meray ghar mai aag lag gai ha

Santa in fire brigade

Lady called: meray ghar mai aag lag gai ha

Santa: pani dalo

Lady: dala ha, aag nhi bhuji

Santa: phr hum kia karin, hum ne b tu pani he phenkna ha..

Oho, neeche Se B Toota Hua Hai

2 Sardar Pani Peeny Gaye To Glass Ulta Pra Tha.
1 Sardar: Iska To Mu He Band Hai.
2 Sardar: Oho, neeche Se B Toota Hua Hai...

Dono ne THAPPAR mara tu Ek jesa laga

FARAZ FARMATE HAIN

Ek larki ko dekha tu aisa laga

Dosari ko dekha tu wesa laga

Lekn jab
.
.
.
.
.
Dono ne THAPPAR mara tu
Ek jesa laga.. :D

be a Diode, Transistor, Resistor, Capacitor

Be
~A DIODE
To Remove Negative Thinking
~A TRANSISTOR
To Amplify The Character
......~A RESISTOR
To Drop Bad Habits
~A CAPACITOR
To Store Good Thoughts.. =)

Pathan proposed a girl with romantic poetry

Pathan proposed a girl with romantic poetry...

"Bakra mar gya razai me!

...Khan pagal he teri judai me
.........
Pani me machar tair nahi skta

Ye Khan tere bagair reh nhi skta..

Mujhy aisy chor k na ja mari jaan.
I am not terorrist My name is KHAN.

aj kuch khatarnak kam krny ka dil kr rha

1 student dosry sy: aj kuch khatarnak kam krny ka dil kr rha hai.jo pehly hum ny na kia ho

2nd student:
.
.
.
.
to phir chal aj thora sa perh len :P

Ghar me aag lag gayi, aag lag gayi

Santa:Ghar me aag lag
gayi, aag lag gayi

Banta:Mujhe kya

Santa: Bevkoof! Tere
ghar me lagi hai

Banta: Fir tujhe kya

suitcase khol k kya bak-bak kr rha ha..

1 larka pee k aya.
Dad se bachne k liay bari c book le kar parhne laga..

Dad: Pee k aya ha

Son: Nai tu..

Dad: kamine, phr suitcase khol k kya bak-bak kr rha ha..

Istari k kitny passy lo gay??

Pathan Dhobi say....
Istari k kitny passy lo gay??
Dhobi...: 15 rupay.
Pathan ne 15 rupay rakhy or istri utha k bhag gya:P

pagal ki shaadi

ek pagal ki shaadi thi
or sab pagal aaye
jub khana laga to ek pagal ne jub plate mein tissue rakha hua dekha to sochne laga shayad ye bhi koi khaane ki cheez hay
jaisey hi wo khaane laga to sab pagal bole
oye nahi khaa ye boht pheeka hay..!

chand kitne hote hain??

Girlfriend: chand kitne hote hain??

Boyfriend: 1 tum or 1 wo upper

After Marrige

Girlfriend: chand kitne hote hain??

Boyfriend: andhi ho kia wo upper kia nazar aa rha ha. :D

SUNA HAI Aap ki Muskurahat Pe Har Koi MARTA HAY

SUNA HAI Aap ki Muskurahat Pe Har Koi MARTA HAY
.
.
.
.
.
Zara time nikal k ao na

Ek Chooha marwana hai..!
,,___
<"_,_,_)==---

hahahahaha

kya wife se larai khatm hui ??

Friend: kya wife se larai khatm hui ??

Husband: Han
Ghutne taik k mere pas ai thi

Friend: Phr?

Husband: yehi k bed k niche se nikal ao
kch nhi kahon gi.. :P

oxford university

pathan ny oxford university mai top kiya

Media

agay kya krna chahte ho?

Pathan

"bashpan sy 1 hi khuwab ha k hm apna NASWAR ki dukhan kholy ga........:P

Jazbaat ko mat chupao, inhen zaroorat hai btane ki

Jazbaat ko mat chupao, inhen zaroorat hai btane ki.
Mohabbat ko mat chupao, isay zaroorat hai Jataane ki.
Ab aur Perfume mat lagao,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Tumhen zaroorat hai nahane ki...

LANGOOR K MUNH ME ANGOOR

Ghar me practice karna

1. Aik angoor lo

2. Hath me pakro

3. Ab upne danto k beech me rakho

4. Ab ahista se sheeshe me dekho

WAH! LANGOOR K MUNH ME ANGOOR.:-) ;)

kal sy pakka perhyn gy

Thousands of yesturdays go,
Thousands of todays go,
Thousands of timmorows go,
but the belive of STUDENT remain
same,
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.

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.

.

.

kal sy pakka perhyn gy :)

some of the morning voices

some of the morning voices....
UK = hi dear,

USA = gud morning,

CHINA = mehow,

JAPAN = shanhow,

ITALY = munichi,

FRANCE = sanchay,

KSA = subah al khair,

& now.......

PAKISTAN = utth bagairat subah k 10 baj gaye......hahahha

MODERN DICTIONARY

MODERN DICTIONARY:

MUHABBAT: jis k dum se resturants abad hain.

STUDENT: Mustqbil ka berozgar tabqa.

PARDA: jise larkiyan khirki pe dalti hain.

KITABEN:
Sleeping pills

DIL:
Bagher operation k b kisi ko de sakte hen.

COLLEGE:
Tafrih gaah.

&

UNIVERSITY:
Official dating point.

Sir REVOLVER kaha se lau

School me ek Bachha ChaKu liye ghum raha tha

Sir ne puchha ChaKu liye kyu ghum rahe ho ?

Bachha-Gareeb Hu Sir REVOLVER kaha se lau... :D

Aisa Product Hai, Jis Ko Pehan Kr Aap Poori Dunia Ko Dekh Skte Hain

ewspapr Me Ad Aya...... Hmare Paas Aisa Product Hai, Jis Ko Pehan Kr Aap Poori Dunia Ko Dekh Skte Hain Mgr Apko Koi Ni Dekh Skta....
Price 10,000+Free Home Delivry....

1 Aadmi Ne Ad Padhte Hi
Rs.10,000 Bheje

Kuch Dino Bad Courier Wala 1 Packet Le Kr Aya

Us Aadmi Ne Jldi Jldi Packet Khola Toh Andar Se Ek

"Burka" Nikla..... xD

best medicine

"" The best medicine in the world without any
side effect is a smilling face...... !!! ""

I bet i can make u say I LOVE YOU

Boy:i bet i can make u say
I LOVE YOU
Girl:impossible.
Boy:ok,lets try
Say blue
...Girl:blue.......
Boy:Say pink
Girl:pinkkk.....
Boy:say love
Girl:love....
Boy:whats 1+1
Girl:2
Boy:how old r you..
Girl:19..
Boy:haah! i told u i cud make u say 19
Girl:no u said u cud make me say
I LOVE YOU
Boy: :P :D :)
Girl::-O :@

What are you going to gift the grand mother on her birthday?

Girl to her brother: What are you going to gift the grand mother on her birthday?

Boy: A football

Girl: But grand mother don't play football?
...
Boy: I know, but zhe alzo gifted me 'Bookz' on my birthday. :-p