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Teacher:
"Main Teri Jaan Nikal Dungi"
Iski English Kya Hogi.
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Student: English Ki Aisi Ki Taisi,
Tu Haath To Laga Ke Dikha.... =P

sardar in interview

Interviewer: tell me opposite of good
Sardar : bad
Interviewer: come
Sardar : go
Interviewer: ugly
Sardar : pichli
Interviewer: ugly?
Sardar : pichli
Interviewer: shitup
Sardar : keep talking
Interviewer: get out
Sardar : come in
Interviewer: Oh my God
Sardar : Oh my devil
Interviewer: you are rejected
Sardar : I m selected

BALLE BALLE  

who do you like very much , me or Your lover?

mom asked :
"who do u like very much , me or Your lover?"
Son's cute reply :
"I don't know but when I see YOU i forget my lover & when I see my lover I remember YOU. :)

Peak of Optimism

Peak of Optimism:
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Intrviwr: If Earth starts rotating 30 times faster, then what 'll happen?
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Candidte: we will get Salary everyday!;)

"A smart way of expression"

Let me check ur english

Interviewer:Let me check ur english.
Int:Tell me the opposite of good
Sardar:Bad
Int:Come
Sar:Go
Int:Ugly
Sar: Pichlli
Int: PICHLI?
Sar:UGLY
Int:Shut Up
Sar:Keep Talking
Int: ok now stop these all.
sar: ok now carry on dis all
Int:abe,chup ho ja..chup ho ja.
sar:abe bolta rah..bolta rah.
Int:Are yar
sar:are dushman
Int:Get Out
Sar:Come In
Int: Oh my God.
Sar: oh my Devil.
Int:U r Rejected.
sar:I m selected.

interview with meera

interview with meera

To meera jee
App larkay k face pe sab se pahlay kia cheez dekhti hain?

Meera: Azz

Host: nahi nahi face pe sab se pahlay kia dekhti hain ?

Meera: Ya ya I tells yous na AzZ

Host: shyed app samjhi nai face pe face

Meera: haye khudaya
Bola na AzZ AZZ

Host: aby aunty mera matlab hai, shakal, face thobray pe

Meera: haye mai mar jawan
Kitni bar bolon
AzZ ( eyes)
AzZ ( eyes) :P

aesi zindigi ka karna bhi kya hai

teacher:bachon wada kro kabhi sharab,cigrette nahi piyo ge
bachey:nahi piyenge
teacher:girls ka peecha nai karoge
bachey:nahi karenge
teacher:unn par awaaze nai kaso ge
bachey: nahi kasenge
teacher:watan par zindigi qurbaan karo ge
bachey:kardenge, aesi zindigi ka karna bhi kya hai..

Challenge for you to tell abbreviations

1. I.Q
2. a.m
3. p.m
4. e.g.
5. i.e.
6. SIM
7. OK
8. Sms
9. Mms
10. Lcd

Only Genius can reply

Answers:

1. I.Q.    ==>   Intelligence quotient 
2. a.m.   ==>   Ante Meridiem
3. p.m.   ==>   Post Meridiem 
4. i.e.     ==>   Id Est (Latin word use for "that is")
5. SMS  ==>   Subscriber Identification Module
6. OK    ==>   Oll Korect  
7. SMS  ==>   Short Message Service
8. MMS  ==>   Multimedia Messaging Service
9. LCD   ==>   Liquid Crystal Display

Its a Harvard University I.Q Question (question answer SMS)

if,
1=6
2=26
3=326
4=4326
5=54326
6= ? ?
Its a Harvard University I.Q Question. . .

Lets see Ur ans.

Answer is 

1=6

then 6=1

hahahaha

Only intelligent can solve this IQ (question answer SMS)

Only intelligent can solve this IQ.

5+3=1628

9+1=80810

8+6=28214

7+2=4559

Then

6+2=??

Solution:  it simple.. first (6+2=8) will be written on right side..

then (6-2=4) vill be written on left side of 8
and then (8*4=32) vill be writen on extreme left.. so the answer ix 3248

Akal badhi ya bhains? (question answer SMS)

Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."

From where to where did the mughals rule? (question answer SMS)

History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ?

Student : sir, I am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir....

why i think about you (question answer SMS)

Sometimes my mind asked
why? I miss u, 
Why? I care 4 u, 
Why? I remember u 
then my heart answered its simply b’coz you are a sweet friend!!

difference b/w secretary & private secretar (question answer SMS)

Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?

Ans:
Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR