Tangent theta is equal to perpendicular upon base

Honton pe hai lipstick aur naina kajal se lais...

Neutralization Takes place when acid react with base...
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Uski zulfoon ne na jaane kitne dilon ko lagai thais...

Tangent theta is equal to perpendicular upon base. ;P

Translate in to English

Teacher:
"Main Teri Jaan Nikal Dungi"
Iski English Kya Hogi.
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Student: English Ki Aisi Ki Taisi,
Tu Haath To Laga Ke Dikha.... =P

MOST INNOCENT THREAT

MOST INNOCENT THREAT :-

As the Thief was Leaving the House,

Kid woke up Said -- Rascall Take My School Bag also

Otherwise I'll wake up mom

Saale ki book me rakh de, exam tak nai dhundh paayega

Wife 2 Husband : sunoji, aajkal ladka bahut paise uddane lagaa hai,
Jahan bhi chhupati hoo, dhoondh leta hai

Father: Saale ki book me rakh de, exam tak nai dhundh paayega !!!

aj kuch khatarnak kam krny ka dil kr rha

1 student dosry sy: aj kuch khatarnak kam krny ka dil kr rha hai.jo pehly hum ny na kia ho

2nd student:
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to phir chal aj thora sa perh len :P

suitcase khol k kya bak-bak kr rha ha..

1 larka pee k aya.
Dad se bachne k liay bari c book le kar parhne laga..

Dad: Pee k aya ha

Son: Nai tu..

Dad: kamine, phr suitcase khol k kya bak-bak kr rha ha..

kal sy pakka perhyn gy

Thousands of yesturdays go,
Thousands of todays go,
Thousands of timmorows go,
but the belive of STUDENT remain
same,
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kal sy pakka perhyn gy :)

Commerce k students (student SMS)

Commerce k students agar film banaye toh...........
filmo k naam honge,
kabhi debit kabhi credit, mein AC ki deewani hoon,hum tax de chucke sanam, humara calculator aap k paas hai.

Define Who Is LECTURER? (student SMS)

Teacher To Student:

Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?

Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.

age (student SMS)

Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class


Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age Hitler had commited suicide

mughals rule (student SMS)

History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ?


Student : sir, I am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir....

essay on cricket (student SMS)

Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!

5 points of a normal student (student SMS)

5 points that prove you are a normal student

1: Unnecessary talk on phone and messages

2: Plan each day to study but end of the day KAL SAY PAKA

3: You have all the data but you work before the dead line

4: Right now you are thinking of forwarding this message to your friends

5: On each point you smile because it’s true.