punjabi in curtain shop

Ik punjabi curtain (pardon) k dukan me gaya,ur salesman ko bataya k
use parde chaheye,salesman ne jawab deya k konse color k chaheye,to
punjabi bola k muje pink colour me chaheye-salesman ne jaldi se kuch verities deka dee..
punjabi:ye wala teek rahega gi...
salesmank,aap ko ye me discount me de donga,leken ye bataye
k size kitna ho...
punjabioji 15teeeeeennnnn...
salesman:15..kya matlab
punjabioji inch,inch...15 inch...
salesman:balah ye konse kirki he 15 inch ki..
punjabioji..tenu rab raka "copmpuuterrr" de waste...ji..aaho
salesman:kya pc k leye parda..
punjabi oye kambaktiya..copputer de vich windows naee hoondi...

owe chawlia na mar

1 camera man bche se:beta idher dekho . Abe is ma se kabuter nikle ga. . .
Bcha:owe chawlia na mar . . .focus set kr. :D

tay jinan da TRRAA nikal gya o??

Minister: Bomb blast mai halak hony walon ko 10 lac, or zakhmi hony walon ko 5 lac dainy ka ilaan kia jata hai,
Sardar: tay jinan da TRRAA nikal gya o??

hum ko thanda mitha pala bhera lagta hai

LIPTON di chah hai (funny Punjabi SMS)

A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...

meri sorry de spelling ghalt c (funny Punjabi SMS)

1 Baba ka paon boy k paon pe a gaya
Baba: Sorry!
Boy: Shut up!
kuch der bad 1 girl ka paon boy k paon me a gaya
Girl: Sorry!
Boy: Its OK!
baba: Na meri sorry de spelling ghalt c

hosaly saare azama betha (funny Punjabi SMS)

hosaly saare azama betha
zamane de gham utha betha
jis di chahat ne umar bhar tarpeya
ussi di shaddi da "zarda"kha batha

ek suta menu v lawa (funny Punjabi SMS)

1 admi ki shadi hui, us ne dost se mashwra lya k wo kese apni bv ka dil jeet skta hy

Frnd: Us k pas cigerate lga kr jana or us ka dhunwa us k mu pe mar k kehna
Janu agr tm kaho to ye adat b chor skta hun.

Us ne ja kr esa hi kia….!

Bv ne sun kr jwab dia

“Agr Gold Leaf hai te ek suta menu v lawa”

khotyan di Race (funny Punjabi SMS)

Sardar to
sardarni
Aaj 4 wajje pind wihch khotyan di Race Ae.
Main jana Ae
Sardani leh,
Turrrya janda Nahi, Race vich hissa lean challaae.

Pakistani Hon Di Mushkilaan (funny Punjabi SMS)

Pakistani Hon Di Mushkilaan:

1. Ghar Wich Panjabi Bolo.
2. School Wich Urdu Bolo.
3. Parcha Angrazi Wich hal karo.

Aur

4. Marn Tu Baad Hisaab Arbi vich do. :-(