”DOSTI” Kanjusoon Se Jo Bana Rakhi Hai….

Humne SmS Ki Umeed Laga Rakhi Hai,

Nazar Mobile Par Tika Rakhi Hai,

Battery Bhi Full Charge Rakhi Hai,

Par Sms Aayega Kaise?
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\”DOSTI\” Kanjusoon Se Jo Bana Rakhi Hai….

”Mohobbat” Jurm Hai Humse Dobara Ho Bhi Sakti Hai

Ye duniya Hai Yahaan Par Tamasha Ho Bhi Sakta Hai,

Abhi Jo Gham Mera Hai Kai Tumhara Ho Bhi Sakta Hai,

Tum Apne Aapko Har Giz Koi Ilzaam Mat Dena,

Ye Soda Hai \”Mohobbat\” Ka Khasara Ho Bhi Sakta Hai,

Na Ye Samjo ke Tum Hi Aakhri Meri \”Mohobbat\” Ho,

\”Mohobbat\” Jurm Hai Humse Dobara Ho Bhi Sakti Hai…..

Haathon Main Pighal Janay Ko Jee Chahta Hay

Haathon Main Pighal Janay Ko Jee Chahta Hay
Aatish-E-Shoaq Main Jal Janay Ko Jee Chahta Hay…

Tujh Say Ik Raaz Ki Sargoshi Bhi Karna Chahoon
Phir Wohi Raaz Nigal Janay Ko Jee Chahta Hay…

Dil Yeh Chahay Kay Tere Dil Main Rahoon Dil Ban Kay
Phir Usi Dil Say Nikal Janay Ko Jee Chahta Hay…

Wehshat Abad Makanon Main Nahi Jee Lagta
Sheher Say Door Nikal Janay Ko Jee Chahta Hay…

Hum Say Yeh Rasm Ki Zanjeer Bhi Kab Toot Saki
Dil Ki Zidd Par Bhi Machal Janay Ko Jee Chahta Hay

abhi to mere jism main kuch or jaan baqi hai

doob rahi hain sansain magar yah gumaan baqi hai..

aney ka kisi shakhs k abhi imkaan baqi hai..

muddat hoi ik shakhs ki bichre howe lakin..

aaj tak mere dil pey ek insaan baqi hai..

kashti zara kinare k qareeb hi rakhna..

bikhri howi lahroon main abhi tofaan baqi hai..

tumhare hi ashkoon ne honth si die warna..

abhi to mere dukhon ki bohat dastaan baqi hai..

ghamoon se kahdo k abhi na rakht-e safar bandahin k

Aamir

abhi to mere jism main kuch or jaan baqi hai…

10 rope ka fayda

1  doctor ne marez se kaha.main ek mahn se 50 rope ki rozana dawa kha
raha hun lekin muje koi fayda nazar nahi aa raha. 
doctor …..acha to main ap ko kal se 40 rope ki dawai dun ga.jis se ap ko roz
ka 10 rope ka fayda nazar aye ga.

What is the difference b/w mobile & PTCL.

Teacher says to 'Pathan':
What is the difference b/w mobile & PTCL..
Pathan: PTCL pe ungli se number dial karte hen aur mobile pe angoothe se...

Love before Marriage and After Merriage

*Love before Marriage*
Janu…tum nahe to mei nahe
mei nahe to tum nahi
*Love after Marriage*
Aj tu nahe ya me nahe

Are you sure you love me and no one else?

Girlfriend: And are you sure
you love me and no one else?

Boyfriend: Dead Sure!
I checked the whole list again yesterday

Tum ko dil se chahne wali. Sirf “TUMHARI”

Choota sa ek lafz “Tumhari”
Kitna payara lagta hai.

Dil main Khushion ki na jane
Kitne Phool Khilata hai.

Pheeky se Be-Kaif se din main
Shookhi k Rang sajata hai.

Jab EID k din ek Card mile.
Us par hun Surkh Gulab bany.

Jis ki andar sab se neeche
Likhne wali ne likha ho.

Tum ko dil se chahne wali.
Sirf “TUMHARI”

Tab chota sa aik lafz “Tumhari”
Kitna payara lagta hai..

Salam-e-Eid

Salam-e-Eid

Is Se Phele Network Jaam Hojaye.

Wishing Ka Silsila Aam Hojaye.

Aapko Dil Se Wish Karney Walon Main Mera Naam Hojaye.

“Eid Mubarak”

Eid ki Khushiyan Tujhay Mubarak khuda karey

Mile Tujhay Na Dukh Zindagi main.

Pholon ki Tarah Mehke Khuda karey.

Zinda Rahe Naam abad Tak Tera.

Eid ki Khushiyan Tujhay Mubarak khuda karey.

Ab Khuda k liya Na Tarpana

Kitni Eiden Guzar Gaien Tum Bin.

Ab Khuda k liya Na Tarpana…

Dekho…

Phir Eid Aaney Wali hai…

Eid k Sath Tum Bhi Aana…

can you swim?

British:
can u swim ?
Pathan:
No
British:
Dog is better than u bcoz it swims.
Pathan:
Can u swim ?
British:
yes
Pathan:
then whts the difference between u n dog.

Good Night, Sleep Tight, Sweet Dreams

Good Night
Sleep Tight
Sweet Dreams
For what u r pressing button? that"s all
Lorie bhi sunau kya?

Friend nahi to life waste

Friend nahi to life waste
Salt nahi to food waste
Story nahi to cinema waste
Mera SMS nahi to apka cell waste

Paper kesa hua?

DAD;Paper kesa hua?
SON:
Sirf Q1 reh gya
Q2 aa nhi raha tha
Q4 karna bhol gya
Q5 nazar nhi aya
Q6 paper ki dusri side pe tha
DAD:
OR Q3?
SON:
Sirf wohi ghalat hwa!

I am the Best

I am
the
Best
aq khan
can prove it

I can put cofee in cofe cup
Can u put world in world cup?
I can send my address 2 ur mobile.
Can u send ur mobile 2 my adrress.

kabhi kabhi mere dil me khayal aya he

kabhi kabhi mere dil me khayal aya he

wah wah wh

Kabhi kabhi mere dil khayal ata he
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Jab bijli nahe ati to bil kaha se ata he

Smile a while

Smile a while and while you smile,
smile another smile and soon there will be miles
and miles of smile just because you smiled,
i wish your day is full of SMILE.