Love u more than u (love SMS)

Live 4 d person ho dies 4u,
Smile 4 d person ho cries 4u,
Fight 4 d person ho protects u,
n luv d person ho luvs u more than u..!

Friendship with Style (good friend SMS)

Jiski stupid c batain lagti hon Cute,
Sacha lagta ho jiska har jhoot,
Jiskay sath lartay huye bhi aajaye smile,
Usay kehte hain Friendship with Style.

Zara Udas hoon Lekin Zara (urdu poetry sms)

Zara Udas hoon Lekin Zara
Masroor Bhi hon.

Tumharay Paas Hon Shayad,
Shayad Door bhi hon.

Yoon Pathreelay Raston Pay
Chalna Shoq Nahi Mera.

Kuch Muaamla Chahat ka Hai
Kuch Majboor Bhi hon.

Muhabbat Ho Gai Tum se Bus
Itni Khata hay Meri.

Mana k Mujrim Hon Magar
BayQasoor Bhi hon.

Have a promising and fulfilling new year (Happy New Year SMS)

New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations,
New is the resolution, new are the spirits and
Forever my warm wishes are for u.
Have a promising and fulfilling new year.

dady mujey aapki car chahiye (pathan SMS)

pathan ka beta: dady mujey aapki car chahiye q k aaj mujy function jana he,

pathan: q tumari bike ko kya ho gaya?

beta:8 lakh ki car me doston pe mera Roub jamega.

pathan 10 rupey usey deta he. to beta kehta he: dad ye kya he?
pathan: ye lo aur 48 lakh k bus me savar ho k jao....!

hosaly saare azama betha (funny Punjabi SMS)

hosaly saare azama betha
zamane de gham utha betha
jis di chahat ne umar bhar tarpeya
ussi di shaddi da "zarda"kha batha

sawal ka jawab Yes or Not mai do (Insult SMS)

Agar dum hai tu is sawal ka jawab Yes or Not mai do.
Kya ap ko Pagal Pan ke dure parna band ho gaya hai?

Ghar Ajao (Insult SMS)

Ek Larki Ne Mujh Ko Aadhi Raat Ko Phone Kia :-

Ghar Ajao
Ghar Per Koi Nahi Hai :-


Mein Chala Gaya :-


Waqai Wahan Tu Koi Nahi Tha...

" T A A L A "
Lock Laga Hua Tha...

DARD DENEY SE MUHABBAT BARHTI HE (Faraz SMS)

DARD DENEY SE MUHABBAT BARHTI HE "FARAZ",
YE KEH KAR VO MERI UNGLI DARWAZEY ME PHANSAA GAI

SORRY 4 LATE SMS (Insult SMS)

SORRY 4 LATE SMS
ACTUALLY
POLICE ARRESTED ME 4KILLING A GIRL.
I SWEAR i DID'T KILL HER
I JUST ASKED HER "WILL U MARRY ME"
BECHARI KHUSHI SE HI MARR GAE!

BAP KA NAM ROSHAN KAR RAHA HOON (sardar SMS)

SARDAR 100 VOLT K BULB PR BAP KA NAM LIKH RAHA THA...
KISI NE POCHA YE KYA KR RAHE HO?
SARDAR:BAP KA NAM ROSHAN KAR RAHA HOON..

kia tum mere ashiq ho? (funny urdu sms)

Girl;kia tum mere ashiq ho?
boy;
haan hoo:
girl:to phir mujhe 100 ka easyload bhej do
boy:main tumhara ashiq hoon "ufone"walon ka damad nahi