finding good friend (good friend SMS)

It takes half our life to find true friends and half of it keeping them. 
I am lucky to have spent less than half my life finding you and wish to spend the rest keeping you.

SMILE - is a source to win hearts (smile SMS)

SMILE - is a language of love 
SMILE - is a source to win hearts...
SMILE - creates greatness in ur personality
SO.... 
Brush ur Teeth today onwards 

when i call you (Insult SMS)

When I call u; 


1 ring means I'm thinking of u; 


2 ring means I like u; 


3 means I miss u; 


4 means .........pick d phone idiot 

Keep smiling (smile SMS)

If you are stressed,
you'll get pimples..
if you cry, you will get wrinkles..So,
why don't you smile & get dimples? 


Keep smiling its very simple J

Hearts could only love for a while (good friends SMS)

Hearts could only love for a while,
feets could only walk for some miles,
clothes wont 4ever be in style but having u as my friend is 4ever worthwhile. 

Do not count wht u hv lost (good luck SMS)

Do not count what you have lost. 
Just see what you have now, 
because past never comes back but sometimes future can give us back our lost things. . . .
good luck :-)

Do not count wht u hv lost (God bless you SMS)

Do not count wht u hv lost. 
Just see wht u hv now, 
b'coz past never comes back but sometimes future can give us back our lost things. . . .
God Bless You :-)

Good Night (good night SMS)

G-Go 2 bed
O-Off d light
O-Out of tension
D-Dreams come


N-Nice sleep
I -Ignore worry
G-Get fresh
H-Hav a nice night
T-Thank 2 GOD.
Good night.... 

LIFE is a LIE (friendship SMS)

LIFE is a LIE, when the F is missing.
"F" is nothing but ur Friendship.
I Hope I will never be missing the "F" in my LIFE...!! 

LIFE is a LIE (life SMS)

LIFE is a LIE, when the F is missing.
"F" is nothing but ur Friendship.
I Hope I will never be missing the "F" in my LIFE...!! 

good understanding (friendship SMS)

Good Unerdtsanding Btewene Ecah Ohter Is Rael FierndSihp!
Eevn If We Hvae So Mnay MsiUnerdsantndig Lkie Tish Msseaeg,
Btu i Konw U Cna Raed WtihOtu Msitkae!

PHILIPS TUBE LIGHT (funny English SMS)

Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, 
you gave me light. You gave me strength to make life bright. Thank 
you so much PHILIPS TUBE LIGHT. 

you are jealous of me (cute SMS)

If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. 
If u edit this, I'm still cute. 
If u fwd this, you are spreading that i'm cute
&
if u erase this, 
you are jealous of me coz i'm cute!

Potato Prices (funny English SMS)

I cannot hide this from you any more. I don't want to hurt you and I 
feel it's best if I tell u, before you hear it from someone else 
............ Potato Prices Have Gone Up !

headache (Insult SMS)

From Mon to Sun
From Jan To Dec
From birth till my death
my feelings for you have never changed. 
For me, you've always been
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a headache !

something in a shop window (Insult SMS)

I saw something in a shop window. It was stunning, cute, simply 
adorable. I was supposed 2 buy it 4 u, then I realised it was my 
reflection.

I will kill you (always remember SM)

If u hide, i'll seek 4 u. 
If u r lost, i'll search 4 u. 
If u'll leave, i'll wait 4 u. 
If days take u away 4m me, i'll fight 4 u. 


But, if u stop sending msgs, i'll kill you.

Shah Jahan ka Taj Mahal (funny Urdu SMS)

Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko 
Dekha, Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola... Maa 
Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!