Letter from Banta Sing to Mr Bill Gates of Microsoft (funny SMS)

Letter from Banta Sing to Mr Bill Gates of Microsoft

Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button "start" but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.

2. We find there is "run" in the menu. One of my friends clicked "Run", he ran up to Amritsir! So, we request you to change that to "Sit", so that we can click that by sitting.

3. One doubt is that whether any "Re-scooter" is available in system? I find only "Re-cycle", but I own a scooter at my home.

4. There is "Find" button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot to trace the key with this "find" button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

5. My child learned "Microsoft Word" now he wants to learn "Microsoft Sentence". So when will you provide that?

6. I brought a computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows "My Computer". When will you provide the remaining items?

7. It is surprising that windows says "My Pictures" but there is not even a single photo of mine. So, when will you keep my photo in that?

8. There is "Microsoft Office", what about "Microsoft Home" since I use the PC at home only.

9. You provided "My Network Places". For god's shake please do not provide "My Secret Places". I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

Regards,
Banta

PS: Last one from me to Mr Bill Gates-----Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?

Starting Salary (funny English SMS)

Boss : I am giving you a job as a driver. STARTING salary $100/ -, is it o.k
Tom : you are great sir! Starting salary is ok...but...???
How much is DRIVING salary...?

how much is my mobile bill? (sardar SMS)

Sardar: Excuse me... how much is my mobile bill?
Call centre girl: Sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL [light bill :)] my MOBILE BILL.

two blondes opposite sides of a river (funny English SMS)

There are two blondes standing on opposite sides of a river. One blond
yells to the other "Hey how do you get to the other side!!!" the other
blonde replies "Idiot!! you are on the other side!!!"

How does an electric motor run? (funny SMS)

In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Amdon: Druumrrr... ruuu.... druuuuu....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Amdon: Drrr drup drup drup....

What is the name of your car? (funny SMS)

Tony: What is the name of your car?
Jane: mmm.. I forgot the name, but it starts with 'T'.
Tony: Oh!!!, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know
start with petrol.

Exams are like Girl friends (Exams SMS)

Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!

Stop only when we enter the examination hall (Exams SMS)

Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

Newton’s 4th law (Exams SMS)

According to newton’s 4th law for exams-
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust
until some
external or internal exam moves it!

How can they know where i am? (funny English SMS)

a man went on a street
suddently his mobile is ringing
and say that "How can they know where i am?"

two great kings (Exams SMS)

Teacher--- Can you tell me the names of two great kings who have brought happiness and peace
into people's lives ?

Student--- smo KING & drin KING. :-):-):-)

Court Order (friendship SMS)

Court Order !! U R Accused of Crawling into my inbox & Hijacking My Smile with your cute massages. U R Sentenced 2b MY SWEET FRIEND 4 LIFE

ANGEL (good friend SMS)

I asked God 4 a Flower, he gave me a garden. I asked 4 a tree, he gave a forest. I asked 4 a river he gave me an Ocean. I asked 4 an ANGEL, he gave me YOU.

I MISS YOU all the Time (miss you SMS)

Good Time,Bad Time,Day Time,Night Time,Work Time,Off Time,Happy Time,Sad Time,Sleep Time,In the Mean Time...I MISS YOU all the Time

Sweet Candies Are Easy To Buy (miss you SMS)

Sweet Candies Are Easy To Buy, Sweet Words Are Easy To Say But Sweet people Like U Is Very Hard To Find, So I Dont Want To Loose U. . .MISS YOU

Feel Good when somebody miss u (sorry SMS)

Feel Good when somebody miss u... Feel better when Somebody Loves u... But feels best when sombody never forgets u..

As time passes (sorry SMS)

As time passes we hav forgotten a very simple but effective and meaningful word...."SORRY"........under the influence of our ego.......and make small things so difficult to solved out................so if i (or u ) hav such kind of experience with me plz "forgive me"..........SORRY......without no more hectic words and explaination............. take care  

Be the first one (sorry SMS)

Be the first one to say Sorry,when the other person seems to be hurt bcoz of U &Be the 1st one to forgive,if a Person says Sorry to U!  

LOVE CARTOONS (funny English SMS)

I just feel u….

Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wanna See u ….
Do u know why…….

It’s juts because …………

******I LOVE CARTOONS*******

all are waiting to see ur (smile SMS)

Open ur eyes
So the sun can rise
Flower can blossom
Birds can sing
Because all are waiting to see ur

~~"""Beautiful Smile"""~~

Torch le kar dondh raha hai (pathan SMS)

Pathan raat ko Machardani laga kar
so raha tha:

Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla.
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Pathan: Lo ye khocha machar humko
Torch le kar dondh raha hai

Phatan bank lootne gaya (pathan SMS)

Ek Phatan bank lootne gaya wahan gun dikha kar sara Paisa loot liya.

Per us k hath kuch nahi aaya.

Kyon?

Q k sare paise usne manager ko diye aur kaha: "Sare paise mere account mein jama kar do

jiski Jaib bhari hoti hai (pathan SMS)

1 Pathan apni Jaib me pathar daal k ghom raha tha:

Kisi ne pocha: Aisa q kr rhe ho?

Pathan: Is dunya me usi ki qadar hoti hy, jiski Jaib bhari hoti hai

Long Life Khan (pathan SMS)

1 pathan UK gaya,Airport per immigration officer:What is ur name?
pathan:Umar Daraz Khan
Officer:say in english?
Pathan kuch sochne k baad
Long Life Khan.

Kal A-B-C parain gay (funny SMS)

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Shabash..
Ab jao!
Kal A-B-C
parain gay.

Tumhara dost ka number (Insult SMS)

Boy: Mere pass apnay Dost jaisi Car to nahi par tumhe apni palkon pr bitha k ghomaon ga,
Mere paas us jsi bari kothi to nhi pr tumhe apne dil me jaga don ga,
mere paas us jitna paise to nahi pr ma mehnat mazdori kr k khilaonga,
ab aur tumhe kia chahiye

Girl: Tumhara dost ka number....:-)

Sardar shopping early (sardar SMS)

Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the shop…..:p

girls world (Wise Words SMS)

When a girl falls down
She is helped by so
Many people
But
When a boy falls down
Everybody laughs

what is meant by “I MISS YOU” (pathan SMS)

Teacher: what is meant by
“I MISS YOU”
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Pathan: Is ka matlab hai
“Mein tumhari miss hon!”

what is meant by “I MISS YOU” (Exams SMS)

Teacher: what is meant by
“I MISS YOU”
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Pathan: Is ka matlab hai
“Mein tumhari miss hon!”

what is meant by “I MISS YOU” (miss you SMS)

Teacher: what is meant by
“I MISS YOU”
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Pathan: Is ka matlab hai
“Mein tumhari miss hon!”

UFONE Tum He To Ho (beautiful SMS)

Your Smile is like
WARID We Care.

Your Voice is like
ZONG Sab Keh Do.

Your Personality is like
TELENOR The Smart Call

But

OUR Relation is like
UFONE Tum He To Ho.

Meri ik dost hai (smile SMS)

Meri ik dost hai, Aapke bare me puchti rehti hai
Mene usey apka number diya hai,
Wo apse milne aae gi,
Uska name hai






"SMILE"

Mera khyal hai aa gai ho gy.

khana kon mangway ga? (funny urdu sms)

Do sheikh hotel main aik dosry ko milay,
4 din k bad dono mar gaye,,
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wajah kya thi..??
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wo 4 din aik dosry ko dekhty rahe, k
khana kon mangway ga?

ZAAT aur Purana Libbas (Wise Words SMS)

“Kisi ko Us ki ZAAT aur Purany Libbas ki Wajah se HAQEER na Samjho”,

Es liey k

” Tera RAB ”

aur

Uska” RAB ”

AiK hi hy”

New Year (Happy New Year SMS)

“New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations,
New is the resolution, new are the spirits and
Forever my warm wishes are for u.
Have a promising and fulfilling new year.”

DEW na piya to phir kia jiya (Faraz SMS)

Sara din us ko pepsi pilata raha Fraaz
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Shaam ko boli DEW na piya to phir kia jiya

Memory is weak (Wise Words SMS)

generally we believe our memory is weak but when we want to forget someone alot,we realize how powerful our memory is strange but true

Ideal Husband (good habits sms)

The ideal husband is the one who understands what his wife did not say.

Meaning of Friendship (friendship SMS)

Meaning of Friendship : -
F-------FOREVER ,
R-------RESPONCIBLE ,
I--------INTELLIGENT ,
E-------EAGER TO MAIL ,
N-------NICE ,
D-------DIVINE ,
S--------SIMPLE ,
H-------HEARTLY ,
I--------INTERSTED ,
P-------PEACEFUL

6 rules to be Happy (good friend SMS)

6 rules to be HAPPY:
Free your heart from hatred;
Free your mind from worries;
Live simply;
Expect less;
Give more
&
Always have ME as UR FRIEND

relation between smile & ur face (smile SMS)

Do u know the relation between smile & ur face? Ur face luks gud with a smile but smile luks better when it's on ur face... Keep Smiling.

Your Name (friendship SMS)

If I could pull down the rainbow, I'd write ur name with it & put it back in the sky to let everybody know how colorful my life is with a friend like u

start with smile (have a nice day SMS)

Sun glows for a day, candle for an hour, matchstick for a minute, but a good day can glow forever, so start ur day with a smile. have a nice day

friend is like a computer (computer SMS)

A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory!

Friends and Friendship (friendship SMS)

Friends and Friendship.
It's a package of feelings.,
Nobody can make it.,
Nobody can delete it,
Nobody can explain it.
Only we can feel it..

Friendship is vast like universe (friendship SMS)

Friendship is vast like universe,
deep like ocean,high like sky,
strong like iron,kind like mother,
cute like me & sweet like u!

Never look 4 Beauty (beautiful SMS)

Never look 4 Beauty,
It will fade away1day.
Never look4good Skin,
it will grow old1day.
But look 4a loyal heart which will Miss U Everyday!!..

speaks from one heart to another (friendship SMS)

speaks from one heart to another!
It listens for unspoken needs!
It recognizes secret dreams.
The FRIENDSHIP understands the silent things!