Tangent theta is equal to perpendicular upon base

Honton pe hai lipstick aur naina kajal se lais...

Neutralization Takes place when acid react with base...
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Uski zulfoon ne na jaane kitne dilon ko lagai thais...

Tangent theta is equal to perpendicular upon base. ;P

Saale ki book me rakh de, exam tak nai dhundh paayega

Wife 2 Husband : sunoji, aajkal ladka bahut paise uddane lagaa hai,
Jahan bhi chhupati hoo, dhoondh leta hai

Father: Saale ki book me rakh de, exam tak nai dhundh paayega !!!

Good luck & all the best

Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best

Our past

Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,

WE DONT CARE !!

eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!

Wat is the height of hope??

Wat is the height of hope??
It is: sitting in d exam hall,
holding d question paper in hand
n telling your self
“dude,don't worry.
Exams Will get postponed!”

A student grabbed a coin

A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p

Lovely & Horrible days in my life

Lovely days in my life :
Childhood days,
School days
&
collage days,

Horrible days in my life :
“only exam days”

The probability of a topic

“The probability of a topic
coming in exam increases exponentially,
if one decides to leave the topic completely….”

Paper kesa hua?

DAD;Paper kesa hua?
SON:
Sirf Q1 reh gya
Q2 aa nhi raha tha
Q4 karna bhol gya
Q5 nazar nhi aya
Q6 paper ki dusri side pe tha
DAD:
OR Q3?
SON:
Sirf wohi ghalat hwa!

Exams ka tehwar (Exams SMS)

papers ki roti notes ka achar
tubelite ki kirne questions ki bahar
teachers ki dushmani dosto ka pyaar
so mubarak ho ap ko exams ka tehwar

Na Putr Paper a gaye ne (Exams SMS)

My Nights r going SleepLess,
My Days r going UseLes,
I hv becom SpeachLess,
So,
I asked My Heart;
is it Love?
Heart replied

"Na Putr Paper a gaye ne.."

Papa All is Well!! (Exams SMS)

Jab Question Paper ho out of Control.
Answer sheet ko kr k Fold....
Answer sheet ko kr k Fold.
Aeroplane bana k bole!
All will fail!

Student kia jane Result kia hoga?

Marks milegay ya Zero pe Tie ho ga.
Toh Girl Friend ghuma... Paisa Ura.
Paisa Ura k bole.
Papa All is Well!!

New Exam Song (Exams SMS)

New Exam Song.

To Paper Paper Krti He.

To Paper Se Kio darti he.

Ak bar mujhe batla de too.

To chiting ku nahi krti he.

Kia hota he paper me.

Paper ka laga don dhair.

Me barish krdo pharron ki.

jo to ho jae meri...

It's challange (Exams SMS)

Suna hai app bahot Zaheen hain

Zara is swal ka jwab to den

Sawal: Larki ka koi aisa naam bataaen jis men " A,E,I,O,U" na aata ho?

It's challange 4 u

jesa karo gay wesa bahro gay (Exams SMS)

teacher : story sunao
sardar:
1 din hum un kay ghar gay wo so rahay thay
1 din wo humray ghar aya hum so rahay thay
"moral" jesa karo gay wesa bahro gay

Exams are like Girl friends (Exams SMS)

Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!

Stop only when we enter the examination hall (Exams SMS)

Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

Newton’s 4th law (Exams SMS)

According to newton’s 4th law for exams-
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust
until some
external or internal exam moves it!

two great kings (Exams SMS)

Teacher--- Can you tell me the names of two great kings who have brought happiness and peace
into people's lives ?

Student--- smo KING & drin KING. :-):-):-)