Sab kuch adhoora hai (love SMS)

Ye jazbay
Ye moj
Ye masti
Ye rishte
Ye wade
Ye sangeet
Ye pyar
Ye dosti
Ye dil

Sab kuch adhoora hai

“Aap ke Bina”…

let me count (funny SMS)

Dulha on Wedding asks from Dulhan, do you have any boy friend before marriage?

Dulhan become silent

Dulha: main is khamoshi ko kia samjhoon?

Dulhan: kameeney ruk jaa ginney to de

you are away from my eyes (love SMS)

Sometimes My eyes get jealous of my Heart!!!
You Know Why?
Bcoz…..
You Always Remain close to my HEART
n far from my EYES.

 

my eyes get jealous (with out you SMS)

Sometimes My eyes get jealous of my Heart!!!
You Know Why?
Bcoz…..
You Always Remain close to my HEART
n far from my EYES.

neend bahout ati hay (Faraz SMS)

Kehtay hain k ISHQ mai neend Urr jati hai Faraz

Koi Humse bhi to Ishq Karay Kambakhat Sehri mai neend bohat aati hai

ap say milnay aa jaown (always remember SMS)

Jab aap sms nahin karty itna gussa aata hai dil to chata hai Chappal Utaar Kar.
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Jooty phan lun aur aapsy milny aa jaon.

ap say milnay aa jaown (with out you SMS)

Jab aap sms nahin karty itna gussa aata hai dil to chata hai Chappal Utaar Kar.
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Jooty phan lun aur aapsy milny aa jaon.

kis tarah likhna chyia (funny urdu SMS)

Likho To Paigham Kuch Aisa Likho

K Qalam Bhi Ronay Per Majboor Hojaye

Har Lafz Main Woh Dard Bhar do

K Parhnay Wala DISPRIN Kha K So Jaye

ghuroor (Faraz SMS)

Kitnay Ghuroor Main Hai Woh Mujhe Tanha Chhor Kar Faraz

Usay Maloom Nahi Aur Bhi Bachiyon K Numbers Hain Mere Paas

made in china (funny SMS)

Pehli bar LOVE kis ne Ejaad kiya tha?
Socho

Socho bhi..
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Oho yaar! Made in China.
Tabhi to love ki Guarranty-Warranty nai
hoti.

tameez say (pathan SMS)

Pathan Larki Se: I Love You.

Larki: Tameez Se Baat Karo.

Pathan: "Assalam-o-Alaikum"

I Love You.

Women College for Boys (pathan SMS)

Ek Pathan nay ek College banaya par us main kisi nay admission hi nahin lia why?

socho?

because us college ka naam tha
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Govt. Women College for Boys

mobile nikal (Faraz SMS)

main to u hi ja raha tha apni masti main Faraz

ek awaz aai peechay say achanak
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Chal Beta Mobile Nikal

how i look like? (pathan SMS)

Ek Pathan Sheeshay (Mirror) k samnay aankhain band kar k betha hua tha .

kisi nay poocha O Yara yeh kya kar raha hai

Pathan: Yaar hum dekh raha hai k hum sota hua kesa dikhta hai

garmi ki tasveer (pathan SMS)

1 pathen ny nkli note bnaye or Qaid-e-Azam ki topi bhol gya jab dukandar ko dia to dukandar ne kha iski to topi nhi hai
Pathan: ye Quai-e-Azam ki garmyion ki tasveer hai.

khota karola (funny SMS)

Funny Sms Transport system kafi mehnga ho gya he
"PETROL" to bhut mehnga ho gya he
To janab humain apka pora khyal hay
Ise lye to le aye hain
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(\./)
/.".)"^----;";_
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//\\ //\\

"KHOTA KROLA"
ab thanks bol kr sharminda mat karna.

Falak tak chal (Faraz SMS)

menay kaha us say k Petrol bohot menga ho gay ahai faraz.
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phir bhi kehti hai "Falak tak chal saath meray Falak tak chal saath chal"

ak share suna do (pathan SMS)

Jinn ~ Kia Hukum Hai Mery Aaqa ?


Pathan ~ Ek Shair Suna Do .


Jinn ~ " Hukum Karein Bakwaas Nahee ,
Mein Jinn Honn
F A R A Z
Nahee "

Pathan ~ Wah Wah Wah Wah

ak share suna do (Faraz SMS)

Jinn ~ Kia Hukum Hai Mery Aaqa ?


Pathan ~ Ek Shair Suna Do .


Jinn ~ " Hukum Karein Bakwaas Nahee ,
Mein Jinn Honn
F A R A Z
Nahee "

Pathan ~ Wah Wah Wah Wah

shadi k joray (pathan SMS)

Pathan: Yar ya shadi k jorey khan banty hain ?

Sardar: Asman par.

Pathan:Uff khuday bht bari ghalti hogya'

Sardar kya hua?

Pathan ; Hm to darzi ko de aya.

ghalat salat (funny SMS)

Neche mat dekhna neche galat salat likha hua hai....

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*GHALAT SALAT*

Husband, wife & spare tyre (funny SMS)

HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….

A Fallen Rose (good habits sms)

A Fallen Rose:

Once a man asked a Fallen Rose: "Don't you get hurt when you are plucked?"

The rose replied "No ! I forget my pain thinking that I'm the reason 4 someone's Smile.

Friend Going to Sleep (good night SMS)

Hi Moon,

My friend is Going to Sleep.

Tell to your Brother sun to raise tomorrow late.

Because my friend wants More relax.

Good Night.

Petrol Nahin Mil Raha (Faraz SMS)

Pakistan Main Petrol Nahin Mil Raha Faraz...


Aur Woh Kehta Hai...


"Aaja Main Hawaon Main Bitha K Lay Chalon..."

Aap Khafa Kaise Ho Gaye (always remember SMS)

Hum Se Yun Khafa Aap Kaise Ho Gaye

Lagta Hai Aap Bhi Auron K Jese Ho Gaye

Aate Nahi Aaj Kall Messages Aap K

Lagta Hai Dost Se Pyare Paise Ho Gaye.

Aap Khafa Kaise Ho Gaye (urdu poetry sms)

Hum Se Yun Khafa Aap Kaise Ho Gaye

Lagta Hai Aap Bhi Auron K Jese Ho Gaye

Aate Nahi Aaj Kall Messages Aap K

Lagta Hai Dost Se Pyare Paise Ho Gaye.

Messages ka Bohraan (always remember SMS)

Aata

Chawal

Tamatar

Namak

Mirach

Daal

Ghee

Sugar


K Bad Pakistan Me Messages Ka Bohraan.

Log ab SMS ka jawab bhi nahi datay. :-(

you are so SWEET (sweet SMS)

Ant is Searching You

  / /   This Ant is ('.')  Searching< ((>   You.  / /


You know it wants to eat You...

Why?
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Because

You are so "Sweet" And "Cute".

you are so CUTE (cute SMS)

Ant is Searching You

  / /   This Ant is ('.')  Searching< ((>   You.  / /


You know it wants to eat You...

Why?
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Because

You are so "Sweet" And "Cute".

Sab Tu Sohni Kuri Phasai (sardar SMS)

Sardar: Aaj main Apni Class di Sab tu sohni kuri phasai ae.
Friend:O kiwein?

Sardar: Class Lagi c. Main kaghaz da jahaz bana k uda dita,
O teacher de nak te ja wajeya,
Oney Gusey wich pucheya k ae kinay keeta?

Main os kuri da naa Le litta.
Phas gayi vichari.

Pakistani Hon Di Mushkilaan (funny Punjabi SMS)

Pakistani Hon Di Mushkilaan:

1. Ghar Wich Panjabi Bolo.
2. School Wich Urdu Bolo.
3. Parcha Angrazi Wich hal karo.

Aur

4. Marn Tu Baad Hisaab Arbi vich do. :-(

Sab kuch Adhoora hai(with out you SMS)

Sab kuch Adhoora hai
Ye Muskan
Ye Jazbay
Ye Moaj
Ye Masti
Ye Rishtey
Ye Wadey
Ye Sangeet
Ye Pyar
Ye Dosti
Ye Dil

Sab kuch Adhoora hai

Aap ke Bina.....

Jo Mun Main Aaye Bol Do (always remember SMS)

Today is "Jo Mun Main Aaye Bol Do" Day....!


So What Do You Say About Me?

Bolo....

Aaj To Bole he Do Yaar... Anything...

Reply Must Hai.

how you should be (always remember SMS)

Har Majburi Se Larrna Seekh Lo.

Har Ghum K Saath

Jeena Seekh Lo.

"Busy" Hum Bhi Kam Nahi,

Par Hamari Tarah


Dosto Ko Yaad Karna Seekh lo...