Samosa thora thanda kar k khain

Samosa Said to Aaloo:
Jab mein fry hota hun to tumhain cover kar k garam oil se bacha leta hun
Bcz i love u:D
Aaloo said:
Jab log tumhn fry hone k foran bad khatay hain to main bhi unki zuban jala deta hun!
I love u 2:D
Moral :
in dono ki prem kahani pe na jayen, Samosa thora thanda kar k khain:P

Japanese Psychology

Japanese Psychology 'The 3rd
letter of your name
shows your character.
What's yours??
A: Gifted
B: Loved by all
C: Innocent
D: Talented
E: Good but hurts
F: Feels for others
G: Logical thinking
H: Calm
I: Respected
J: Enjoys life
K: Lovable
L: Funny
M: Great person
N: Proud
O: Supportive
P: Smiling
Q: Cool
R: Unpredictable
S: Caring
T: Genuine
U: Practical
V: Genius
W: Angry
X: Takes it easy
Y: Intelligent
Z: Jovial
Chck out who YOU are and write below?

Sardar g ap ko kabi kisi se pyar hua?

Sardar g ap ko kabi kisi se pyar hua?
Han yar! Per wo manti hi nahi!
“Kia kehti hay?”
“Kehti hay
‘I LOVE U 2′
pata nahi ye dosra kon hay.

sote hue ko jagayen hum

sote hue ko jagayen hum
apki nind ko uraayen hum
is time sms kar k apko satayen hum
phir apko gussa aye or gussa dila kar
araam se so jayen hum_good_night

YOU Are CHANDA And I Am A STAR

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star,

YOU Are CHANDA And I Am A STAR,

Night Is Meant For Sleeping Yaar,

So Take A Pillow And Soja YAAR…

Gud Nite.

Aao Race Lagatay hain

Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.

Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.

Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.

Pathan: Thanks Yara..

Parking is only for two wheeler...

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why you
are removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler...

maine tuje phone karna tha

Pagal1: maine tuje phone karna tha,
pr tera mob.no. bhool gya
pagal2: pagal muje msg kr k puch leta.
Pagal1: sorry yaar dimag me nai aya ye toh,,,;?? :O

Wo hume bewafa kehte hai to kehte rahe

An emotional one.

Wo hume bewafa kehte hai to kehte rahe,
wo hume bewafa kehte hai to kehte rahe

Mummy keti hai
Jo keta hai,
wo kHud hota h.B-):-D

Ring dunga Par Phone mat Uthana Balance nhi Hai

GF:Kal Mera Birthday H.

BF: Advance "HAPPY Birthday"

GF:Kya Gift doge?

BF:Kya Chahiye?

GF:"Ring"

BF:Ring dunga Par Phone mat Uthana Balance nhi Hai

twins babies

A chinese couple

Mr Hua & Mrs Hua

Got twins babies

What did they name them????

?

?

They named them,

"Jo-Hua"
"So-Hua"...

bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi

arz kya hai:
bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi, ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi,
aur phool khilne se pahle....bakri kha gayi.. 

meri umar beet jaye parrhtey parrhtey

girl: aisa khat likho sajna,
meri umar beet jaye parrhtey parrhtey
boy
(i=0i>xe'l1i+;e_y# a#>#"e!%;
=*?#@?w@'e*, e(p+>i*<tf!)$(i;? &le sajni ab parrh!!

Aap ek Mobile ki tarah ho,

Aap ek Mobile ki tarah ho,
khwab mein atey ho SMS ki tarah,
Dil mein bas jatay ho Ring Tone ki tarah;
Mohabbat aapki hai Network ki tarah,
hum ko bhool na jaana Balance ki tarah

Name for twins

Raabert had twins and comes to the “Boss”…..



Raabert: Boss, mere dono bachon ke liye koi naam bataiye..
Ajeet: Ek ka naam rakho Peter….
Raabert: boss or doosre ka ?
Ajeet: Repeater.

I am the Best

I am
the
Best
aq khan
can prove it

I can put cofee in cofe cup
Can u put world in world cup?
I can send my address 2 ur mobile.
Can u send ur mobile 2 my adrress.

k rasi lejane ke liye do do truck (funny SMS)

Ek truck, dusre truck ko rassi bandh kar le jaraha tha………..
yeh dekh kar sardar hass kar pagal ho gaya
aur kehne lage “ ek rasi lejane ke liye do do truck………………………..

sorry murga sardar tha (funny SMS)

sardar : oye murge ki tang kithe gayi
waiter :paji murga langada tha
sardar : aur dil
waiter : who to murgi legayi
sardar : dimag to hoga na
waiter : sorry murga sardar tha…………….

main tarzan tu monkey (funny SMS)

Apun ki dosti ek dam jakkas hona mangta hai,jakkas bole
to mai hira tu moti, main sabji tu roti, main pani tu
tanki, main tarzan tu monkey

Aj tum dil mango (funny SMS)

Dear Aj tum dil mango,
mai Dunga
Tum jiger mango, woh b Dunga
Eyes mango, woh b dunga.
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q
k
.
.
aj
mai
NE BAKRA zibah kia hai*