same blood group

Doctor says to pathan: Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Pathan: Hoga zaror hoga; 25 saal se amara koon peeta aay..!

Ye hum miss bell marta hai

Ek pathan rozana apne parosi ki bell
Baja kar bhaag jata tha
Ek din parosi ne pakar kar poocha, ye kya harkat hai?
Pathan: Ye hum miss bell marta hai..

yar paise ka msla nai he bas tu admi ka pata kr

Srdar:kal koi meri biwi k purse se 2000 rupe legya
PATHAN: jhot bolti hy,1900 the maine khud gine the
Srdar:yar paise ka msla nai he bas tu admi ka pata kr.

Anybody Who Thinks He Is Stupid, Stand Up

New Teacher: "Anybody Who Thinks He Is Stupid, Stand Up"


Pathan Stoodup.

Teacher: Are You Stupid?

Pathan: Nahi! Aap Akeli Khari Thin. Mujhe Acha Nahi Lag raha Tha. 

Allama Iqbal kon hain?

Ek Pathan ka School mai New Admission Huwa:

Teacher: Batao Allama Iqbal kon hain?



Pathan: Hum ko kya Pata Kon hai?
Aaj He To Hum Aaya Hai.

Apna dawai apna pas rakho hamara ghar main itna chamach nai hai

Doctor:
Ye syrup 2 chmach subha,2 dopeher
2 rat ko, 3 din tak lenay hain.
Pathan:
Apna dawai apna pas rakho hamara ghar main itna chamach nai hai

Mobile No

Pathan bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
'My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'

kya Cycle hum rakh le?

Judge said to Pathan: Tum per cycle chori ka ilzaam sabit nahi hua lihaza, Tumhain Ba Izzat bari kya jata hai.

Pathan: To kya Cycle hum rakh le?  

Aao Race Lagatay hain

Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.

Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.

Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.

Pathan: Thanks Yara..

in which state Ravi Flows...?

Question to Pathan:
in which state Ravi Flows...?
Pathan liquid State.
Audience clapped.
man was shocked, and looking towards the audience,
all were pathan

Pathan mera mobile mian kuch songs dall do

Pathan mera mobile mian kuch songs dall do
shopkeeper: aap kay pass memory card hai..?
Pathan : memory card nhin hay shinakhti card hai.   

Tell me any 5 animals name live in water?

Pathan to Sardar: Tell me any 5 animals name live in water?
Sardar: Frog
Pathan Theek hai, or batao,
Sardar: Frog da Piyo, Maa, Pra or Behen.
Pathan: Shabash

Pathan proposed a girl with romantic poetry

Pathan proposed a girl with romantic poetry...

"Bakra mar gya razai me!

...Khan pagal he teri judai me
.........
Pani me machar tair nahi skta

Ye Khan tere bagair reh nhi skta..

Mujhy aisy chor k na ja mari jaan.
I am not terorrist My name is KHAN.

Istari k kitny passy lo gay??

Pathan Dhobi say....
Istari k kitny passy lo gay??
Dhobi...: 15 rupay.
Pathan ne 15 rupay rakhy or istri utha k bhag gya:P

oxford university

pathan ny oxford university mai top kiya

Media

agay kya krna chahte ho?

Pathan

"bashpan sy 1 hi khuwab ha k hm apna NASWAR ki dukhan kholy ga........:P

higher studies

Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.
When a person asked what he was doing?
He replied, Oye! higher studies

will you merry me ?

girl to pathan : will you merry me ?
pathan : no ! hum shadi sirf relatives main hee kartay hain .. meray papa nay mama se kee bhai ne bhabi se kee . khala ne khalo se kee aur kaan khol k sun lo main apni biwi se hee shadi karonga

black bulb

Ek pathan shop-kepar se
bhai mujhe ek black bulb do

Shop-Kepar?Ap black bulb ka kia karenge.?

Pathan:Hum ko dopher me sone k liye andhera karna hai..

yara,wo hamara naap le gaya...

1 darzi logon k kapre le k farar ho gaya,
har koi ro raha tha,
koi kehta wo meri qeemti shalwar,to koi kehta qeemti qameez,
1 pathan b ro raha tha,logon ne poocha kyo ro rahe ho?
pathan:yara,wo hamara naap le gaya...

What is the difference b/w mobile & PTCL.

Teacher says to 'Pathan':
What is the difference b/w mobile & PTCL..
Pathan: PTCL pe ungli se number dial karte hen aur mobile pe angoothe se...