Zindagi mai kuch sapny saja lena

Zindagi mai kuch sapny saja lena,
Dil mai kuch arman jaga lena,
Hum aap ki raahon se her dard chura lenge,
Jab chaho hum se Disprin
mangwa lena….

I am Joking

U r ..!
A
B
C
D
A 4 attractive!
B 4 best!
C 4 cute!
D 4 dear!
E
F
G
E 4 excellent!
F 4 funny!
G 4 goodlocking!
H
I
J
H-he he he!
I-i’m!
J-jocking.

Mujhe to deemagh khana tha.

Murgi to anday deti hai.
Anday to sufaid hote hein.
Sufaid to dood bhi hota hai.
Dood to bhains deti hai.
Bhains to kali hoti hai.
Kala to bangali bhi hota hai.
Bangali to paan khaata hai.
Paan to laal hota hai.
Laal to gulaab bhi hota hai.
Gulab mein to Kaantein hote hein.
Kantein to machli mein bhi hote hein.
Machli to pani mein terti hai.
Pani mein to insan bhi tera hai.
Insan to lamba hota hai.
Lamba to mera ye Sms bhi hai.
Mujhe to deemagh khana tha.
Ha ha ha

If this is what then what is this Faraz

Urdu Pashto Chinese Hindi ki bemisal
kaamiyabi ke baad Ab Faraz in English;
This is this and What is what Faraz,
If this is what then what is this Faraz….

Ye hum miss bell marta hai

Ek pathan rozana apne parosi ki bell
Baja kar bhaag jata tha
Ek din parosi ne pakar kar poocha, ye kya harkat hai?
Pathan: Ye hum miss bell marta hai..

Sardar g ap ko kabi kisi se pyar hua?

Sardar g ap ko kabi kisi se pyar hua?
Han yar! Per wo manti hi nahi!
“Kia kehti hay?”
“Kehti hay
‘I LOVE U 2′
pata nahi ye dosra kon hay.

Gears in car

Sardarni: Puttar tujhe Lahore jane mein aik din laga aur wapsi mein 3 din,
Woh bhi new car se?
Sardar: Maa ye car banane wale bhi pagal hein,
Jane ke liye 5 Gear aur aney ke liye sirf aik reverse Gear.

Gears in car

Sardarni: Puttar tujhe Lahore jane mein aik din laga aur wapsi mein 3 din,
Woh bhi new car se?
Sardar: Maa ye car banane wale bhi pagal hein,
Jane ke liye 5 Gear aur aney ke liye sirf aik reverse Gear.

I am maths teacher

Ek sardarji khaali katoray mein roti duba kar kha rahay thay.
Waitor ne dekha to poocha: Aap ye kya kar rahe hein?
Sardarji: Mein maths ka teacher hoon.
Mein ne daal suppose ki hui hai..

Why you try letter instead of message

Man:
Tere pass mobile hy to phir tu ne
Muje Letter kyu post kya?
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Sardar:
Oy! Me ne tere mobile pr CALL
Ke thi par awaz aaei
“Plz try Letter”

yar paise ka msla nai he bas tu admi ka pata kr

Srdar:kal koi meri biwi k purse se 2000 rupe legya
PATHAN: jhot bolti hy,1900 the maine khud gine the
Srdar:yar paise ka msla nai he bas tu admi ka pata kr.

Pyar b ajab shay he

Pyar b ajab shay he
Maa se ho to Ebadat
Baap se ho to Muqadas
Bhai se ho to Aqidat
Behen se ho to Farz
&
Bivi se ho to
sab kehte hen k SALA BIWI ka GHULAM H:-(

Never Try Alone To Take The Weight Of Tear

Never Try Alone To Take The Weight Of Tear That Comes Out Of Ur Heart & Falls Through Ur Eyes
ALWAYS REMEMBER
A
FRIEND
IS
HERE
TO
SHäRE … !
Gud Night … (:

sote hue ko jagayen hum

sote hue ko jagayen hum
apki nind ko uraayen hum
is time sms kar k apko satayen hum
phir apko gussa aye or gussa dila kar
araam se so jayen hum_good_night

YOU Are CHANDA And I Am A STAR

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star,

YOU Are CHANDA And I Am A STAR,

Night Is Meant For Sleeping Yaar,

So Take A Pillow And Soja YAAR…

Gud Nite.

ATTENTION PLEASE

ATTENTION PLEASE!!
Passengers In The Sweet Dreams,
Are Requested To Please Open Their Eyes..
The Flight Of Night Has Been Landed,
In To A Sweet Day.. !! :-

AGAR MANZIL PAANI HAI TO HAUSLA SAATH RAKHNA

Agar manzil paani hai to hausla saath rakhna,
Agar pyar paana hai to aitbaar saath rakhna,
Aur agar hamesha muskurana hai to sone se pehle,
Humen yaad rakhna good night…

Dream Of Star,Dream Of Palace

Dream Of Star,Dream Of Palace,
Dream Of Person,
Dream Of A Face,
Dream Of Sea,
BUT When U Dream Of Friend
DREAM OF ME ONLY…
Good Night Dear..

I am not Clock

I am not a clock that can SMS u 24hrs a day,
but my heart will be like a clock that will nonstop care,
Love n pray 4 a spl frend like u.

Welcome to Radio Bed FM

Welcome 2
Radio Bed FM
Dis Is Dj Bedsheet
Hngin Out Wis Dj Pilow
4 Nw I’l Play U A Song
Intilted
SleepTyt Dozn Ov
Swit Drimz 4m d Album
Gudnite
Njoy d Song

Chill and Cool

Chill Msg For A Cool Person,
From A Chill Person,
For A Cool Reason,
At A Chill Time,
On The Cool Night,
In A Chill Mood To Say,
Good Nite!!

Black Sky With Solo Moon With Millions Of Stars

Black Sky With
Solo Moon With
Millions Of Stars
Brings U A
Silent Hours
2take A Nice Rest..
Enjoy D Whole Night..
Gud Ni8
Sweet Dreams

good night wish

Main tujhse ek armaan mangta hun,
tujse apni jaan mangta hun,
tu so jayegi mobile off karke isliyem
ek good night wish udhar mangta hun

Importance of dream

Zindagi me kamyabi ki
MANZIL k liye
KHWAB zaruri hai !!
Aur khwab dekhne k liye
NEEND !!
To apni MANZIL ki pehli sidi
chadho !! Aur …..
SO JAO!! GUD NITE !!!

Chamkte chand ko neend ane lagi

Chamkte chand ko neend ane lagi,
Aapki kushi se duniya jagmagane lagi,
Dekh ke aapko har kali gungunane lagi,
Ab to phenktay phekntay mujhe bhi neend ane lagi,
Goodnight

Neend jub mujhey aaghosh main laiti hay

Neend jub mujhey aaghosh main laiti hay,
Aapka chehra nigahoon mein bus jaata hay,
ek dum say meri aankh khul jaati hay,
Dil se bay sakhta yeh awaaz aati hay,
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“AMMI BHOOT”

When a Message is sent from Distance

When a Message is sent from Distance…
U cannot c the faces,
U cannot c the smiles,
But U can sense the care that
truly comes from the heart…
Good night!

apne qeemti sapnay sath le ker sawaar ho jayen.

Thakanpur se fresh nagar janey
wali Nindiya Express bedfoam pe khari hay,
Ap se guzarish hay k apne qeemti sapnay
sath le ker sawaar ho jayen.

Ja Mere Sms ja

Ja Mere Sms ja…
Mere sweet dost ke paas ja..
Dhere se jana shor maat machana..
BusY hoo to kuch maat kehna..
Free hooGa to PyaaR se
GooD NighT kehNa..

Tangent theta is equal to perpendicular upon base

Honton pe hai lipstick aur naina kajal se lais...

Neutralization Takes place when acid react with base...
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Uski zulfoon ne na jaane kitne dilon ko lagai thais...

Tangent theta is equal to perpendicular upon base. ;P

aap ka naam Chand per likhny ko jee chahta hy

aap ka naam Chand per likhny ko jee chahta hy!

magar
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aik tou mera haath wahan tak nahi jata,

aur dusara

yeh khayal mujhay dopehar ko atta hay..

Translate in to English

Teacher:
"Main Teri Jaan Nikal Dungi"
Iski English Kya Hogi.
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Student: English Ki Aisi Ki Taisi,
Tu Haath To Laga Ke Dikha.... =P

SORRY WE ARE ILLITERATE

Someone wrote on the Door.
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“PLEASE do not enter I am Upset”.

FRIENDS came smiling said, “SORRY WE ARE ILLITERATE" :D
Moral:- FRIENDS ARE CUTE! ♥

MOST INNOCENT THREAT

MOST INNOCENT THREAT :-

As the Thief was Leaving the House,

Kid woke up Said -- Rascall Take My School Bag also

Otherwise I'll wake up mom

Saale ki book me rakh de, exam tak nai dhundh paayega

Wife 2 Husband : sunoji, aajkal ladka bahut paise uddane lagaa hai,
Jahan bhi chhupati hoo, dhoondh leta hai

Father: Saale ki book me rakh de, exam tak nai dhundh paayega !!!

Barish tabhi barasti hay jab apni ho

Kaamyabi "Sandas" ki badbu ki tarah hoti hai ?

Bardasht tabhi hoti hai.

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Jab Apni ho :D :D