POPCORN (Fool SMS)

Wo kon hain jo ucchal-ucchal k tayyar hote hain?

Apki baat nahi horahi janab,

AB SOCHEN,


OR SOCHEN,

BATAYEN NA!

NAHI-PATA?




     "POPCORN"

PAKORAY le k ate hen (Fool SMS)

Khamosh palko se jb ansu bikr jate han
ap kia jane ap ktne yad ate hen
Abi b usi mor pe khare han jaha
Ap ne kaha ta
tehro hum



PAKORAY le k ate hen!

Arz kiya hy (Fool SMS)

Arz kiya hy..

(wah wah wah)

Ikhtiyar-e-Tarannum se Tabassum ki roshni ko jala dena!

(wah wah wah)

Jab iska matlab samajh me ajaye to mujhe b bata dena..

Arz kiya hy (Fool SMS)

Arz kiya hy..

(wah wah wah)

Ikhtiyar-e-Tarannum se Tabassum ki roshni ko jala dena!

(wah wah wah)

Jab iska matlab samajh me ajaye to mujhe b bata dena..

Apne sar pe de marain (Fool SMS)

In me se koi aik chiz slect karein

1.Hathora

2.Handle

3.Gun

4.Pipe

5.Tube

6.Mike

7.R0d

8.Danda

0r    



Apne sar pe de marain. Shukirya..

MUJH SE SHADI KAROGE (Fool SMS)

"MUJH SE SHADI KAROGE".
Aj
rat
tak
soch
lo
kal
apni
ami
abu
bhai
sab
ko
betha
k
mashwara
kar
k
parson
tak
muje
lazmi
jawab
dena
k
ye
gana
kis
film
ka
hai.

Meri Naak Beh Rahi Hai (Fool SMS)

LARKi Ro Ro Ke LARKAY Se Keh Rahi
Hai
:
:
:
:
:
:
Haath Chorr kaminay Meri Naak Beh Rahi Hai....

u r nice person (Fool SMS)

1-u r nice person
2-line 1 is true
3-line 2 is false if line 1 is true
4-both 2 & 3 lines are true
5-line 4 is false
?
Tension hui?


Ab dusron ko b do!

IFTARI INVITATION (Fool SMS)

IFTARI INVITATION
by Me ..!

11th-SEPTEMBER

Al-Nahyan Hall
23rd Floor, Suite# 16
Burj-Ul-Arab
DUBAI
Be there plz.
No Excuse

Happy birthday to my favorite Daddy (Birthday SMS)

Birthday Message for Dad

Thanks for all the support

that you have given to me.

Happy birthday to my favorite Daddy.

Happy Birthday Dad (Birthday SMS)

Thank you for being

a kind and caring Father.

I love you Dad.

Happy Birthday Dad.

Birthday Message for a Boss (Birthday SMS)

Birthday Message for a Boss

It's nice to work for someone who knows

the secret to being a good manager...

being a good person.

Happy Birthday boss,

keep up the good work.

Birthday Message for a Friend (Birthday SMS)

Birthday Message for a Friend

Side by side or miles apart
True friends are always close to your heart
Whether you're turning five or fifty-three
You know that I'm a true friend because you're here beside me
I'm here, right now, on your special day
So lets give a cheer for you, hip, hip, hooray!

Happy Quarter of a Century! (Birthday SMS)

25th Birthday Messages

Wow, you're twenty five.
Can't believe your still alive.

Congratulations,

you've made it to a quarter of a century.

Happy Quarter of a Century!

21st Birthday Messages (Birthday SMS)

21st Birthday Messages

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Now that you're legal
The first round is on you

30th Birthday Messages (Birthday SMS)

30th Birthday Messages

Don't think of it as your 30th Birthday

It's really the 10th anniversary

Happy 30th Birthday.
of your 20th Birthday.

50th Birthday Messages (Birthday SMS)

50th Birthday Messages

The years between fifty and seventy
are the hardest.

You are always being asked to do things,

and yet you are not

decrepit enough

to turn them down.

40th Birthday Messages (Birthday SMS)

40th Birthday Messages

What most persons consider as virtue,

after the age of 40

is simply a loss of energy.

Happy 40th Birthday!

Daikhoo Humkoo Yad Hay Naaa (Birthday SMS)

Jaltii Shamy Roshan Chary ....
Kamniii Larya Nazuk Sahry ,,,,
Nargic Bela Motya Lala...
Johii Champa Aur Banafsha ,,
Har Koi Shad Hay Na ,,,
Ajj Tumhariii Salgira Hay ....
Daikhoo Humkoo Yad Hay Naaa

Salgirah Mubarak (Birthday SMS)

Meri Taraf Se

Mere Clas Fellows Ki Taraf Se

Mere Office Colegues Ki Taraf Se

Or Mere 16 Cror Pakistanio Ki Taraf Se




Tumhain Salgirah Mubarak :p ;->

Saalgirah Ki Khushi Mubarik (Birthday SMS)

Ye Be Khudi Ye Laboon Ki Hansi Mubarik Ho
Tumhein Ye Saalgirah Ki Khushi Mubarik Ho
Kabhi Na Aaye Koi Ghum Qareeb Tumhaare
Jahaan Mein Sab Se Ache Hoon Naseeb Tumhare
Khaloos , Pyar Bhari Dosti Mubarik Ho
Tumhein Ye Saalgirah Ki Khushi Mubarik Hoo

maida chehra parh haalat na puchh (Punjabi SMS)

Tairay dardan naal O pardesi ! kevain hondi ay mulaqat na puchh

Band kmray di khamoshi wich, kevain katday ne din raat naa puchh

Har roz muslsal hanjuan di,
kevain houndi ay barsat naa puchh

r tuu aap siyanaMaida yaaan aen,
maida chehra parh haalat na puchh.

maida chehra parh (Punjabi SMS)

Tairay dardan naal O pardesi ! kevain hondi ay mulaqat na puchh

Band kmray di khamoshi wich, kevain katday ne din raat naa puchh

Har roz muslsal hanjuan di,
kevain houndi ay barsat naa puchh

Maida yaar tuu aap siyanaan aen,
maida chehra parh haalat na puchh.

Har ik naal maghrori changi nai hondi (Punjabi SMS)

Har ik naal maghrori changi nai hondi,
dostan kolon dori changi nai hondi,
kadi kadi milya v karo sanu.
har welay sms nal gal poori nai hondi...

short sentence (Punjabi SMS)

Teacher:jo andr aany k liye sb se short sentence boly ga,usy gift mily ga.

English child:may i cum in?
Urdu child: Andr aa skta hun?

Punjabi child:

WARAAAN?

Kuttian aali socho gay tay Kuttian aali howay gi (Punjabi SMS)

Once
there was a hungry kutta
He stole a piece of boti from Chacha Dimu shop
Then he durki lai &
reach on the bridge of the naala
He saw another kutta in water with boti
His thoughts were Kuttian Aali
He maari jo chhaal wich tay he lost his own boti
Moral:
Kuttian aali socho gay tay Kuttian aali howay gi!

Zyada Munaafa (sardar SMS)

1st Sardar:
Yaar Koi Aisa Karobaar Bata Jis Men Zyada Munaafa Ho?
.
.
2nd Sardar:
Aisa Kar Sardiyon Men Sasti Baraf Le Kar Garmiyon Men Baich Dey.. :-)

Olympic ke Race (sardar SMS)

Sardar & Pathan:

Olympic ke Race Dekh Rahy Thy

Pathan: Yah Kya Ho Raha Hai

Sardar: 1st Aany Waly Ko Price Mily Ga

Pathan: Kocha Magar Yah Sab Log Ku Bhag Raha Hai...!

Stupid...Every Year (sardar SMS)

Interviewer:What is your birth date?
Sardar:13th October.
Interviewer: Which year?
Sardar furiously: Stupid...Every Year !!
;-)

ABC agy pichy lagi c, O sidi kiti (sardar SMS)

Srdar got new job:
1st day he spent 11 hours on computer:
Boss was happy & asked what he did?
Srdar replied: Keybord te ABC agy pichy lagi c, O sidi kiti ae

Chup Kar Jao (sardar SMS)

Sardar School Ma Hans Raha Tha 1 Larka Bola Chup Kar Jao.

Sardar: tuM koN hO ?
Larka : Mai Monitor Ho.
Sardar bola: Main CPU hoon... =P

I was sleeping (sardar SMS)

Sardar was arrested 4 a road accident
Judge : how did accident occur
Sardar :I don't know sir I was sleeping

ONLY SMALL BABIES (sardar SMS)

ONE DAY A MAN ASKED TO SARDAR

"MR.SARDAR DOES ANY BIG AND GREAT POEPLE BORN IN YOUR COUNTRY.

SARDAR:NO SIR ONLY SMALL BABIES

baji ka mobile (sardar SMS)

Major Rohail-
Aaj tere mobile pr bohat phone,sms ur miss call aa rhe hy?
.
Sardar Fakhar k sath bola
"O G ajj me apni baji ka mobile lya hu"

Sardar Jee Tusi Te Great O (sardar SMS)

Aik Sardar Europe Gia Waha Us Ko Police Ne Roka Aur Investigation Start Kar Di

Sardar Ko English Nai Ati Thi

Us Ne Sick Leave Ki Application Suna Di

Police Ne Use Pagal Samajh K Chor Dia..

Wife:wah Sardar Jee Tusi Te Great O

Sardar: O A Te Kuch Vi Nai Hale Te Ma Thirsty Crow Nai Sunai:-)

Scratch kr ky answer parhlen (sardar SMS)

Aik sardar ko exam my koi swal nahe ata tha,srdar ny hr swal ky nechay |||||||||||| is tara ke lines laga de or lika


Scratch kr ky answer parhlen.

Cheel ko english mai kya kehte hain? (sardar SMS)

Sardar:
Cheel ko english mai kya kehte hain ?

Pathan:
Eagle

Sardar:
Agar cheel beemar hojaye to ?

Pathan:
illegal.   "

Meri ZINDAGI (sad SMS)

Meri  ZINDAGI.!
    Mujhay yeh bata
    Mujhay bhool kar
    Tujhe kya mila.

    Meri hasratoon
    Ka hisab day,
    Dil toor kar,
    Tujhe kya mila

    Tere 4 din k
    Pyar se mujhe,
    Umar bhar ka
    Ghum mila

    Me toot kar
    Bhikhar gye,
    Mujhe toor kar
    Tujhe kia mila...?

khud ko mujh se juda kiya us ne (sad SMS)

khud ko mujh se juda kiya us ne,
Jo na karna tha woh kiya us ne,
Yaad karna se be na yaad aaon,
Aisa mujh ko bhula diya us ne,
Tum tu bus  waqt ki zarorat ho,
Mujh ko aakhir bata dia us ne,
Apne hathon se wafa likh k mujhe,
Jane phir kiyun Mita diya us ne,

mohabbat k nam se (sad SMS)

Guzre hain hum b us mushkl maqam se,

dunya jise pukarti hain mohabbat k naam se.

her ik mor pe mohabbat ne zakhm dia,

ab nafrat si ho gai hai mohabbat k nam se.........

mout se pehley he (sad SMS)

wade bhi dosto ne khob nibhaey,

zakham muft or dard tohfey me bhijwaey

is sey barh kar wafadari ki misaal kiya hogi,

k mout se pehley he dost kafan le aaye...

Zinda rehna seekh raha hon (sad SMS)

Tanha rehna seekh raha hon,

 Mr k jeena seekh raha hon,

Maang k pana seekh lia hai,

 Paa k khona seekh raha hon,

Sabar ko apni rah bana kar,

Kanch pe chalna seekh raha hon,

Phirte phirte sehra sehra,

Piyas ko peena seekh raha hon '

Jeene k hain ajab taQaze han Sham;

Zinda rehna seekh raha hon".

Shakespeare said (beautiful SMS)

"Shakespeare
said:
"Death is not the greatest loss in life,

"The greatest loss is when relationship dies inside us while we are alive..!!

Q rulaty hain log? (sad SMS)

Q dil me bas k dil dukhate hain log

Q har qadam pe azmaty hain log

Har pal rehty hain ankhon me jo sapno ki tarah

Pir unhi ankhon ko Q rulaty hain log...

Hum kahan jainge drd-e-dil ki dawa k liye (sad SMS)

Hum kahan jainge drd-e-dil ki dawa k liye

Khud se juda na kro humain khuda k liye

Ajeb us ka jumla tha QAIS juda hote wqt

Koi 0r dhond lo wafa k liye.

True Love (sad SMS)

TRUE LOVE.-

Ek dost bola tu shadi kis se karega?

Mein ne kaha mein shadi shuda hon.

Kehne laga kon hai tera jeewan sathi?

Mein ne kaha yadain hain kisi ki.

Kehne laga kis ne parhaya tha tera Nikah?

Mein ne kaha mustaqbil ke khwabon ne.

Wo bola kesi guzar rahi hai zindagi?

Mein bolne hi wala tha k aankhon se aansu chalak paray.

Wo bola usay chhor kyun nahi deta?

Mein ne kaha
HAQ-MEHAR mein apni Zindgi likhi hoi hai!

koi sahara nahi (sad SMS)

itni badi duniya me koi sahara nahi.......

apno ki bheed me koi hamara nahi..........

kadam ladkhadaye to unka haath thamna chaha............

wo bhi haskar bole "jassi" ye haq tumhara nahi........

vaada tha unka khwabo me milne ka (sad SMS)

arz kiya hai.............

ki vaada tha unka khwabo me milne ka...........

ki vaada tha unka khwabo me milne ka...........

hamari badkismati thi ki hame neend na aayi............

True Lover (good friend SMS)

Love Is Not Only Made For Lovers!

It Is Also Made 4 True Friends.

A True Friend Can Love More Than A Lover!

bijli ka bill (faraz SMS)

Mai ne kaha k pyar mai kuch bhi kar sakta hon
"Faraz"



Us ne muskra k kaha " humara is dafa bijli ka bill tm dena.

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_/\_oh teri !