Samosa thora thanda kar k khain

Samosa Said to Aaloo:
Jab mein fry hota hun to tumhain cover kar k garam oil se bacha leta hun
Bcz i love u:D
Aaloo said:
Jab log tumhn fry hone k foran bad khatay hain to main bhi unki zuban jala deta hun!
I love u 2:D
Moral :
in dono ki prem kahani pe na jayen, Samosa thora thanda kar k khain:P

Maalik vs Nokar

Maalik:
Abi tk tujh se machar nhi maray?
Mere kano me gunguna rahy han.

Nokar:
Sahab mene Machar Maar dye hyn,
ye to unki Biwiya hn Jo Vidwa ho
k Ro rhi hein..!

Dil Me Chupa K Arman Ly Chaly

RUKHSTI k time
Dulhay k mobile pa bell hoi

Or usy uski BV ne boht mara

Ringtone lgi thi

"Dil Me Chupa K Arman Ly Chaly

Hum AJ Apni Mot Ka Saman ly chaly"

Laila Majnu

Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aiya.. Majnu Ne 3 Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya.. Majnu Marne Wala Tha Laila Ke Pyar Mai.. Aur Laila Bethi Thi SmS Free Hone Ke Intezar Mai..

Zindagi mai kuch sapny saja lena

Zindagi mai kuch sapny saja lena,
Dil mai kuch arman jaga lena,
Hum aap ki raahon se her dard chura lenge,
Jab chaho hum se Disprin
mangwa lena….

Mujhe to deemagh khana tha.

Murgi to anday deti hai.
Anday to sufaid hote hein.
Sufaid to dood bhi hota hai.
Dood to bhains deti hai.
Bhains to kali hoti hai.
Kala to bangali bhi hota hai.
Bangali to paan khaata hai.
Paan to laal hota hai.
Laal to gulaab bhi hota hai.
Gulab mein to Kaantein hote hein.
Kantein to machli mein bhi hote hein.
Machli to pani mein terti hai.
Pani mein to insan bhi tera hai.
Insan to lamba hota hai.
Lamba to mera ye Sms bhi hai.
Mujhe to deemagh khana tha.
Ha ha ha

YOU Are CHANDA And I Am A STAR

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star,

YOU Are CHANDA And I Am A STAR,

Night Is Meant For Sleeping Yaar,

So Take A Pillow And Soja YAAR…

Gud Nite.

aap ka naam Chand per likhny ko jee chahta hy

aap ka naam Chand per likhny ko jee chahta hy!

magar
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aik tou mera haath wahan tak nahi jata,

aur dusara

yeh khayal mujhay dopehar ko atta hay..

Aao Race Lagatay hain

Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.

Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.

Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.

Pathan: Thanks Yara..

Wo hume bewafa kehte hai to kehte rahe

An emotional one.

Wo hume bewafa kehte hai to kehte rahe,
wo hume bewafa kehte hai to kehte rahe

Mummy keti hai
Jo keta hai,
wo kHud hota h.B-):-D

Sir REVOLVER kaha se lau

School me ek Bachha ChaKu liye ghum raha tha

Sir ne puchha ChaKu liye kyu ghum rahe ho ?

Bachha-Gareeb Hu Sir REVOLVER kaha se lau... :D

Aisa Product Hai, Jis Ko Pehan Kr Aap Poori Dunia Ko Dekh Skte Hain

ewspapr Me Ad Aya...... Hmare Paas Aisa Product Hai, Jis Ko Pehan Kr Aap Poori Dunia Ko Dekh Skte Hain Mgr Apko Koi Ni Dekh Skta....
Price 10,000+Free Home Delivry....

1 Aadmi Ne Ad Padhte Hi
Rs.10,000 Bheje

Kuch Dino Bad Courier Wala 1 Packet Le Kr Aya

Us Aadmi Ne Jldi Jldi Packet Khola Toh Andar Se Ek

"Burka" Nikla..... xD

dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi

dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi
hum apni aankho se ansu bahate nahi
zakham chahe kitne hi gahre q na ho
hum DETTOL k sica kuch lagate nahi

twinkle twinkle little star

twinkle twinkle little star
tera boy friend gaya bazar
us ko mil gaya doosra pyar
ab tu beth ker makhyan maaar

aansu tere nikle to aankhen meri ho

aansu tere nikle to aankhen meri ho,
dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,
khuda kare ki dosti hamari itni geheri ho,
ki naukri tu kare aur pagar meri ho!!!!!!
he he he he

Machcher ko maar daal

Malik alsi nokar se:- Yahan par itne sare machcher gun-gun kar rahen hai tu unhe maar gira.

Thodi der bad



Malik:- Abe sale nokar ke bachche maine tujhe machcher marne ko kaha abhi tak tune mare nahi. Woh ab bhi gun-guna kar rahe hai

Alsi nokar:- Malik machcher toh maine maar diye. Yeh toh unki bibi hai jo vidhva ho kar ro rahi hai.

10 rope ka fayda

1  doctor ne marez se kaha.main ek mahn se 50 rope ki rozana dawa kha
raha hun lekin muje koi fayda nazar nahi aa raha. 
doctor …..acha to main ap ko kal se 40 rope ki dawai dun ga.jis se ap ko roz
ka 10 rope ka fayda nazar aye ga.

kabhi kabhi mere dil me khayal aya he

kabhi kabhi mere dil me khayal aya he

wah wah wh

Kabhi kabhi mere dil khayal ata he
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Jab bijli nahe ati to bil kaha se ata he

Cute poem by school kid (funny urdu sms)

White color ki dress pehen kar

hum sab lagte kitne acche

School lagta hai polutry farm

aur hum sab murgi ke bacche

HAPPY KHARBOZA SEaSoN (funny urdu sms)

Sirf 2 log muqadar walay hotay hain


1 wo jinko sacha pyar milta hay

or

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2sra wo

jin ka
kharboza
meetha nikalta hay

"HAPPY KHARBOZA SEaSoN".:-