Kids

Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband: Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.

higher studies

Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.
When a person asked what he was doing?
He replied, Oye! higher studies

I press the bell but no one comes out

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for four days.
Lady calls again,
Santa replies: I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out

Intelligent Boys

Mother makes her son Intelligent in 20 yrs,
but a Girl makes him Stupid in 2 mins.

Beautiful Message

Never think of the past It brings tears... If you think of the future It brings fears... So, live life in the present And be Happy 

SWEET FRIEND FOR LIFE

Court Order !! Your Are Accused of Crawling into my inbox & Hijacking My Smile with your cute massages. U R Sentenced 2b MY SWEET FRIEND FOR LIFE