Tu Meraa Pehla Piyar Sajan

Tu Meraa Pehla Piyar Sajan
Tu Dilbar Tu Dildaar Sajan,

Tu Phoolon Ki Mehkaar Sajan
Tu Gull Tu Hi Gulzaar Sajan,

Tu Qudrat Ka Shahkaar Sajan
Mukh Tera Hai Gulbahar Sajan,

Tu Jaan-e-Jigar Tu Jaan-e-Gazal
Tu Khushiyon Ka Deedaar Sajan,

Soorat Teri Bholi Bhaali
Hain Laal Haseen Rukhsaar Sajan,

Dil Ki Baaten Tum Se Karna
Main Bhoola Hoon Har Baar Sajan,

Main Buzdil Hoon Main Pagal Hoon
Yeh Kehte Hain Sab Yaar Sajan,

Tere Nain Bane Talwaar-e-Piyar
Main Zakhmi Main Lachaar Sajan,

Na Tum Se Jis Din Baat Kare
Dil Rehta Hai Bezaar Sajan,

Jis Janib Bhi Ab Dekhon Main
Har Rasta Hai Pur Khaar Sajan,

Tum Bhi Maano Ek Baat Meri
Ab Chor Chalen Ghar Baar Sajan.

Tu Ki Sochea Asi Bhul Gaye Tainu

Tu Ki Sochea Asi Bhul Gaye Tainu
Halle Tak Oh Pal Yaad Ne Mainu

Tere Mithe Je Bol, Kanna Ch Mishre Dinde Ne Ghol
Tera Oh Hasne Mere Dil Vich Vasne

Nai Bhulnea Oh Galla Jo Ek Dooje Nu Sunaunde Se
Nahi Bhulne Oh Pal Jo Ek Dooje Naal Betaunde Se…


Ni Sohniye Ki Kahiye Asi Tere Barey
Sada Dil Tu Lut Leya

Sada Chain Tu Kho Leya
Apna Chann Warga Mukhda Vikha Ke

Sada Jo Vi Si Sab Le Leya
Sabr Kehne Ho Meinu Karo…

Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan vaaste

Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan vaaste
tussi rone yo saanu rovaan vaaste
ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo
Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste

Teri Dosti da mull asi la nai sakday

Teri Dosti da mull asi la nai sakday,
Tu mangay jaan tay kar inkaar nai sakday
Maneya k zindgi lendi imtehan baray
Par tu hovay naal tay assi haar nai sakday

Okha langda waqt vichoray da

Okha langda waqt vichoray da,
bina yar guzara kon kre,
duniya se to kinara ho sakda,
yaran to kinara kon kre,
ik din hovay tay lang javay,
sari umar guzara kon kre.

Ek Gall Dila Ohnu Kehni Vi Jaroor Ae

Ek Gall Dila Ohnu Kehni Vi Jaroor Ae..
Tere Bina Kalli Rove Maahi Teri Hoor Ae..
Ek Gall Dass Jaa Ve Door Jaan Waaleya..
Jaan Ke Satuana Ae Yaa Sachi Majboor Aein..

punjabi in curtain shop

Ik punjabi curtain (pardon) k dukan me gaya,ur salesman ko bataya k
use parde chaheye,salesman ne jawab deya k konse color k chaheye,to
punjabi bola k muje pink colour me chaheye-salesman ne jaldi se kuch verities deka dee..
punjabi:ye wala teek rahega gi...
salesmank,aap ko ye me discount me de donga,leken ye bataye
k size kitna ho...
punjabioji 15teeeeeennnnn...
salesman:15..kya matlab
punjabioji inch,inch...15 inch...
salesman:balah ye konse kirki he 15 inch ki..
punjabioji..tenu rab raka "copmpuuterrr" de waste...ji..aaho
salesman:kya pc k leye parda..
punjabi oye kambaktiya..copputer de vich windows naee hoondi...

Tusi Lakh Bhula K Vekh Lo

Tusi Lakh Bhula K Vekh Lo,
Aasi Dilon Yaad Aawange

Tohanu Duniya Wich Bare Ne Chahan Wale,
Aasi Sub Tu Wadh K Chawange,

Tusi Pani Pi Pi Thak Jana
Aasi Hichkiyan Ban Ban Aawange

tussi sadi jaan o (Punjabi SMS)

Tussi ki o?
Punjabi o ya pathan o
.
Pepsi o ya sezan o
.
Angle o ya insan o
.
roti o ya naan o
.
police o ya don o
.
Kamzor o ya pehlwan o
.
Chana o ya dhan o
.
tussi jo v o tussi sadi jaan o.

Aakhia nu hanjuan d daat den walea (Punjabi SMS)

Aakhia nu hanjuan d daat den walea,
Zindgi nu vakhri shugat den walea,

ohdiya yaada vich asi har khushi barbaad karde,
Kash “oh” vi sade jina sanu yaad karde.

Koi pehle pehle pyar diyan gallan (Punjabi SMS)

Koi pehle pehle pyar diyan gallan
kinjh skda bhul sajjna,
mainu aj v milan kitaba cho
tere vallo bheje phul sajjna.
Beshak ek phul murjhaye ne
par mehak hai aundi yaadan cho.
jindgi cho jaane walyeo
haye tusi kyu nei jande khawaba cho.
Na ji hunda na mar hunda
na hunda saatho bhul sajjna.
Mainu ajv milan kitaba cho
tere vallo bheje phul sajjna.

maida chehra parh haalat na puchh (Punjabi SMS)

Tairay dardan naal O pardesi ! kevain hondi ay mulaqat na puchh

Band kmray di khamoshi wich, kevain katday ne din raat naa puchh

Har roz muslsal hanjuan di,
kevain houndi ay barsat naa puchh

r tuu aap siyanaMaida yaaan aen,
maida chehra parh haalat na puchh.

maida chehra parh (Punjabi SMS)

Tairay dardan naal O pardesi ! kevain hondi ay mulaqat na puchh

Band kmray di khamoshi wich, kevain katday ne din raat naa puchh

Har roz muslsal hanjuan di,
kevain houndi ay barsat naa puchh

Maida yaar tuu aap siyanaan aen,
maida chehra parh haalat na puchh.

Har ik naal maghrori changi nai hondi (Punjabi SMS)

Har ik naal maghrori changi nai hondi,
dostan kolon dori changi nai hondi,
kadi kadi milya v karo sanu.
har welay sms nal gal poori nai hondi...

short sentence (Punjabi SMS)

Teacher:jo andr aany k liye sb se short sentence boly ga,usy gift mily ga.

English child:may i cum in?
Urdu child: Andr aa skta hun?

Punjabi child:

WARAAAN?

Kuttian aali socho gay tay Kuttian aali howay gi (Punjabi SMS)

Once
there was a hungry kutta
He stole a piece of boti from Chacha Dimu shop
Then he durki lai &
reach on the bridge of the naala
He saw another kutta in water with boti
His thoughts were Kuttian Aali
He maari jo chhaal wich tay he lost his own boti
Moral:
Kuttian aali socho gay tay Kuttian aali howay gi!