High Standard English (Jokes SMS)

 High Standard English..Journalist To Meera:What Type Of Roles U Like ?Meera :Wesay Tu I Like Vegetable Roll,Lekin…Hen Roll Bhi Khaa Leti Hun…:D

Good Night (good night SMS)

"Struggling people nvr plan 2 rest,they always plan to struggle more effectvly instead of rest, becaz they know,time has no holidaz"
Good Night

Aaj tabiyat udass hai (sad SMS)

Chubhtt hai Qalb-o-jaan pay sitaaron ki Roshni

Aey Chaand Dooob jaa k Aaj tabiyat udass hai!

lutf ata hai (Beautiful Poetry SMS)

Tumharay "khawb" sajanay main lutf ata hai,
K apna ap "Jalanay" main lutf aata hai,
Khuda se apny liya "Maangta" hon jab tujh ko,
Mujhee ya "Hath" othanay me lutf aata hai
teri "Yaad" me bas jaagty rahain shab bher,
Khud apni "Neend" churanay me lutf aata hai
Teri "zaat" se hai be panah "piyar" hamain ,
tumharay "Naaz" othany me lutf aata hai

Usne kaha (sad SMS)

Usne kaha?
Ab B Tum Phool kharidtay Ho

Mene kaha
Tere Baad in me khushboo Hi Nahi

Usne kaha
Ye Udasi Q He

Mene kaha
Tere Gham k Siwa Kuch B Nahi

Usne kaha
Mere Baad Kisi Se Muhabbat ki

Mene kaha
ye Lafz Meri Zindagi Me Shamil Hi Nahi

Usne kaha
Zindagi kiya he

Mene Kaha
Tere siwa kuch Bhi Nahi!

have a nice day (have a nice day SMS)

(G)od
(O)ffers us
(O)utstanding
(D)evotion to

(M)ake us
(O)bedient &
(R)eady for
(N)ew day to
(I)nitiate
(N)ew Aim for the
(G)lory of Life.GOOD MORNING. Have a Nice day .

I KNEW U'll COME (good friend SMS)

In a battle,A soldier prepared 2 bring his wounded frn back from d field.
His Captian said,
"Its of No use! ur frn mst be dead".
But soldier still goes 'n brings bck his frn.
Seeing d dead body,Captain says
"I told u its of no worth.He's dead".
The soldier replies
"No sir,it was really of worth.Whn I got 2 him,My friend saw me,Smiled 'n said his last words.

"I KNEW U'll COME".

Thats FriendShip :)

University life (Happy life sms)

University LIFE AT IT'S BEST ::-

Announcementin a Uni: :

"Students who've
Parked their vehicles
in front of the Gate,
Plz move their vehicles
to the Parking area...!!"
:->

After 30 mins another announcement

"The 200 students
who went to move
10 vehicles plz come
back to classes."

sweet lines (beautiful SMS)

A swt line aftr setling a huge fight..
"Tune shuru kiya tha!"

A sweet line 4 a frnd wen mam scolded..
'maza aaya?'

A sweet line wen ur crush is absnt..

'Yaar pata nai aj achha nai lag raha'

A sweet line after bad exam..

Chal canteen chalte h

A sweet line wen al grup got punishd.

Sb teri wajah s hua

Wid tearz, Da swtst line wen al separate.

PATA NAI PHIR KAB MILENGe

Friends r d swetst part of lyf n wud b 4evr

KOI TUM SEY POOCHAY KON HOON MAI (Beautiful Poetry SMS)

"KOI TUM SEY POOCHAY KON HOON MAI"
Tum Keh Dena Koi Khaas Nahi,
Ek Dost Hai Kacha Paka Sa,
Ek Jhoot Hai Aadha Sacha Sa,
Ek Khwaab Adhoora Poora Sa,
Ek PhooL Hai Rookha Sookha Sa,
Ek Sapna Ha Bin Socha Sa,
Ek Apna HaiUn Dekha Sa,
Ek Rishta Hai Anjaana Sa,
Haqeeqat Mai
Afsaana Sa,
Kuch Pagal Sa
Deewana Sa,
Bus Ek Bahana Acha Sa,Jeevan Ka Aisa sathi Hai,
Jo Door Ho To Kuch Paas Nahi.
"KOI TUM SEY
POOCHAY KON HOON MAI?"TUM KEH DENA KOI KHAS NAHI..

Allah-Rabbul Izzat Farmatay Hain (Islamic SMS)

Allah-Rabbul Izzat Farmatay Hain..

Aye Banday
1. Mujh Se Kal ka Rizq na Maang, Jis tarah main tujh se Kal ka Amal nae Mangta
2.Mai tujhe Pasand hoon to, Ye tera haq hai, k Tu b mujhe Pasand Ho
3. Tu meray Thoray Diye Say Raazi ho Ja..Qiyamat ke din mai teray thoray kiye say raazi ho Jaunga
4. Jab Tujhe Gussa Aye Tau Mujhe Yad Kiya kar, main Ghazab ke Waqt Tujhe Yad Rakhunga..
Subhan ALLAH...

What is Love? (beautiful SMS)

Ek Borhay Kisan Ne Apne Begunah Beta Ko Jail Mai Khat Likha,
"Pyare Beta!
Mai Is Saal Aalo Ki Fasal Nahi Bo Sakta Mujse Khait Ki Khudai Nahi Ho Rahi,
Kash Tum Meri Madad Kar Sakte.
"Beta Ne Jawab Diya,
ABBA!
Khait Mat Khodna,Q K Waha Mene Aslaha Chupaya hai.
Agle Din Police Ne Sare Khait Ki Khudai Kar Di Lekin Unhen Waha Kuch Na Mila.
Beta Ne Phir Khat Likha
ABBA!
Ab Ap Aalo Ki Fasal Bo Skte Hain! Mai Yaha Se Ap K Liye Itna Hi Kar Sakta Tha,
That's love

aas pe jeena parta hai (life SMS)

yahan pal pal jalna parta hai
har rung me dhalna parta hai

har morr pe thokar lagti hai
hal haal me chalna parta hai

har dil ko samjhanay ki khatir
bus khud se larna parta hai

kabhi khud ko khona parta hai
kabhi chup k rona parta hai

kabhi neend na aaye phoolon pe
kaanto pe sona parta hai

kabhi mar k jeena parta hai
kabhi jee k marna parta hai

kabhi to khushiyaan laut k aainge
is aas pe jeena parta hai

Tum phir Lout Aao Na (with out you SMS)

Bohat Veeran hai Dil Mera,
Koi Mehfil Jamao Naa

Wisal-e Jaan ki Yaadon ka Koi Qissa Sunao Naa
Jo Sapne Hum ne Daikhy hain Hamesha Sath Rehne k
Un Haseen Khawabon ko Haqeeqat Tum Banao Naa
Tumhary Bin Ye Lamhay Azab-e-Jaan se Lagtay hain

Inhain Aasan Banao Naa,Tum Phir Lout Aao Naa
Nigaahon se Bulana Aur Phir Anjan Ban Jana
Unhi Zalim Adaaon se Humain Phir Tum Satao Naa 

Tum phir Lout Aao Na

Tm or Main (Beautiful Poetry SMS)

Barish,badal,
Tm or Main.
Khushbu, mosam,
Tm or Main

...Kaley badal, rimjhim barish,
Neela anchal
Tm or Main

Behti nadiyan, girta pani,
Ankhein, ansu
Tm or Main

Pas kisi dariya k koi
Bheega jhonpar
Tm or Main

Door kahin koyal ki ku ku,
Gehra jangal
Tm or Main

Barkha rimjhim geet sunayn,
Jhurmat dalein,
Tum or Main

Door kahin per chota sa ik,
Kach'cha sa ghar
Tum or Main

Kandha tera or sar mera,
Pagal c chup
TUM OR MAI

WO SHAKHS JO BAHIR SE BHI ANDAR KI TARHA HO (Wise Words SMS)

DO CHAAR NAHI MUJH KO FAQAT EK HI DIKHA DO..
WO SHAKHS JO BAHIR SE BHI ANDAR KI TARHA HO...

NO Love (Jokes SMS)

Boy: tum dunia ki sb s khubsurat larki ho, mai tmse bht pyar kerta hon
Girl: tmhare pechay mjse b zyada khubsurat larki khari hai

boy turns and looks back, no one there

Girl: agar tum mjse pyar kerte hote to kbi peche na dekhte..
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.MoraL:: Bachi to bht tez nikli :p 

abb ki Bahar Mil Jaye (Beautiful Poetry SMS)

Kuch Lamhe November K Ham Ne Youn Guzare Hain
Mosam Uski Yaadon K Tasveer Main Utare Hain
Kapkapte Honton Se Dagmagti Dharkan Se.!
Ham Ne Apne Khaliq Se.!Bas Dua Ye Mangi Hai.!
Ab K Bar Sawan Main.! Jb B Badal Utren To.!
Bas Yehi Tamana Hai Nafrton Ki Barish Mai
nDushmano Ki Sazish Main.! Bas Esi Guzarish Main.
! Zindagi Ko Jeena Ka Ikhtyar Mil Jay
.Ay Mere Khuda abb ki Bahar Mil Jaye.!

What's time? (Jokes SMS)

2 Students raat main parhte huy

1st: What's time?

2nd ne pathar utha kr samne k ghar pr mara

1 aurat nikli aur boli

Kamino ab tu so jao raat k 3 bj gye hain................

Mera haath hai kisi haath mein (beautiful SMS)

Meri raat din mein chupi hui,
Mera din chupa kisi raat mein,

Meri zindagi koi raaz hai,
Koi raaz hai meri zaat mein,

Mein jahan kahin bhi bhatak giya,
Wahan girtey girtey sambhal giya,

Mujhe thokron se pata chala,
Mera haath hai kisi haath mein...!!

sweet dreams Åirlines (good night SMS)

Welcøme tø sweet dreams Åirlines

Åll passengers øn ßed ße reådy ås the flight will ße leåving søøn før Dreåmlånd Cløse ur eyes,

TÅKE ØFF...

GØØD NIGHT

muhabbat soch k karna (urdu poetry sms)

Kabhi kuch soch k likhna kabhi kuch soch k parhna
ye na mumkin si koshish he muhabbat soch k karna!

kisi ka dilruba chehra aur us ki dill nasheen ankhen…k

jis ko dekh k jeena usi k naam pe marna
ye na mumkin si koshish he muhabbat soch k karna!

khayalon men bana lena kisi ka akks dhere se
chura k rang sapnon k kisi ki ankh men bharna

ye na mumkin si koshish he muhabbat soch k karna !!

Mita lo kitna bhi (sad SMS)

Mita lo kitna bhi 

Likhne ki aadat ho gayi hai

Ab rula lo kitna bhi

Hasane ki aadat ho gayi hai

Ab na milo tum na mile koi

Hum ko tanha jeene ki aadat ho gayi hai...

Girl friend k side effect's (Jokes SMS)

(Girl friend k side effect's)
1"jaib har waqt khali,
2"easy load walo ka qarzdar"
3"load walo ki galia sunna"
4"awara aur nikamma pan"
5" girl friend ka mobile band hony ke waja say dippreshon ka marez bun jana"
Aur har din wihm ke waja say jism may 1 pao khoon ka kam hona,
Moral"
Girl friend jaib khushe, sehat aur zindagi k liye mozir hai,
.wizarate molyan"

You are ABCD (Insult SMS)

You are ABCD

Attractive beautiful cute dear

EFG

Excellent funny gorgeous

HIJ

Hello I am joking ;)

FAMILY (cute SMS)

 F.A.M.I.L.Y is One Of The Strongest Words Anyone Can Say,
Because The Letters of *FAMILY* Means:

F:- Father
A:- And
M:- Mother
I:- I
L:- Love
Y:- You. =)*