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Wednesday 17 November 2010

Best of LUCK (greetings SMS)

With My 1 Heart

2 Eyes

5 Liter blood

206 Bones

1.2 Million Red Cells.

60 Trillion D.N.A.'s.

I wish You "All The Very Best of LUCK"

Have Happy Life (Always be happy SMS)

Dreams Have No Expiry Date!

Time has no Holiday!

So,

Don't waste a single moment in Your Life

Live it
Love it
&
Enjoy it.

Have a Happy Life.

Happy & Humble Today (greetings SMS)

ALLAH
Balances
Our Lives
By
Giving
Us
Enough Blessings
To Keep Us Happy..
&
Enough Burden
To Keep Us Humble..

So Have A
Happy
&
Humble Today. :-)

My Wish 4 U (greetings SMS)

My Wish 4 U Is Man Or Woman Whose Love Is:
Honest,
Strong,
Mature,
Never changing,
Protective,
Encouraging,
Rewarding,
And
Unselfish...!!

My Wish 4 U (greetings SMS)

My Wish 4 U Is Man Or Woman Whose Love Is:
Honest,
Strong,
Mature,
Never changing,
Protective,
Encouraging,
Rewarding,
And
Unselfish...!!

Tum Khush Raho (greetings SMS)

1
Sal
12
mah
1
Mah
K
4
Hafte
1
Hafte
K
7
Din
1
Din
K
24
Ghante
1
Ghante
K
60
Minut
1
Minut
K
60
Sec
1
Sec
K
Hazar
Lamhe
Har
Lamhe
MEri
1
Hi
Dua
K TUM KHUSH RAHO.

God Bless All Mothers (Mothers Day SMS)

God Bless All Mothers...
"Charm Is Deceptive
&
Beauty Disappears

But
Woman Who Honors Lord
Should Be Praised...
Happy Mothers Day...

God Bless All Mothers (Mothers Day SMS)

God Bless All Mothers...
"Charm Is Deceptive
&
Beauty Disappears

But
Woman Who Honors Lord
Should Be Praised...
Happy Mothers Day...

Khuda ki Jannat (Mothers Day SMS)

Khuda ki Jannat Duniya Mai Kabhi Dekhne ka Shouq ho Tumhain



Faqat Ek bar Apni Maa ki Goud Mai Kabhi So Kar Dekhna.

Tum Se Hai (Mothers Day SMS)

Ye Kamyabian, Izzat Ye Naam Tum Se Hai

Khuda Ne Jo Dya Hai Maqam Tum Se Hai

Tumhary He Dam Se Hai Mery Lahoo Mai Khilty Gulab

Mery Wajood Ka Sara Nizam Tum Se Hai.

MAA (Mothers Day SMS)

Maa!
Mera Dil Ro Raha Hai!
Maa!
Meri Ankhoon Mein Nami Hai!
Maa!
Mera Dil Dard Mein Dooba Hai!
Maa!
Mujhe Teri Zaroorat hai!
Maa!
Mein Bohot Tanha Hoon!
Maa!
Meri Ankhein Tujhe Dhondhti Hein!
Maa!
Mein Umeed Se Haar Chuka Hoon!
Maa!
Mujhe Sahara De Mein Toot Chuka Hoon!
Maa!
Mujhe Sambhal Le Mein Bikhar Chuka Hoon!

MAA.

Mohabbat hay kahan? (Mothers Day SMS)

Poochta Hai jub koi ke Dunya main Mohabbat Hai Kahan....


Muskura Deta hoon main aur yaad aa jati hai

.....MAA....

Maa k lyia DUA (Mothers Day SMS)

*MAA* *K Liye* *DUA*

Ya *RAB* meri *MAA* ko lazawal rakhna,

Main rahon na rahon meri *MAA* ka khayal rakhna,

Meri khUshiyan bhi ley ley meri Sansain bhi ley ley,

Magar meri *MAA* k gird Sada Khushiyon ka jaal rakhna....

Ameen.

Maa k lyia DUA (Mothers Day SMS)

*MAA* *K Liye* *DUA*

Ya *RAB* meri *MAA* ko lazawal rakhna,

Main rahon na rahon meri *MAA* ka khayal rakhna,

Meri khUshiyan bhi ley ley meri Sansain bhi ley ley,

Magar meri *MAA* k gird Sada Khushiyon ka jaal rakhna....

Ameen.

Maa tu bata kyu tu humse itni naaraz hai (Mothers Day SMS)

Maa Tujh Bin Kuch Acha Nahi Lagta
Teri batoon kay siwa kuch bhi sacha nahi lagta

Bhai bhi rehta udaas hai
Maa tu bata kyu tu humse itni naaraz hai

Papa bhi gumsum se rehte hain
Sab ghar mei khoye khoye se rehte hain

Bas ek tujhse milne ki aas hai
Maa tu bata kyu tu humse itni naaraz hai

Tu gar rahi humse khafa
To hum bhi zindgi se kar lenge zafaa

Kya tujhko nahi aata humpar taras hai
Maa tu bata kyu tu humse itni naaraz hai

Jab tak na sun lain hum teri aawaz
Na jaane kyu kuch bhi nahi aata hai raas

Chutki bhi tujhi se karti pyaar hai
Maa tu bata kyu tu humse itni naaraz hai

Tu gayi hai jabse chod kar humain yaha
Waqt le raha hai sekdon imthaan

Ab aur dard hota na bardaash hai
Maa tu bata kyu tu humse itni naaraz hai.

True Love (Mothers Day SMS)

Example of Real Love:

Sakht Garmi ki wja se Jism se Pasena behta hai,
Mene jab ye Pasena Apni Girl fiend k dupate se poncha To
Unho ne kaha yar dupata Ganda na kro,

Jab Mene Paseena MAA k Duppatte se puncha To
MAA ne kaha ye Dupata Ganda hai Main Tujhe saaf kapra deti hoon.

"Always Love your Mother"
True lover

Love your Mothers (Mothers Day SMS)

Maine Maa k Hathon Mai Ek Siyah Til Daikha Or Maa Se Kaha

Ye Daulat Ka Til Hai

Maa Ne Apne Dono Haathon Mai Mera Chehra Thama Or Kaha

Han

Dekho Mere Dono Haathon Mai Kitni Daulat Hai



LOVE Ur "MOTHER" And Take Care of PARENTs

Reply Must (always remember SMS)

Fill In The Blank...

I'm Ur .....Friend-

a)-Cute
b)-Sweet
c)-Loving
d)-Boy/Girl
e)-Best Of All

Reply Is A Must...!!!

Do 2 (cute SMS)

Do LAMHO Se Bani Hai
*KAINAT*

Ek "DIN" Or Ek
"RAAT"
~*~
Do Chezo Se Hoti Hai
*ROSHNI*

Ek "SURAJ" Or Ek
"CHAND"
~*~
Do Chezo Se Bani Hai
*ZINDAGI*

Ek "KHUSHI" Or Ek
"GHUM"
~*~
Do Logo Se Bani Hai
*DOSTI*

Ek "AAP" Or Ek
"HUM".

Next with wife (Eid Mubarak SMS)

Advance Me Eid Mubarak Ho,,
Allah Kare Ye Apki Akhri Eid H0..
.
.
.
.
.
.
Wife K Begair.. ;->
.
Allah Agli Eid Apko Wife K Sath Naseeb Kare.. ;->)

Khaowab atay hay (urdu poetry SMS)

Neend Aankhon Ke Dareeche Se To Hai Door Magar,
.
.
Khowab Aate Hain Phir Sone Ka Bahana Ban Kar. . .*

Bezati Hogayi (funny SMS)

Us Bewafa Ko Na Aya Hamari Wafa Ka Yakeen

Hum Ne Kaha Hum Mar Jaen Gye Aur Us Ne Kaha . . . /

" Aameen "

( ._.)
<) )\_
_// Lo! Bezati Hogayi ;->

Songh Songh K Ge0 (Eid ul adha SMS)

"Mehsos Ho Rahi Hai Fiza Me Gober Ki Khushb00
Pappu

Lagta Hai Mere Shehar Me 'Bakar Mandi' Lag Gae Hy..

Happy Bakra Eid Season.. ;->

Songh Songh K Ge0.. ;->)

what is love? (love SMS)

A 5 Year Old
Girl Asked....

The Boy Who Sits Next To Her
"WHAT IS LOVE" ...

He Replied ....

..." Love Is When You Steal Chocolates Everyday From My

Bag "N' Yet I Still Keep Them In The
Same Place :D

Beautiful (cute SMS)

1 Of The Great Two Lines Of English Poem

"Ice Melts When Heated
Eyes Melts When Hurted".

So Don't Hurt Anyone Who Loves You!

Meri To Hasti Hi Bikhar Gayi (urdu poetry sms)

Mujh Pe Ye Shaam Is Tarah Jaadu Sa Kar Gayi,
Phir Teri Yaad Chhu Kar Jane Kidhar Gayi

Aasan To Bohat Hai Tujhe BhOolna Magr,
Main Kya Karun Mujhy Teri Aadat Si Par Gayi

Ye Zindagi Bhi Ab Hai Tamasha Bani Hui,
Kabhi Ruk Ke ChaL Pari Kabhi ChaL Ke Thehar Gayi

Lab Si Liye Thay Maine Judaayi Ke Morr Per,
Bas Dekhta Raha Tha Jahan Tak Meri Nazar Gayi

Tere Liye To Ek Khuwab Tha, Aaya Aur Guzar Gaya ,"FARAz",
Par Dekh Zara Meri To Hasti Hi Bikhar Gayi . . .

Tha Agar Mujhse Gila Usko (urdu poetry sms)

Aina Dekhta Raha Usko,
Phir To Herat Ne Aa Lia Usko.
~*~
Sath Deta Raha Zamane Ka,
Kese Keh Don Main Bewafa Usko.
~*~
Usne Mujhko Mohabbatein Di Hain,
Shaad Rakhe Sada Khuda Usko.
~*~
Aye Shab-e-Wisl! Meharbani Kar,
Paish Karna Hai Rat Jaga Usko.
~*~
Sab Se Kehne Ki Kia Zarorat Thi,
Tha Agar Mujhse Gila Usko.

Company Manager 2 Peon (Insult SMS)

"Company Manager 2 Peon",

This Is Ur 3rd Lie In This Month,
Did U Know What We Do with the Liars??

"Yes Sir",
U Promote Him As A Salesman When They
Became Expert 2 Tell A Lie.:-)

Doob Jati Hy Kashtiyan Jab Atey Hy Tufan (always remember SMS)

Doob Jati Hy Kashtiyan Jab Atey Hy Tufan

Yadein Reh Jati Hy Bichar Jate Hy Insan

Yaad Rakh0 Ge T0u B0hat Qarib Pa0ge

Bh0ol Ja0ge T0u Chamat Khao Ge... =P ;->

"Bakra Eid Ki Journal Entries"!!! (Eid ul adha SMS)

"Bakra Eid Ki Journal
Entries"!!!

1. Bakra A/C Debit
Cash A/C Credit
(Purchasing A Bakra)
------------------------
2. Qurbani A/C Debit
Gosht A/C Credit
(Distributes Gosht Among
People)
------------------------
3. Qasai A/C Debit
Khaal A/C Credit
(Khaal Give 2 Qasai)
------------------------
4. Eid Mubarak A/C Debit
Apka Reply A/C Credit
(Wishing U Eid In Advance
Waiting 4 Ur Wishing)

Required:
1) Wish In Advance To Me.
2) Prepare Reserve Of Gosht For Me.
3) Pay Amount 2 Qasai
4) Depreciate Khaal 10%.
5) Closing Gosht 15KG.

MUSLIM (Islamic SMS)

I Am Always Thankful To Allah For Making Me..

Matured,

Unique,

Smart,

Lovable,

Innovative,

Marvellous,



In Short...

"M-U-S-L-I-M"

B Proud . . .

Kis ko karege yaar (with out you SMS)

TUM Se MiL Kar Ho Gaya Zindagi Se PYAR

Raah Me Chor Kar Mat Jana Mere YAAR

Bin Tere HAM Jee Na Payen Gay


TUM Na Hogay To HAM APNA SMS
Kis ko karege yaAr

I Miss You the Most (miss you SMS)

O'Mere Dost,
Mere Program k Host,
Andheron k Ghost,
Double ande k Toast,
Bujhi huwi Lamp Post,
Langri Murghi k Roast,


I MISS U THE MOST :- ;-)

with out you (miss you SMS)

Having No
Communication Wid U
4 A While Is Like
Drikin Coffee
Widout Sugar,
Its Nt Complete
Or
Shud I Say
My Life Isn't Cmplete
Whn U r Not Beside Me

I Miss U

Application (miss you SMS)

To
     The Dost
      i Miss you


Subject
kahan ho?

Yar
       i am the
Student of your heart.i beg 2 say that i m relly mising u.i am very
Lonely.mera jee nhi lag raha.

    so kindlY
grant me at least a sweet sms
I shall b very thankful 2 u
Ur loving friend..

I Miss You (miss you SMS)

Zamin ne asman se kaha,


Suraj ne jahan se kaha

Chand ne rat se kaha,

OR.


Main ne apse kaha,


  .*""*.*""*.
*   I MISS    *
 "*. You .*"
         *

I Miss You (miss you SMS)

, -. .- .
'.   I   .'
  " . "
, -. .- , -. .- .
'.   I   '. Miss.'
  " . "    " . "
, -. .- , -. .-  , -. .-,
'.  Y .'.   O  .'.  U .'
  " . "   "  . "   " . "

Good Night (good night SMS)

 G   Ø;;Ø   D
 G ,;*"*;,;*"*;, G
Ø;*     NITE  *; Ø
Ø  ",,*,,*,,*,, "   Ø
   D  '+*;;*+'  D
      '+,;,*,;,+'
           '*'
hav a nice night...

have a nice day (have a nice day SMS)

 ,**,               ,**,
   *,G'*,     ,*D,*
      '*,O*,*O,*
 *,M*,            ,*G,*
   *,O*,  _*_ ,*N,*
      *,R*,N*,I,*

Have a nice day!!

Good Morning (good morning SMS)

 ,**,           ,**,
   *,G'*,     ,*D,*
      '*,O*,*O,*
 *,M*,            ,*G,*
   *,O*,  _*_ ,*N,*
      *,R*,N*,I,*

Have a nice day!!

papu yar tang na kar (ASCII SMS)

 (",) Sun Bablo..
  <))>
 _/¡_
 (.")  Bol Pappu..
<((>
_/¡_
 (",)/
 <))    Bablo yaar
_/¡_ Koi Msg to Kar
 (.")
<((> Pappu yaar
_/¡_   Tang Na Kar,

Eid Miladun Nabi Mubarak (Islamic SMS)

.+""+.+""+.
 "+Jashne"
.+""+.+""+.
 "+  EID +"
      "+.+"


   *MiladunNabi*
           "S.A.W.W"

 .+""+.+""+.
 "+Mubarik" 
.+""+.+""+.
 "+  HO  +" 

Rabi.ul.Awal (Islamic SMS)

 .~"~.   Faqat
:'   \;/  ': Aamaal
 ':  .¤.  :'  K Badle
:'   /;\  ': Na Paey
  '~....~'  Ga Koi Jannat,
Na Hoga JbTalak apka Ishara YA RASOOALLAH.12 RABI.UL.AWAL bht bht mubarak h

Zara sa apna le bana (ASCII SMS)

Zara si
 ,.,**.,.**,.,
", DIL MAI ,"
 ",de jaga,"
      ",tu,"
Zara sa apna le bana
(',')/\(',')
<) )    ( (>
_//   _//
zara sa khuwabo mai saja
<@   @>
tu
zara sa yaado mai basa
<(',')
   ) (\
  _\\_

mai chaho tujhko meri jaan be panah
          (',')
>----)        (-----<
         _/  \_
---------

Love (ASCII SMS)

:LÖV'"V:,:V'"ÖVE:
:LÖ(      "'      )VÉ:
:LÖV:.        .:ÖVÉ:
::LOVE:.v.:LOVE::

This is where i put the person like u..

good morning (ASCII SMS)

 .,*""*dil*""*.,
  * men Rhne *
  "*. Walon  .*"
         "**"  KO    
  .*""*.*""*.
*      Dil     *
 "*.  Se    .*"
      "*.*
GÖÖD MÖßÑìÑG...

dil say good morning (good morning SMS)

 .,*""*dil*""*.,
  * men Rhne *
  "*. Walon  .*"
         "**"  KO    
  .*""*.*""*.
*      Dil     *
 "*.  Se    .*"
      "*.*
GÖÖD MÖßÑìÑG...

pyara sa DOST ? (ASCII SMS)

Wafa
Ki
Rahon
Mein


Dil
Ki
Panahon
Mein


Meri
Nigahon
Mein


Bu$
Ek
pyara sa DOST ?
.*"""*..*""*.
*  $  i  r  f     *
*.  Tum   .*
" * , * "

zindgi ki RIÑG TØÑÉ (computer SMS)

Hansi ko IÑBÖX
Anso ko ÖUTBÖX
Gusay ko HÖLD
Muskan ko SÉÑT
Help ko ÖK
Dil ko VIBRÄTÉ kro
Phr dekho zindgi ki RIÑG TØÑÉ
kesi pyari mehsos hogi.

time out (computer SMS)

Tum usse debug karna. Wait main karoonga tumhaara intezaar karte karte, Main so gaya yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya

server down (computer SMS)

Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down

disk space (computer SMS)

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don’t like your face Par
dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space

tum say mil kar (computer SMS)

Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!
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