"Human Being Can Dissolve In Water"

Ek Sardar Apne Ek Dost Ko Pani Mai Phenka,
To Wo Wapis Upar Nahi Aya

Dosre Ko Phenka,
Wo Bhi Nahi Aya

Tesre Ko Phenka
Wo Bhi Nahi Aya

To Sardar Ne Faisla Kia Ke
"Human Being Can Dissolve In Water"

Try to do this when the engine is running

A Mechanic was removing cylinder heads from a car when he saw a famous heart surgeon....

HE SHOUTED

Hello Doctor Look at this, I also open Hearts, take valves out put in new parts so, how come you get the big money for the same work?

DOCTOR SOFTLY REPLIED

::Try to do this when the engine is running." :P

be a Diode, Transistor, Resistor, Capacitor

Be
~A DIODE
To Remove Negative Thinking
~A TRANSISTOR
To Amplify The Character
......~A RESISTOR
To Drop Bad Habits
~A CAPACITOR
To Store Good Thoughts.. =)

See my legs & tell my name

In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name

This Maths Test Predicts Ur Most Favorite Person!

This Maths Test Predicts Ur Most Favorite Person!
Pick 1 no From 2-9
Then Multiply It With 9
U Will Get a 2 Digit no(e.g 12)
Add it's 2 Digits(1+2=3)
The Answer Is Ur Most Favorite Person
2:Tom Cruise
3:Bill Guits
4:Roger Fedrer
5:Alpachino
6:S.R.K
7:Ricky Martin
8:Newton
9:Me(*M.I.J*)
M.I.J ==> Muhammad Ishfaq Javed

Barium and sodium

Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA

Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA

Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA

suger can dissolve in water (science SMS)

It is scientifically proved that suger can dissolve in water,so please dont go outside when it is raining, cuz u r the sweetest in the whole world.

Newton's 5th law (science SMS)

Newton's 5th law.
"Dunya gol h"
Proof;
cuha bili sa drta h,bili kutay se,kuta admy,admy bv se ar bv chuvay s
hence proof
"duna gol h"

neutralization (science SMS)

honto pe hai lipstick n naina kajal se lais
neutralization is the reaction of acid wid base!

amplifier and tsunami

What will happen
if u throw an AMPLIFIER into the sea?
TSUNAMI will be created
since an amplifier converts
small waves into bigger wave.