Bus Ek Minute Aur (funny urdu sms)

Waqt Zaya Na Karo.

Ek Ek Minute Qeemti Hai.

Waqt Ki Qadar Us Shakhs Se Pucho Jo.

Bathroom Ki Line Main Khara Ho Aur Andar Wala Bolay:

“Bus Ek Minute Aur”

hum to school mai naya hai (pathan SMS)

Teacher.beta batao Allama iqbal koN hain?

Pathan.hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya hai..

Love u more than u (love SMS)

Live 4 d person ho dies 4u,
Smile 4 d person ho cries 4u,
Fight 4 d person ho protects u,
n luv d person ho luvs u more than u..!

Friendship with Style (good friend SMS)

Jiski stupid c batain lagti hon Cute,
Sacha lagta ho jiska har jhoot,
Jiskay sath lartay huye bhi aajaye smile,
Usay kehte hain Friendship with Style.

Zara Udas hoon Lekin Zara (urdu poetry sms)

Zara Udas hoon Lekin Zara
Masroor Bhi hon.

Tumharay Paas Hon Shayad,
Shayad Door bhi hon.

Yoon Pathreelay Raston Pay
Chalna Shoq Nahi Mera.

Kuch Muaamla Chahat ka Hai
Kuch Majboor Bhi hon.

Muhabbat Ho Gai Tum se Bus
Itni Khata hay Meri.

Mana k Mujrim Hon Magar
BayQasoor Bhi hon.

Have a promising and fulfilling new year (Happy New Year SMS)

New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations,
New is the resolution, new are the spirits and
Forever my warm wishes are for u.
Have a promising and fulfilling new year.

dady mujey aapki car chahiye (pathan SMS)

pathan ka beta: dady mujey aapki car chahiye q k aaj mujy function jana he,

pathan: q tumari bike ko kya ho gaya?

beta:8 lakh ki car me doston pe mera Roub jamega.

pathan 10 rupey usey deta he. to beta kehta he: dad ye kya he?
pathan: ye lo aur 48 lakh k bus me savar ho k jao....!