hosaly saare azama betha (funny Punjabi SMS)

hosaly saare azama betha
zamane de gham utha betha
jis di chahat ne umar bhar tarpeya
ussi di shaddi da "zarda"kha batha

sawal ka jawab Yes or Not mai do (Insult SMS)

Agar dum hai tu is sawal ka jawab Yes or Not mai do.
Kya ap ko Pagal Pan ke dure parna band ho gaya hai?

Ghar Ajao (Insult SMS)

Ek Larki Ne Mujh Ko Aadhi Raat Ko Phone Kia :-

Ghar Ajao
Ghar Per Koi Nahi Hai :-


Mein Chala Gaya :-


Waqai Wahan Tu Koi Nahi Tha...

" T A A L A "
Lock Laga Hua Tha...

DARD DENEY SE MUHABBAT BARHTI HE (Faraz SMS)

DARD DENEY SE MUHABBAT BARHTI HE "FARAZ",
YE KEH KAR VO MERI UNGLI DARWAZEY ME PHANSAA GAI

SORRY 4 LATE SMS (Insult SMS)

SORRY 4 LATE SMS
ACTUALLY
POLICE ARRESTED ME 4KILLING A GIRL.
I SWEAR i DID'T KILL HER
I JUST ASKED HER "WILL U MARRY ME"
BECHARI KHUSHI SE HI MARR GAE!

BAP KA NAM ROSHAN KAR RAHA HOON (sardar SMS)

SARDAR 100 VOLT K BULB PR BAP KA NAM LIKH RAHA THA...
KISI NE POCHA YE KYA KR RAHE HO?
SARDAR:BAP KA NAM ROSHAN KAR RAHA HOON..

kia tum mere ashiq ho? (funny urdu sms)

Girl;kia tum mere ashiq ho?
boy;
haan hoo:
girl:to phir mujhe 100 ka easyload bhej do
boy:main tumhara ashiq hoon "ufone"walon ka damad nahi