As a little postscript I thought I'd put all the funny signs I found on the trip on one page.
Don't lean on the lift door or you might find a quicker way to get to the basement.
No casual idling about please.
Taking ecstasy and riding rollercoasters do not mix.
This is not an exit.
You have beer? We don't want you.
A whole multitude of don'ts and a single do.
The logo doesn't really go with the warning message.
The step down is not for diving onto.
I want bitty!
My favourite exit sign ever!
These seats are for bitty, bellies, bad backs and broken boots!
Don't muck about or cartoon cop will poke you.
You can smoke but you're worse than human if you do.
Not a "high-5 a policeman" advert.
Look, we've coated this ride in petrol and it might not be a good idea to bring your naked flames on board, thankyou please!
Missing, one mouth. Is it in my hat?
In Osaka don't you dare drop anything on the ground or put anything on the wall.
If you have to evacuate this ascending elevator don't go over the side.
You put your left leg in (no you don't) you put your right hand in (no you don't)
Robots shouldn't climb the railings, they should use their jet packs to get over instead.
If you need to get on the escalator, don't go over the side.
These are so much better than automated apologies we get in London.
I hate Nagashima Spaland
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This is not a sprinting track.
By all means bring in your pets but don't blame us if the lions eat them.
This is how to ride an escalator and hold up everyone behind you too!
How likely are you to trap a single finger in the train door?
This is not a cycle path so don't be a psycho path?
We're all for you taking a nap, just not in front of a moving train please.
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