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Sunday, 27 February 2011

If I ever go for a brain transplant

If I ever go for a brain transplant I’d like 2 use ur brain. It's not because u r a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue
Monkeys Like you Shud Be kept In the Zoo
Dont feel Angry U Will Find Me There Too
Not In a cage But Laughing At you

Imam Hussain Razi Allah Tala Anhu

Death is destined so its best to be martyred. Imam Hussain Razi Allah Tala Anhu

Look at those who stand lower level than you

Look at those who stand lower level than you
Sahih Muslim : Book 42 "Kitab Al-Zuhd wa Al-Raqa'iq", Number 7068]

Abu Huraira (Radi ALLAH Anhu) reported that ALLAH's Messenger (may peace be upon him) said:
"When one of you looks at one who stands at a higher level than you in regard to wealth and physical structure he should also see one who stands at a lower level than you in regard to these things (in which he stands) at a higher level (as compared to him).": [Sahih Muslim : Book 42 "Kitab Al-Zuhd wa Al-Raqa'iq", Number 7070]

Abu Huraira (Radi ALLAH Anhu) reported ALLAH's Messenger (may peace be upon him) as saying:
"Look at those who stand at a lower level than you but don't look at those who stand at a higher level than you, for this would make the favours (conferred upon you by ALLAH) insignificant (in your eyes). Abu Mu'awiya said: Upon you."

Have a BLESSED Night

"Jo shakhs sotey wqt 21 Baar BISMILLAH Parhta hy,
ALLAH Farishton se Farmata hy, k iss k hr Saans k Badley Neki likh do"..
{That person who read Bismillah 21 times before sleep Allah says to malik to write nayki against his every breath}
"Have a BLESSED Night"

get up offer prayer

Islamic Sms A SHINING ANGEL STANDS BESIDES UR SILKY BED CALLING UR NICE NAME SO SOFTLY THROWING FLOWERS ON HAND SAYING .
UTHO NAMAZ PARHO {get up offer prayer}

HADEES-E-MAFHOOM

(HADEES-E-MAFHOOM)
"QAYAMAT KI AK NISHANI YE HAI K LONDIYAAN APNI MALKA OR BADSHAH KO PAIDA KREN GEEN"
So plz respect ur MAA. dont behave like a servent with her..! Is Baat pe amal kro or apni maa ko MALKA BANA K RAKHO NA KHOD KO MALKA YA BADSHAH BANAO OR ON KI KHUSHI KO SUB SE ZIYADA AZIZ RAKHO OR ON KA KHAYAL RAKHO ON SE ONCHI AWAZ MAIN BAAT NA KRO. Plz if u want to forward it than forward.

hadith of prophet muhammad (P.B.U.H)

RASULULLAH ((SALALLAHU ‘ALAIHE WASALLAM)) SAID:
'When a man dies and his relatives are busy in funeral, there stands anextremely handsome man by his head. When the dead body is shrouded, that man gets in between the shroud and the chest of the deceased. When after the burial, the people return home, 2 angels, Munkar and Nakeer (names of two special Angels), come in the grave and try to separate this handsome man so that they may be able to interrogate the dead man in privacy about his faith. But the handsome man says, 'He is my companion, he is my friend. I will not leave him alone in any case. If you are appointed for interrogation, do your job. I cannot leave him until I get him admitted into Paradise '. Thereafter he turns to his dead companion and says, 'I am the Qura'an,
which you used to read, sometimes in a loud voice and sometimes in a low voice. Do not worry. After the interrogation of Munkar and Nakeer, you will have no grief. When the interrogation is over, the handsome man arranges for him from Al-Mala'ul A'laa

Those who unjustly eat up the property of orphans

“Those who unjustly eat up the property of orphans, they eat up only fire in to their bellies & they will be burnt in the blazing fire” (4:10)

Control 4 things at 4 places

4 cheezon ki 4 jaga hifazat karna
{Control 4 things at 4 places}

1.Mehfil main zuban ki {Control your tongue while sitting between others}
2.Bazar main ankh ki {Control your Eyes in Market}
3.Namaz main dil ki {Control your Heart while offering Prayer}
4.Dastarkhuwan pe pait ki {Control yourself while eating}

3 kind of people will stand under they Arsh of Allah

Qayamath k Din 3 log Arsh k saye me honge...
{On the day of judgment 3 kind of people will stand under they Arsh of Allah }

1.Waqt pe Namaz padne wala. {Those who pray(offer salat) at time}
2.Ramzan k Roze rakhne wala. {Those who fast in Ramdan}
3.Maa Baap ki khidmat karne wala. {Those who take care of Parents}

Beautiful SMS Collection

Islamic Sms
Ustaad ki maar baap k pyar se achi hai
{Anger of teacher is batter then love of father}
[HAZRAT LUQMAN (A.S)]

Chand k baghair raat bekar hai, aur ilm k baghair zehan.
{Night is not beautiful without moon and mind with out knowladge}
[HAZRAT ABU BAKAR(RA)]

Jo tujhey teri khamiyan bataye wo tera dost hai.
{Who tell you your faults is your real friend}
[HAZRAT UMER (RA)]

Ghareeb wo hai jis ka koi dost na ho.
{Poor is that who have no friend}
[HAZRAT ALI (RA)]

(Allah k siwa) Bhala Konhai jo bekas ki Dua Qubal karta hai, jab wo beqarar isko pukarta hai, ar Taklif wa Musibat ko dur kardeta hai?” (27:62)

Sayings of Prophet(P.B.U.H) said

Prophet said," Do not ask for a woman in marriage when another muslim has already done so."
Malik 28.1.1

Prophet said,"He who does not accept an invitation which he receives has disobeyed ALLAH and His Apostle." Dawud 27.3732

The Prophet(s) said: “When u visit the sick, or the dead (body b4 burial) then say good, bcoz the angels say, Ameen 2 whatever u say.” MUSLIM

Huzoor(s.a.w) ne farmaya: “Meri Ankhon ki thandak Namaaz mai raki gai hai (yaani Namaz Mujhe sabse zyada pasand hai).” (AN-NISAAEE:3391)

Do remember me in ur dua

May ALLAH guide us all to the right path
Ameen

Dunya ko aaj B hai zarurat HUSSAIN ki

Kya baat hai Fatima tere noor-e-ain ki
Milti nahi misaal kahin B tere HUSSAIN ki
Insaaniat ko milti nahi raah chain ki
Dunya ko aaj B hai zarurat HUSSAIN ki

Doosre Ki Niyyat

HAZRAT ALI (A.S)
Ne Farmaya

Agar Tumhain Ek
Doosre Ki Niyyaton
Ka ilm Hota Tou Tum
Ek Doosre Ko Dafan
Bi Na Karte.

Beautiful Thinking

Sar Jhukane se Nmazen to AdaHoti Nai
DiL Jhukana bZrori ha Ibadat K lye
Faraz ne Is Khyal se Tor di"TASBIH"
Kya Gin k Uska Nam lon joBe-hisab de

Duniya Ki Muflassi and Sadqa

Jab Tum "Duniya" Ki "Muflassi" Se "Tung" Aa Jao
Or "Rizq" Ka Koi "Rasta" Na Nikle To
"Sadqa" De Kar "ALLAH" Se "Tijarat" Karo..!!

*HAZRAT ALI*

Name for twins

Raabert had twins and comes to the “Boss”…..

Raabert: Boss, mere dono bachon ke liye koi naam bataiye..
Ajeet: Ek ka naam rakho Peter….
Raabert: boss or doosre ka ?
Ajeet: Repeater.

Top 20 funny quotes

[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

[5] Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

[6] Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you’ll regret it later.

[7] You can’t buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

[8] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

[9] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

[10] Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.

[11] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong and she agrees with me.

[12] Those who can’t laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

[13] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

[14] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

[15] You’re getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

[16] It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

[17] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

[18] It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

[19] There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.

[20] There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!

Why Harbhajan Slapped Sreesanth ?

Our Harbhanjan Singh was enjoying Match.

Yuvraj Singh came and asked him, “Are you relaxing?”

Bhajji answered, “No I am Harbhajan Singh”

VRV Singh Came and asked the same Question.

He answered, “No! No!, Me Harbhajan Singh”

Third one came and asked the same question, Bhajji was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.

While walking he saw Sreesanth enjoying the Match. He went and asked him “Are you Relaxing?”

The Sreesanth answered “Yes I am relaxing.”

Bhajji slapped him on his face and said “Are sab tere Ko wahan dhoond rahe hai aur tu Yahaan Aaram Kar raha hai.”

Machcher ko maar daal

Malik alsi nokar se:- Yahan par itne sare machcher gun-gun kar rahen hai tu unhe maar gira.

Thodi der bad

Malik:- Abe sale nokar ke bachche maine tujhe machcher marne ko kaha abhi tak tune mare nahi. Woh ab bhi gun-guna kar rahe hai

Alsi nokar:- Malik machcher toh maine maar diye. Yeh toh unki bibi hai jo vidhva ho kar ro rahi hai.

17 Management Funda’s for you

17 Management Funda’s for you
1.”We will do it” means “You will do it”

2.”You have done a great job” means “More work to be given to you”

3.”We are working on it” means “We have not yet started working on the
same”

4.”Tomorrow first thing in the morning” means “Its not getting done
“At least not tomorrow!”

5.”After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views” means “I have already decided, I will tell you what to do”

6.”There was a slight miscommunication” means “We had actually lied”

7.”Lets call a meeting and discuss” means “I have no time now, will talk later”

8.”We can always do it” means “We actually cannot do the same on time”

9.”We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline” means “The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time.”

10.”We had slight differences of opinion “means “We had actually fought”

11.”Make a list of the work that you do and let’s see how I can help you” means “Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me”

12.”You should have told me earlier” means “Well even if you told me earlier that would have made hardly any difference!”

13.”We need to find out the real reason” means “Well I will tell you where your fault is”

14.”Well Family is important; your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected,” means, “Well you know…”

15.”We are a team,” means, “I am not the only one to be blamed”

16.”That’s actually a good question” means “I do not know anything about it”

17.”All the Best” means “You are in trouble”

Types of woman

HARD-DISK woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

INTERNET woman:
Difficult to access.

SERVER woman:
Always busy when you need her.

CD-ROM woman:
She is always faster and faster.

EMAIL woman:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS woman:
Also called “wife”; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don’t you will lose everything!!

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