Two Lovers plan to suicide (funny English SMS)

2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first,
Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind.
Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies

Kaoi mile hame chand ki chandani bankar (sad SMS)

Kaoi mile hame chand ki chandani bankar ,
to koi mile pariyon ki kahani banker
par jiskissi ko palko me basa ya hummne
woh nikal aaye aankho ki kahani bankar

Aap se ho na ho baat to ham fikar karte hai (good friend SMS)

Aap se ho na ho baat to ham fikar karte hai,
har waqt apnea apse aapka zikar karte hai,
aap ki dosti hame nasib hui,
is baat ka hum rab se shukhar karte hai

Sms to ek bahana tha (always remember SMS)

Sms to ek bahana tha,
irada to aap ka ek pal churana tha,
aap hame yaad kare na kare koi baat nahi
per hame aap ki yaad aati hai bus itna hi batana tha

k rasi lejane ke liye do do truck (funny SMS)

Ek truck, dusre truck ko rassi bandh kar le jaraha tha………..
yeh dekh kar sardar hass kar pagal ho gaya
aur kehne lage “ ek rasi lejane ke liye do do truck………………………..

Ek to sharmate bahut hai (smile SMS)

Ek to sharmate bahut hai,
agar baat kare koi aap se to iterate bahut hai,
dil chata hai ki koi sms na karu aap ko ……..
par suna hai aap sms padhkar muskurate bahut hai……………

Dilo ko kharidne waale hazaar mil jayenge (beautiful SMS)

Dilo ko kharidne waale hazaar mil jayenge,
Duniya main daga dene waale baar baar mil jayenge,
Milega nahi aapko hum jaisa koi ,
Milne ko DOST beshumar mil jayenge

Gabbar vs Sambha (hindi SMS)

Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata
Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.
Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samnba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do.

aqt bhi apka gulam hoga (God bless you SMS)

Har kamyabi pe apka naam hoga,
Apke har kadam pe duniya ka salam hoga,
Mushkilo ka samna himmat se karna,
Dua hai ek din waqt bhi apka gulam hoga.