Tom and Jerry (Insult SMS)

dil may bassa hai pyar taira
ankho mai base tassveer taire
jub bhe yaad ate hai teri
hum dekhtay hai tom and jerry

Newton's 5th law (science SMS)

Newton's 5th law.
"Dunya gol h"
Proof;
cuha bili sa drta h,bili kutay se,kuta admy,admy bv se ar bv chuvay s
hence proof
"duna gol h"

sardar gee Q ro rahay ho? (sardar SMS)

Ek sardar sharab peeta or rota hua ja raha tha.
Kisi ne Pucha: sardar gee Q ro rahay ho?
Sardar: ary Menu jis larki ka naam bhulana chahta hu, us larki ka naam yaad nahi araha hai mjhe.

Aj tum dil mango (funny SMS)

Dear Aj tum dil mango,
mai Dunga
Tum jiger mango, woh b Dunga
Eyes mango, woh b dunga.
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aj
mai
NE BAKRA zibah kia hai*

Wah Wah (Jokes SMS)

Jaam to Utha Lia Ghalib
Per Yeh Kab Btao Gay....?
Wah Wah
Jaam to Utha Lia Ghalib
Per Yeh Kab Btao Gay....?
Wah Wah
Braed Per Lagao Gay Ya Aisay hi Khao Gay.

aata lene chalte hen (Jokes SMS)

"suniye mujhe koi mehangi chez le ke den naa plz!"
shauhar,
"chalo tum tayar hojao hum
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aata lene chalte hen

Friendship is like a glass (friendship SMS)

Friendship is like a glass
Friendship is like a glass handle it with care because once broken cannot be mended and even if mended.... a crack is always there !!!

FRIENDSHIP is like a tree (cute SMS)

FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN...

The ship that will never sink (good friend SMS)

The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you. I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again.

A friend means (friendship SMS)

A friend means
Someone I MISS.....
Someone I CARE.....
Someone I NEED.....
Someone I LOVE.....
Someone I TRUE.....
Someone I SPECIAL.....
Someone I LIKE....
Thats U....