hume hansne - hasane ki aadat hai

hume hansne - hasane ki aadat hai,
nazron se nazar milane ki aadat hai,
par hamari to nazar unse hai ja mili,
jinhe nazar jhukake sharmane ki aadat hai...

best friend main aur tum

best day aaj,
best gift zindagi,
best eahsaas khushi,
best feeling pyar,
best relationship dosti,
best person hum,
best friend main aur tum.

tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke female

tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke female
yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman , na e-mail
main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon, tum nahi ho ash,
phir bhi tumhe dekh kar mera, system hota hai crash

ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse

ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!
tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: your file not found!

ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown

ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down
tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga
tum usse debug karna, wait main karoonga

what is your icq number, aao karein chat

tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya
yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya
kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat
what is your icq number, aao karein chat

twinkle twinkle little star

twinkle twinkle little star
tera boy friend gaya bazar
us ko mil gaya doosra pyar
ab tu beth ker makhyan maaar

BHARI MEHFIL MAIN TANHA REHNA ACHA LAGTA HAI

BHARI MEHFIL MAIN TANHA REHNA ACHA LAGTA HAI
TEREY BAREY MAIN SOCHTEY REHNA ACHA LAGTA HAI .
KABHI PHULON MAIN ,KABHI KALIYON MAIN
TUJH KO HI DHUNDTEY REHNA ACHA LAGTA HAI
MEREE ZINDAGI KI KHUSHIYAN TUMHEE SAY HAIN WABASTA
RAB SAY SIRF TUMHEIN HI MANGNA ACHA LAGTA HAI
HAMAREY DARMIYAN HAI SADIYON KA FASLA
KUCH IS TARHAN GUFTUGU KARNA ACHA LAGTA HAI
TUMHREY BAGHIR ZINDAGI KA KOI TASAVUR NAHI HAI
KUCH IS TARHAN TUMHARI TAMANNA KARNA ACHHA LAGTA HAI
TUM HI KO CHAHA,TUM HI KO CHAHTEY HAIN
TUMHI KO CHAHTEY REHNA ACHA LAGTA HAI..

SAATHI & JEEWAN

SAATHI SIRF VO TO NAHIN HOTA JO JEEWAN BHAR SAATH NIBHAYE, SAATHI TO VO HOTA HAI JO JEEWAN KE KUCH PALON MEIN HI JEEWAN BHAR KA SAATH DE JAAYE. GUD DAY.

SMS KERNE MAIN KITNA MAZA AATA HAI

SMS KERNE MAIN KITNA MAZA AATA HAI
LEKIN DIL GHABRATA HAI
KYUNKE BALANCE JATA HAI
LEKIN ASAL MAZA TAB AAATA HAI
JAB KANJOOS LOGON SE SMS KA JAWAB AATA HAI

ES DIL KA KAHA MANO EK EHSAN KARDO

ES DIL KA KAHA MANO EK EHSAN KARDO
EK BENAAM SI MUHABAT MERE NAAM KRDO
MERE ZAAT PE FAKAT ITNA EHSAAN KRDO
EK SUBAH KO MILO OR SHAM KRDO

AYE PHOOL TU MUZKO BATA TU KYU AAJTAK KILTA RAHA

AYE PHOOL TU MUZKO BATA TU KYU AAJTAK KILTA RAHA,
TUNE TO DE SABKO KHUSBU TUZKO KYA MILTA RAHA,
PHOOL MUSKURAKAR BOLA,ABHI TU NADAN HAI,
JIVAN KE SACHE PYAAR SE ABHI TU ANJAN HAI,
KUCH DENE KE BADALE KUCH LENA,YE TO EK VYAPAR HAI,
TO DE KAR BHI KUCH NA MANGE WAHI TO SACHA PYAAR HAI

AAPAKE MISS CALL BHI KYA BAAT HAIN

AAPAKE MISS CALL BHI KYA BAAT HAIN,
AAPKE SMS BHI DIN RAAT HAIN,
KABHI KABHI PHONE BHI KIYA KARO,
SUNA HAIN AAPAKE AWAAZ ME BHI KHAS BAAT HAIN.

AAJ TUJHE KHONE KA GHUM KYU HAI

DIL GUMSUM .........ZUBAAN KHAMOSH..... ......
YEH AANKHEIN NAM KYU HAI......... ......... ?????
JAB TUJHE KABHI PAYA HI NA THA......... ...
TO AAJ TUJHE KHONE KA GHUM KYU HAI......... ......... .???????? ??/

KHABON KE TARAH THA NA KHAYALON KE TARAH THA

KHABON KE TARAH THA NA KHAYALON KE TARAH THA,
WO SHAKS ILME RAYAZI KEY SAWALON KE TARAH THA,
ULJHA HOVA ITNA KEY SAMAJ NAHEN PATA THA,
SULJHA HOVA ITNA KEY MISALON KE TARAH THA.

SMS KARENGE HUM EK DUJE KO BARI BARI

SMS KARENGE HUM EK DUJE KO BARI BARI,
HAME LAGTI HAI YE RASAM BADI PYARI,
YE SMS MILTE HI EK SMS BHEJ DENA,
KYUNKI HAME BILKUL PASAND NAHI UDHARI

MUJHEY TUM SAY "MOHABBAT" HAI.

KISI KAMZOOR LAMHEY ME,
AGAR MAIN TUM SAY YE KEH DOON,
MUJHEY TUM SAY "MOHABAAT" HAI,
TUM YE MAT SAMAJH LENA,
K....!!
MAIN NEY SACH KAHA HO GA,
AISI DIL-NASHEEN BAATON KO,
AISI DILBAR AADAON ME KEHNA,
MUJHEY BACHPAN SAY AATA HAI,
MERI AANKHEIN MERA CHEHRA,
MERA YE BEY SAKHTA LEHJA,
YE SAB KUCH JHOOT KEHTA HAI MAGER,
ISS JHOOT MAIN EK SACH BHI HAI,
K......!!!!!
MUJHEY TUM SAY "MOHABBAT" HAI.

I MISS U MURTEY DAM TAK

PATA HAI?
KYA NAHI PATA?
BBC PER NAHI SUNA?
CNN PER NAHI SUNA?
GEO PER NAHI SUNA?
PTV PER NAHI SUNA?
AGER NAHI SUNA TO
SE HI SUN LO.....
I MISS U!!!
I MISS U ITNA
U MISS ME JITNA
I MISS U TABSE
U MISS ME JABSE
I MISS U TAB TAK
U MISS ME JAB TAK
U MISS ME NA JANAY KAB TAK
BUT I MISS U MURTEY DAM TAK

DONT MISS ME WHEN U RAISE UR HAND 4 PRAYER

MISS ME WHEN U SMELL ANY ROSE,
MISS ME WHEN U TASTE ANY SWEET,
MISS ME WHEN U LOOK AT THE MOON,
BUT PLZ DONT MISS ME WHEN U RAISE UR HAND 4 PRAYER,,,,

* I MISS YOU *

 AIK SALAH!
* TAKE CARE *
AIK REQUEST!
* BHOOL NA JANA *
AIK TAMAN'NA!
* KHUSH RAHO *
AIK JHOOT!
* I HATE YOU *
AIK SUCH!
* I MISS YOU *

DIL SE DIL TAK,

DIL SE DIL TAK,
JAAN SE JAAN TAK,
DIN SE RAAT TAK,
KAL SE AAJ TAK,
AAP SE MUJH TAK,
JANUARY SE DECEMBER TAK,
MERAY SMS PUBLISH HONE SE TUMHARAY SMS PARHNAY TAK,
I MISS U..

please slow down the speed of car

Husband sitting near to his wife n she was driving,Husband:please slow down the speed of car.Wife:No ;please. No; please NopleaseNopls..Husband:the Newspaper ill publish ur correct Age 55 in case of axident;
Ohh KHkhkhkhkhkh...

Aap ek Mobile ki tarah ho,

Aap ek Mobile ki tarah ho,
khwab mein atey ho SMS ki tarah,
Dil mein bas jatay ho Ring Tone ki tarah;
Mohabbat aapki hai Network ki tarah,
hum ko bhool na jaana Balance ki tarah

aansu tere nikle to aankhen meri ho

aansu tere nikle to aankhen meri ho,
dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,
khuda kare ki dosti hamari itni geheri ho,
ki naukri tu kare aur pagar meri ho!!!!!!
he he he he

feel free

Sincer Apology; if u don't like to any of my SMS & dont like to read, then plz don't hesitate, feel free to...... THROW Ur MOBILE!!

KANJOOSE ko to "AIK LAKH" ka inaam hai

Miss call ke liay jail..

call ke liay phansi..

sms ke liay Umerqaid..

lekin TUM mat daroo

KANJOOSE ko to "AIK LAKH" ka inaam hai!!! .....

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi
Sagar se gahara koi nahi
Ab aapki kya tarif karu
Dost me aap jaisa
Nalayak koi nahi!

Book held very Nearer to Eyes is very Difficult to read

Some Time We Fail to Understand the Feelings of
Close People in our Life..............

"Bcoz a Book held very Nearer to Eyes is very Difficult to read..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sad But True

ometimes
"S p e c i a l
P e o p l e"
Come In Your
L i f e
...Only To
T e a c h
You
How To Live
A l 0 n e
Without 'THEM'

Sad But True ..