deposti feelings while praying (good morning SMS)

“Deepest” feelings of my heart while praying for you ,

May “ALLAH”

Convert
Ur

Discomforts
To
Comforts,

Ur

Pains
To
Gains,

Ur

Minimum
To
Maximum,

Ur

Losses
To
Profits,

Ur

Tears
To
Smiles,

Ur

Sorrows
To
Pleasures,

Ur

Bad-wishers
To
Well-wishers,

Ur

Debts
To
Credits,

&
Ur

Good Dreams
To
Realities!

And make these
“Everlasting!
(Ameen).

Good Morning and have a blessed day.

sweet memories (sweet SMS)

“MORNING”
is a good time to “REMEMBER
all the sweet things &
all sweet persons in your “LIFE
so wake up with your
“SWEET MEMORIES”

!GOOD MORNING!

new day (good morning SMS)

A new sun
A new day
A new sms
Asking u to
forget all ur
worries
sorrows
& tears
for someone
who wants to
see you happy

Good Morning

smile and good thoughts in mind (good morning SMS)

*”Always”*
Welcome A New Day With A
*”Smile”*
On Ur
*”Lips”*&
*”"*”Good”*”"*
*”Thoughts”*
*In Mind*

*GOOD MORNING*

second most beautiful girl (smile SMS)

 A Sad Girl was sitting with her Boyfriend.


Boy: You are the second most beautiful girl I've ever seen!


Girl: Who's the first?


Boy: It's YOU When you Smile...

sardar in Exam (Exams SMS)

Teacher told all students

in a class to write an essay

on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except one Sardarji.

He wrote No match, due to rain!!!

no light (funny Urdu SMS)

Ek Bacha Paida Hotay He
Nurse Se bola

LIGHT AARAHI HAI?

Nurse: No

Bacha Bola:
Oh Shit

PAKISTAN Me Hua Hun.. ;->

Kya Taqleef hai (always remember SMS)

Hum ne un ko mis call day kar
Apni yaad dilai thi Faraz…
.
.
Us ne msg kar k kaha:
.
.
.
“Kya Taqleef hai..?”

No match, due to rain!!! (funny English SMS)

Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!

mobile number (pathan SMS)

1 Pathan ne apny sary doston ko SMS bheja:
"Mera Mobile Number change ho gaya hai."
Pehle tha Nokia6610
Ab Hia.
Nokia2626
Please Now send me sms on Nokia 2626

Mobile is working well (funny SMS)

 1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
0
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=
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+
-
*
/
THANK GOD MEERE MOBILE K SARE BUTTON THEEK HAI
AB JALDI SE TUM BI CHECK KAR LO

2 kilo jalabia (pathan SMS)

Ek Pathan har roz 2 kilo jalabia la jata tha.
Aik din halwai na poocha.
Ye Jalabia kiu la jata ho
Pathan: Hum ya dakna chata hai ka in Tubes main Sheera Kaisa Jata Hai

udhar tank (funny urdu SMS)

Soldier to Major: Sir mujhe ghar jana he 8 din ki chuti chahiye.

Major: Agar tum dushman ka aik tank pakar kr le aao to chuti mil jaye gi.

Soldier: Sir, main tank pakar k lay aya hoon, wo bahir khara he...

Major: Hairat say... wo kaise?

Soldier: Sir, jab dushman k soldiers ko chuti chahiye hoti he to wo bhi hum se tank udhar mang kr le jatay hain....!

buttons of Mobile (funny urdu sms)

1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
0
-
=
`
+
-
*
/
THANK GOD MEERE MOBILE K SARE BUTTON THEEK HAI
AB JALDI SE TUM BI CHECK KAR LO

NAHALIA KAREN (Insult SMS)

KOI EK DIN SELECT KAREN

SUNDAY
MONDAY
TUESDAY
WEDNESDAY
THURSDAY
FRIDAY
SATURDAY



OR US DIN NAHALIA KAREN

essay on cricket (student SMS)

Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!

khota dimaag (Insult SMS)

 A Khuda mere dost ko haathi ki taaqat
Shair ki awaaz
cheetay ki speed
aur hiran jesa sundar roop ata farma




baaqi khota dimaag to pehlay se os k pas he

dosray b zinda reh sakain (insult SMS)

Subha shbha uth k do kaam kia karo
first ALLAH ka shukar ada kia karo
k
tum zinda ho

second
lux se nahaya karo ta k dosray b zinda reh sakain

Umar Qaid (pathan SMS)

QATIL: Try Krna Umar Qaid Ho, Phansi Na Ho.

Pathan Lawyer: Don't Worry.

After Court:
QATIL: Kia hua?
Pathan: Bohat Mushkil Se Umar qaid Hoi, Adalat To Riha Kar Rahi Thi!....

Khushbo Wala Message (pathan SMS)

Ek Pathan dosry se: Yaar ye SENT MESSAGE Kya hota hai?
.
.
.
.
.
2nd Pathan: Khocha Tum to Bilkul Akhrot hai.

Sent Message Matlab Khushbo Wala Message

prize bond (funny urdu SMS)

Aik sikh
gurdawara ja ker dua kar ra tha;
Guru G mera Prize bond har soorat me nikalna chahya."
Jesay hi wo gurdawara sa bahir aya kisi ne us ki jaib se prize bond nikal lia,
wo dobara gurdawara gaya aur bola
GURU G,
Pehlay puri baat to samaj lia karain, phir action lyia karay

khotyan di Race (sardar SMS)

Sardar to
sardarni
Aaj 4 wajje pind wihch khotyan di Race Ae.
Main jana Ae
Sardani leh,
Turrrya janda Nahi, Race vich hissa lean challaae.

khotyan di Race (funny Punjabi SMS)

Sardar to
sardarni
Aaj 4 wajje pind wihch khotyan di Race Ae.
Main jana Ae
Sardani leh,
Turrrya janda Nahi, Race vich hissa lean challaae.

I Love You (funny SMS)

Pathan Larki Se: I Love You.

Larki: Tameez Se Baat Karo.

Pathan: "Assalam-o-Alaikum"

I Love You.

Candle Light Sehri (funny SMS)

Funny Sms Kis Qadar KESC Walo Ka Shukriya Ada Karein Hum Faraz
Aj To Hum Ne Candle Light Sehri Ka Bhi Maza Chakh Lia

Candle Light Sehri (Faraz SMS)

Funny Sms Kis Qadar KESC Walo Ka Shukriya Ada Karein Hum Faraz
Aj To Hum Ne Candle Light Sehri Ka Bhi Maza Chakh Lia

waiting for Train (pathan SMS)

Pathan was waiting 4 Train with His Wife

Train Aai, Uper Likha Tha "Khyber Mail"

Pathan Bhag kar Charh gaya. Aur Biwi se kaha:



Jab "Khyber Female" Aye To Tm b Charh Jana.

regular student (Faraz SMS)

Itne Khud-daar they Hum k kabhi collage nahi jatey they Faraz
Larkiyon k Zauq-e-Deedar ne mujhe Regular Bana diya

Will U marry, after I die (sardar SMS)

Sardar: Will U marry , after I die.
Wife : No I will live with my sister.

Wife : Will U marry , after I die.
Sardar: No I will also live with ur sister.

Hi i am marrying next week (funny English SMS)

Hi
I am marrying next week
there will be a small party and
only few persons will be invited
Hey don’t bring any gift
just bring SOMEONE to marry me.

5 points of a normal student (student SMS)

5 points that prove you are a normal student

1: Unnecessary talk on phone and messages

2: Plan each day to study but end of the day KAL SAY PAKA

3: You have all the data but you work before the dead line

4: Right now you are thinking of forwarding this message to your friends

5: On each point you smile because it’s true.

amplifier and tsunami

What will happen
if u throw an AMPLIFIER into the sea?
TSUNAMI will be created
since an amplifier converts
small waves into bigger wave.

When You Smile (Insult SMS)

You know when you smile you look very cute.

Plz smile again,


Again na!!



Oh very cute

but,



Sometimes we need to lie just to make someone

Smile!!!

When You Smile (funny SMS)

You know when you smile you look very cute.

Plz smile again,

Again na!!

Oh very cute

but,

Sometimes we need to lie just to make someone

Smile!!!

Fallen Rose (smile SMS)

Once a man asked a Fallen Rose: "Don't you get hurt when you are plucked?"

The rose replied "No ! I forget my pain thinking that I'm the reason 4 someone's Smile.

Keep Smiling Every Hour (smile SMS)

24 Smiles
J
JJ
JJJ
JJJJ


JJJJ



JJJJ



JJJ


JJ

J


For You!
One for Each Hour.
So that you keep smiling every 24 hours a day.  J

Thousands of Languages (smile SMS)

Thousands of Languages around this world but

"Smile" can beat them all.
Because

"Smile" is the Language even a BABY can speak.
So keep smiling.

Baby's and Girl's Smile (smile SMS)

Baby's Smile can make Even dead people alive,

Girl's smile can make Living people die


Moral: You can believe a child But never a girl...

Smile In Front of Mobile (Insult SMS)

Smile to Old means Respect.

Smile to Child means Innocence.

Smile to Friend means Care.

Smile in front of Mobile means a Mental Case.

Still Smiling...

Confirmed! ;-)

Happy Raha Karo! (funny urdu SMS)

|''|__|''|*.*.*.*|        APPY *.*.*|__|''|__|*.*.*.*

*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*

Kuch Nahi.
Happy Raha Karo! Bas Yehi Kehna Tha. :-)

Sending You A Cheque (cute SMS)

Sending You A Cheque Of

Rs.Happinessssssss/-

When You Feel UPSET n ALONE

Withdraw it From My Account

&

Whenever You are Too HAPPY


Deposit IT In My Account. :-)

Police or Ambulance? (Insult SMS)

Theif entered kitchen
Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

A sinking ship & life guard jacket (funny English SMS)

A ship was sinking.

Captain: Does any one know how to pray?

A priest comes forward and says he can pray.

Captain: Ok priest, you pray;

Everyone else in ship will wear a life jacket

as we are one jacket short.

difference b/w secretary & private secretar (question answer SMS)

Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?

Ans:
Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

difference b/w secretary & private secretar (good morning SMS)

Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?

Ans:
Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

you are so beautiful (Insult SMS)

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
.
.
.
“You are so beautiful”

Excitement in Examz!!!… (Exams SMS)

Excitement in Examz!!!…
Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of  T20…

Same rules should be applied in Examz!

(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.

(2) Power Play - No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.

(3) Cheer Leaders - To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.

(4) Strategic Time-Out - Time For Students For Discussion.

(5) Super Over - Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question.

you are abc (funny SMS)

you are ...…
A B C D E F G H I J K L

A=Aachhe

B=Briliant

C=Cool

D=Dashing

E=Emotional

F=Fantastic

G=Great

H=Honest

I=Intelligent

&
JKL=Joke Kaisa Laga.

every network (funnY sms)

Dosti karo MOBILINK wali se,
Pyar kro TELENOR wali se,
Date maro UFONE wali se,
Ankh larao ZONG wali se,
Gift lo WARID wali se…
or
..
.
Shadi kero BAGHAIR MOBILE wali se.