What is BUSINESS ?

What is BUSINESS ?

Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No
Dad: The girl is Bill Gate’s daughter.
Son: then Ok.

Dad goes o Bill Gates.
Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates: No
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Than ok

Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank.
Dad:Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank.
President:No
Dad:He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then OK

That’s business…!!

1st ever intelligent sardar.

1st ever intelligent sardar.

Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?

sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)

See my legs & tell my name

In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name

will you merry me ?

girl to pathan : will you merry me ?
pathan : no ! hum shadi sirf relatives main hee kartay hain .. meray papa nay mama se kee bhai ne bhabi se kee . khala ne khalo se kee aur kaan khol k sun lo main apni biwi se hee shadi karonga

black bulb

Ek pathan shop-kepar se
bhai mujhe ek black bulb do

Shop-Kepar?Ap black bulb ka kia karenge.?

Pathan:Hum ko dopher me sone k liye andhera karna hai..

ye badal ye bijli sirf aap k liye hai

ye badal ye bijli sirf aap k liye hai
ye mousam ye hawa sirf aap k liye hai
zamana ho gaya hai aap ko nahaye huvay
ye bewaqt ki barish sirf aap k liye hai

hen is suffring from high blood

Major Rohail:
Dude EGGS are extra salty today?
Tooo much Salt..why?
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Waiter:
Sir hen is suffring from high blood
Pressure

You are crossing the limits

Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?

I am beautiful

A very old lady teacher of English
ask this question with the class:

When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it?

One pupil answered: Its the past tense of course.

pineapple aur naaryal k darakht me kya mushtrik hy?

Teacher!sardar se!btao pineapple aur naaryal k darakht me kya mushtrik hy?
sardar kafi dair soch ker...
Miss dono me ANGOOR nhi lagte...

inam kis ko mile ga?

Race dekhte hue sardar ne dosrey sey pocha:
'inam kis ko mile ga?
Doosraa Sardar." sab sey aagey waley ko"
Sardar: " to phir pichey waley Q bhaag rahey hein?

Smile is a language of Love

Smile is a language of Love...
Smile is a way to Success...
Smile is to win the Hearts...
Smile improves your Personality...

So


"Brush Properly"

Phool Gir jaty hain jab tum aaty ho...

Phool Gir jaty hain jab tum aaty ho...
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Phool Gir jaty hain jab tum aaty ho...
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Andhy ho kia Gamloon se Q takraty ho

AAj mae ny Pani ko Ullu bana dia

Sardar:AAj mae ny PAni ko Ullu bana dia.
Frnd:Pani ko Ullu?Wo kaise?

Sardar:Oye!Subah maeny Pani GARAM kiya or THANDAY pani se NAha liya

Sharab bani to maykhany bany

Sharab bani to maykhany bany
Husan bana to diwany bany
Koi to baat hai aap main
Unhi to nahi pagal khany bany

This Maths Test Predicts Ur Most Favorite Person!

This Maths Test Predicts Ur Most Favorite Person!
Pick 1 no From 2-9
Then Multiply It With 9
U Will Get a 2 Digit no(e.g 12)
Add it's 2 Digits(1+2=3)
The Answer Is Ur Most Favorite Person
2:Tom Cruise
3:Bill Guits
4:Roger Fedrer
5:Alpachino
6:S.R.K
7:Ricky Martin
8:Newton
9:Me(*M.I.J*)
M.I.J ==> Muhammad Ishfaq Javed

yara,wo hamara naap le gaya...

1 darzi logon k kapre le k farar ho gaya,
har koi ro raha tha,
koi kehta wo meri qeemti shalwar,to koi kehta qeemti qameez,
1 pathan b ro raha tha,logon ne poocha kyo ro rahe ho?
pathan:yara,wo hamara naap le gaya...

tay jinan da TRRAA nikal gya o??

Minister: Bomb blast mai halak hony walon ko 10 lac, or zakhmi hony walon ko 5 lac dainy ka ilaan kia jata hai,
Sardar: tay jinan da TRRAA nikal gya o??

There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary

Hitler says,
“There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary”
Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?
“Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na”:D

Barium and sodium

Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA

Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA

Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA