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Monday 29 November 2010
Letter from Banta Sing to Mr Bill Gates of Microsoft (computer SMS)
Subject: Problems with my new computer
Dear Mr Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. There is a button "start" but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.
2. We find there is "run" in the menu. One of my friends clicked "Run", he ran up to Amritsir! So, we request you to change that to "Sit", so that we can click that by sitting.
3. One doubt is that whether any "Re-scooter" is available in system? I find only "Re-cycle", but I own a scooter at my home.
4. There is "Find" button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot to trace the key with this "find" button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.
5. My child learned "Microsoft Word" now he wants to learn "Microsoft Sentence". So when will you provide that?
6. I brought a computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows "My Computer". When will you provide the remaining items?
7. It is surprising that windows says "My Pictures" but there is not even a single photo of mine. So, when will you keep my photo in that?
8. There is "Microsoft Office", what about "Microsoft Home" since I use the PC at home only.
9. You provided "My Network Places". For god's shake please do not provide "My Secret Places". I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.
Regards,
Banta
PS: Last one from me to Mr Bill Gates-----Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?
Dear Mr Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. There is a button "start" but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.
2. We find there is "run" in the menu. One of my friends clicked "Run", he ran up to Amritsir! So, we request you to change that to "Sit", so that we can click that by sitting.
3. One doubt is that whether any "Re-scooter" is available in system? I find only "Re-cycle", but I own a scooter at my home.
4. There is "Find" button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot to trace the key with this "find" button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.
5. My child learned "Microsoft Word" now he wants to learn "Microsoft Sentence". So when will you provide that?
6. I brought a computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows "My Computer". When will you provide the remaining items?
7. It is surprising that windows says "My Pictures" but there is not even a single photo of mine. So, when will you keep my photo in that?
8. There is "Microsoft Office", what about "Microsoft Home" since I use the PC at home only.
9. You provided "My Network Places". For god's shake please do not provide "My Secret Places". I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.
Regards,
Banta
PS: Last one from me to Mr Bill Gates-----Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?
I plan to do forever (love SMS)
Dreaming of you makes my night worth while. Thinking of you makes me Smile. Having you is the best thing ever and Loving you is what I plan to do forever.
Happy EID MUBARAK (Eid Mubarak SMS)
May the Blessings of ALLAH fill your
Life with happiness and open all doors of
Success now and always…..
“Wish u a very Happy EID MUBARAK”
Life with happiness and open all doors of
Success now and always…..
“Wish u a very Happy EID MUBARAK”
Eid Gift Box (Eid-ul-Fitr SMS)
__
/__/|
|__|/Eid Gift Box.
What’s Inside?
~ My Prayers
~ My Feelings
~ My Love
~ My Sincerity
~ My Wishes
Only For You!
Always Be Happy and Eid-ul-Fitar Mubarak.
/__/|
|__|/Eid Gift Box.
What’s Inside?
~ My Prayers
~ My Feelings
~ My Love
~ My Sincerity
~ My Wishes
Only For You!
Always Be Happy and Eid-ul-Fitar Mubarak.
ZINDAGI k hain 2 JAHAN (Wise Words SMS)
ZINDAGI k hain 2 JAHAN..
ik Ye Jahan,
ik Wo Jahan.
In”DO-JAHAN” k darmyan,
Bas fasla h ik
SAANS ka.
Jo chal rahi to
YE JAHAN,
Jo ruk gai to
WO JAHAN.
Sanson Ki Is malaa main,
Moti piro Lo Durood Ka,
Phir Ye JAHAN ho ya Wo JAHAN, Hamare Sath Honge
TAJDAR-E-DO JAHAN (S.A.W.W)…
ik Ye Jahan,
ik Wo Jahan.
In”DO-JAHAN” k darmyan,
Bas fasla h ik
SAANS ka.
Jo chal rahi to
YE JAHAN,
Jo ruk gai to
WO JAHAN.
Sanson Ki Is malaa main,
Moti piro Lo Durood Ka,
Phir Ye JAHAN ho ya Wo JAHAN, Hamare Sath Honge
TAJDAR-E-DO JAHAN (S.A.W.W)…
ZINDAGI k hain 2 JAHAN (Islamic SMS)
ZINDAGI k hain 2 JAHAN..
ik Ye Jahan,
ik Wo Jahan.
In”DO-JAHAN” k darmyan,
Bas fasla h ik
SAANS ka.
Jo chal rahi to
YE JAHAN,
Jo ruk gai to
WO JAHAN.
Sanson Ki Is malaa main,
Moti piro Lo Durood Ka,
Phir Ye JAHAN ho ya Wo JAHAN, Hamare Sath Honge TAJDAR-E-DO JAHAN
(S.A.W.W)…
ik Ye Jahan,
ik Wo Jahan.
In”DO-JAHAN” k darmyan,
Bas fasla h ik
SAANS ka.
Jo chal rahi to
YE JAHAN,
Jo ruk gai to
WO JAHAN.
Sanson Ki Is malaa main,
Moti piro Lo Durood Ka,
Phir Ye JAHAN ho ya Wo JAHAN, Hamare Sath Honge TAJDAR-E-DO JAHAN
(S.A.W.W)…
don't call me (pathan SMS)
pathan ptrol pump pe gya waha likha tha "dont use mbl here"pathan ne apna mbl nikala or har dost ko phne kia or bola
"don't call me now i am at petrol pump"
"don't call me now i am at petrol pump"
pathan halwai sy (pathan SMS)
pathan halwai sy............... tum kitne saal se jalebi bana rahe ho & .............. halwai fakhar sy bola ...... 30 saal se........................ pathan ...... bari sharam ki bat hai aj tak jalebi seedhi nai bani....
TELENOR operatr ki job (sardar SMS)
1 Sardar ko TELENOR operatr ki job mil gae,
.
.
pahlay hy din call ae
''Sir mary TELENOR ky sim blok ho gae ha.
.
.
Sardar:Te phir UFONE di sim la la..
.
.
pahlay hy din call ae
''Sir mary TELENOR ky sim blok ho gae ha.
.
.
Sardar:Te phir UFONE di sim la la..
Kabil-e-Fakhar Kaam (pathan SMS)
Sardar :- Tum Pathanon Ne Kabhi Koi Kabil-e-Fakhar Kaam Bhi Kia Hai ?
Pathan :- Oyee Khocha Tum Ko Pata He Nahee Hai . . . Hamara Kaam K Barey Mein . . .
1,Pakistan Mein World Cup Kon Laya ?
Nahe Pata Na . . .
Imran Khan. . .
2,Pakistan Mein Atom Bumb Kiss Ne Banaya ?
Yeh Bhi Nahe Pata . . .
Dr Abdul Qadeer Khan Ne. .
Or Suno
3,Pakistan Kiss Ne Banaya Hai Yeh Tu Pata Hoga ?
Kia Kaha Nahe Pata Sharam Kero
Quaid-e-Azam Khan Ne . . .
Pathan :- Oyee Khocha Tum Ko Pata He Nahee Hai . . . Hamara Kaam K Barey Mein . . .
1,Pakistan Mein World Cup Kon Laya ?
Nahe Pata Na . . .
Imran Khan. . .
2,Pakistan Mein Atom Bumb Kiss Ne Banaya ?
Yeh Bhi Nahe Pata . . .
Dr Abdul Qadeer Khan Ne. .
Or Suno
3,Pakistan Kiss Ne Banaya Hai Yeh Tu Pata Hoga ?
Kia Kaha Nahe Pata Sharam Kero
Quaid-e-Azam Khan Ne . . .
Bijli chally gaee (funny urdu sms)
1 angrez urdu sikhne k liey Pakistan aya.kuch wqt k bad wo wapas gaya...
Logon ne us se pucha.k us ne kia sikha.
us ne kaha
.
.
.
Bijli chally gaee.
Bijli aa gai.
Logon ne us se pucha.k us ne kia sikha.
us ne kaha
.
.
.
Bijli chally gaee.
Bijli aa gai.
jesa karo gay wesa bahro gay (Exams SMS)
teacher : story sunao
sardar:
1 din hum un kay ghar gay wo so rahay thay
1 din wo humray ghar aya hum so rahay thay
"moral" jesa karo gay wesa bahro gay
sardar:
1 din hum un kay ghar gay wo so rahay thay
1 din wo humray ghar aya hum so rahay thay
"moral" jesa karo gay wesa bahro gay
cigerette noshi sehat k liye muzer he (Faraz SMS)
cigerette noshi sehat k liye muzer he faraz"
ye keh kar vo muje nasvaar de gaya
ye keh kar vo muje nasvaar de gaya
Pagal e oye (Insult SMS)
Ae hawa tujhe kasam hai chand ratoon ki
ab
ki
bar
jo
sher-e-jana
se
guzar
ho
sargoshi
main
use
itna
keh
dena
.
.
.
.
Pagal e oye
ab
ki
bar
jo
sher-e-jana
se
guzar
ho
sargoshi
main
use
itna
keh
dena
.
.
.
.
Pagal e oye
Define Who Is LECTURER? (student SMS)
Teacher To Student:
Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?
Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.
Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?
Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.
This was a missed call (angry SMS)
One day Raja and rani
decided to send messages
to each other by using
Pigeon instead of mobile.
The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message.
He angried and called to rani.
She told stupid “This was a missed call”
decided to send messages
to each other by using
Pigeon instead of mobile.
The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message.
He angried and called to rani.
She told stupid “This was a missed call”
Great Calculation (Insult SMS)
Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
So what do the rest have?
.
.
.
.
.
They have girl friends:p
So what do the rest have?
.
.
.
.
.
They have girl friends:p
Muft ki Smile (smile SMS)
Wonderful combinations in this world:
Heart and Beats
Night and Moon.
Music and Songs.
Roses and Love.
Fish and Water.
My costly messages and ur muft ki smile.
Heart and Beats
Night and Moon.
Music and Songs.
Roses and Love.
Fish and Water.
My costly messages and ur muft ki smile.
SMILE (smile SMS)
SMILE:
S: Sets u free,
M: Makes u special,
I: Increases ur face value,
L: Lifts up ur spirits,
E: Erases all ur tensions,
So, please keep smiling.
S: Sets u free,
M: Makes u special,
I: Increases ur face value,
L: Lifts up ur spirits,
E: Erases all ur tensions,
So, please keep smiling.
Keep Smiling (smile SMS)
Girls misuse it!
models sell it!
photograhers cage it!
doctors advice it!
death freezes it!
artists create it!
Guess, what’s that?
It’s SMILE! KEEP SMILING!!
models sell it!
photograhers cage it!
doctors advice it!
death freezes it!
artists create it!
Guess, what’s that?
It’s SMILE! KEEP SMILING!!
FAIR & LOVELY (Insult SMS)
apne roop par itna ghuroor na kar
sab do din ki masti hay
tera husn b tab tak salamat hai
jab tak! FAIR & LOVELY sasti hai
sab do din ki masti hay
tera husn b tab tak salamat hai
jab tak! FAIR & LOVELY sasti hai
neutralization (science SMS)
honto pe hai lipstick n naina kajal se lais
neutralization is the reaction of acid wid base!
neutralization is the reaction of acid wid base!
aik larka mobile pe tang karta tha (pathan SMS)
1 pathan ko aik larka mobile pe tang karta tha 1 din pathan ne new sim kharid kr use msg kia main ne wo number band ker diya hai ab tera bap bhi mujhe tang nhai karta sakta
Hum Paani Q Peetay Hain (cute SMS)
Hum Paani Q Peetay Hain
.
Socho
.
Socho
Socho
or socho
.
Nhi Aaya samajh
.
Nahi
.
I Tel U
.
Q K Hum Paani Ko Paani Ko Khaa Nhi Saktay!!!!
.
Socho
.
Socho
Socho
or socho
.
Nhi Aaya samajh
.
Nahi
.
I Tel U
.
Q K Hum Paani Ko Paani Ko Khaa Nhi Saktay!!!!
GEO office (pathan SMS)
Pathan apna saman le k GEO k office pohncha aur puchha:
Wo Baji kahan hai jo news k baad kehti hai, 'Humaray saath rahiye ga?'Am us k sath rehne aaya ae
Wo Baji kahan hai jo news k baad kehti hai, 'Humaray saath rahiye ga?'Am us k sath rehne aaya ae
DOUBLE SAWARI BAND HAY (Faraz SMS)
YEH KEH K fARAZ KO CHOR GAYA RAJA.
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,,
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K DOUBLE SAWARI BAND HAY TO BUS PAKAR K AJA..
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K DOUBLE SAWARI BAND HAY TO BUS PAKAR K AJA..
jo muje bhool jaye (Always be happy SMS)
jo muje bhool jaye, uska mobile toot jaye..
charger jal jaye, USKI sim block ho jaye..
misscall karey to receive ho jaye,
aur card load karey to balance hi na aaye....!
charger jal jaye, USKI sim block ho jaye..
misscall karey to receive ho jaye,
aur card load karey to balance hi na aaye....!
meri sorry de spelling ghalt c (funny Punjabi SMS)
1 Baba ka paon boy k paon pe a gaya
Baba: Sorry!
Boy: Shut up!
kuch der bad 1 girl ka paon boy k paon me a gaya
Girl: Sorry!
Boy: Its OK!
baba: Na meri sorry de spelling ghalt c
Baba: Sorry!
Boy: Shut up!
kuch der bad 1 girl ka paon boy k paon me a gaya
Girl: Sorry!
Boy: Its OK!
baba: Na meri sorry de spelling ghalt c
Express kitne baje ati hai? (sardar SMS)
Funny Sms Sardar: Express kitne baje ati hai?
TT: 9 Baje
Sardar: Local?
TT: 1 Baje
Sardar: Mall Gaddi?
TT: 12 Baje
TT: jana kahan hai?
Sardar: Patri cross karni hai.
TT: 9 Baje
Sardar: Local?
TT: 1 Baje
Sardar: Mall Gaddi?
TT: 12 Baje
TT: jana kahan hai?
Sardar: Patri cross karni hai.
I like 3 things (Insult SMS)
i like three things in mY LIFE:
(1) BIRYANI.
(2) COCA COLA.
(3) YOU..
REASON:
BIRYANI 4 EATING,
coke 4 drinking.
and YOU....
beta bartan kon uthaey ga
(1) BIRYANI.
(2) COCA COLA.
(3) YOU..
REASON:
BIRYANI 4 EATING,
coke 4 drinking.
and YOU....
beta bartan kon uthaey ga
tum kon ho? (sardar SMS)
Sardar School me hans raha tha. 1 larka bola chup kar jao.
Sardar: kyon! tum kon ho?
Larka: me MONITAR hoon.
Sarda bola: me CPU hoon.
Sardar: kyon! tum kon ho?
Larka: me MONITAR hoon.
Sarda bola: me CPU hoon.
Value Yourself (with out you SMS)
Some times ur existence
gives hope to one person,
Your smile may be a pearl for someone,
Your presence might be the
desire of the 1 who loves U dearly.
So value yourself.
gives hope to one person,
Your smile may be a pearl for someone,
Your presence might be the
desire of the 1 who loves U dearly.
So value yourself.
Best TubeLight (smile SMS)
A Smile costs less than Electricity.
But..
Gives more light !!
So Always Keep Smiling.. &
Prove that u are the Best TubeLight!!
But..
Gives more light !!
So Always Keep Smiling.. &
Prove that u are the Best TubeLight!!
Har Lafz Main Woh Dard Bhar do (urdu poetry sms)
Likho To Paigham Kuch Aisa Likho.
K Qalam Bhi Ronay Per Majboor Hojaye.
Har Lafz Main Woh Dard Bhar do.
K Parhnay Wala DISPRIN Kha K So Jaye.
K Qalam Bhi Ronay Per Majboor Hojaye.
Har Lafz Main Woh Dard Bhar do.
K Parhnay Wala DISPRIN Kha K So Jaye.
Bus Ek Minute Aur (funny urdu sms)
Waqt Zaya Na Karo.
Ek Ek Minute Qeemti Hai.
Waqt Ki Qadar Us Shakhs Se Pucho Jo.
Bathroom Ki Line Main Khara Ho Aur Andar Wala Bolay:
“Bus Ek Minute Aur”
Ek Ek Minute Qeemti Hai.
Waqt Ki Qadar Us Shakhs Se Pucho Jo.
Bathroom Ki Line Main Khara Ho Aur Andar Wala Bolay:
“Bus Ek Minute Aur”
hum to school mai naya hai (pathan SMS)
Teacher.beta batao Allama iqbal koN hain?
Pathan.hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya hai..
Pathan.hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya hai..
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