naya sarf se shirt dhoi to wo choti ho gai

Ek sardar doosre se .
Yar ek naya sarf se shirt dhoi to wo choti ho gai
ab kia karu?
2Nd Sardar .
usi sarf se naha le puri a jaye gi.....!

Shirt k Liye Koi Acha sa Kapra Dikha Do

Sardar: Shirt k Liye Koi Acha sa Kapra Dikha Do.
SalesMan: Plain Me Dikha Don?
Sardar: Abay! Hawai Jahaz Me Jany Ki Kya Zarurat Hai,
Yahi pe Dikha Do.

Yar iska matlab kya hota hai

SARDAR:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"?
FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun.
SARDAR:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain....answer bata ke jaa..

Barish Ke Sath Bijli Kyu.? Chamkati Hy..??

Teacher 2 Sardar:
Barish Ke Sath Bijli Kyu.? Chamkati Hy..??



Sardar Ji:
Iss Leye Ke Ye Pata Chal Saky Ke
Kon Kon C Jaga Sokhi Reh Gai Hy...

Tracksuit pahenke dhoka de raha tha

One day a donkey kicked a sarder on his legs and run away.
Sarder run to catch him and find a zebra in the field.
Sarder kicked the zebra on his legs and said
"Tracksuit pahenke dhoka de raha tha..."

aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho?

Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho?
Sardar: AC k paas ja k baith jata hun
Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Sardar: To A/C on kar leta hun

Blood Bank lutya gaya

Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank.
Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine,
Happily they drank & went away.
Next day Headline aai: Blood Bank lutya gaya.

number dial karne se phele 2 lagana mat bhulen

Ek sardar PCO shop per gaya,

aur
OPERATOR ko zordar 2 thappar lagae,

guess y?

bcoz..............
shop per likha tha k number dial karne se phele 2 lagana mat bhulen........

Mujhe phone pe qatal ki dhamkiya mil rahi hai

Sardar : Mujhe phone pe qatal ki dhamkiya mil rahi hai

Police: Kaun hai wo?

Sardar :PTCL wale

Kehte hain Bill nahe bhara to "Kaat Denge".

ou should jump into the swimming pool

sardar as director:you should jump into

the swimming pool from 1000ft height.

actor:i don't know swimming.

sardarye don't worry,there is no

water in pool.

Tou bhi to sath baith kar aaya hai….

Sardar in Auto

Auto wala:
Sahab 30 Rupay hoay.

Sardar:
Yeh lai 15 rupay

Auto wala:
Sahab yeh to beimani hai…

Sardar:
Abay Beimani kaisi???
Tou bhi to sath baith kar aaya hai….

punjabi in curtain shop

Ik punjabi curtain (pardon) k dukan me gaya,ur salesman ko bataya k
use parde chaheye,salesman ne jawab deya k konse color k chaheye,to
punjabi bola k muje pink colour me chaheye-salesman ne jaldi se kuch verities deka dee..
punjabi:ye wala teek rahega gi...
salesmank,aap ko ye me discount me de donga,leken ye bataye
k size kitna ho...
punjabioji 15teeeeeennnnn...
salesman:15..kya matlab
punjabioji inch,inch...15 inch...
salesman:balah ye konse kirki he 15 inch ki..
punjabioji..tenu rab raka "copmpuuterrr" de waste...ji..aaho
salesman:kya pc k leye parda..
punjabi oye kambaktiya..copputer de vich windows naee hoondi...

Mujhe Dar Lag Rha Hy Mera Hath Pakar Le

Sardar Ko Elecrtic Chair Pe Bitha Kr Maut Ki Saza Sunai Gai

Jalad: Tmhari Akhri Khwaish Kya Hy?

Sardar: Mujhe Dar Lag Rha Hy Mera Hath Pakar Le...

Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?'

Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, 'Aap ke paas
color TV hai kya?' 'Haan' replies shop owner. Santa
Singh says, 'Ek hara vala dena!'...

Parking is only for two wheeler...

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why you
are removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler...

ALL CARDS ACCEPTED

Waiter gives bill to Sardar

Sardar: "Take my card."

Waiter: "But sir, this is Ration Card."

Sardar: "So what? U have writen outside

"ALL CARDS ACCEPTED

Caller tune

One Sardar to another : Yaar kal tujhe itna call kiya tune phone kyu nahi uthaya??

Second : Bewakuf, jehdi monthly 30 Rupaye laga ke Caller tune lagwayi hai oh tera Piyo sunega.

We are sardars we will go direct to the sun

Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T, Punjab, were talking about the American Astronauts.

One said to the other, "What's the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon. We are sardars we will go direct to the sun."

"But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we'll melt."

And the first answered, "So what, we'll go at night."

Sardar got a sms from his girl friend

Sardar got a sms from his girl friend:
"I MISS YOU"
Sardarji replied:
"I Mr YOU" !!. ..........

Sardar attending an interview in Software Company

Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir.............

Don't U have shame?

Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.
Sardar to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?

What is difference between Orange and Apple?

Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE

I think that girl is deaf..

Sardar: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new

Miss, Did u call me on my mobile?

Sardar: Miss, Did u call me on my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- “1 Miss Call"....

Indian Flag

Ek sardar Indian Flag lene shop mein gaya tha.
Shopwale ne usse flag diya.
Sardar bola: Isme aur colour dikhao!!!

One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college

One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
U know why?
Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking...

Do you want to see any one before you die?

Doctor to patient: You will die within 2 hours..
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Patient: Yes. A good doctor.

Wafa k qissay ajeeb thehry

Wafa k qissay ajeeb thehry,

Hum b kitny ghareeb thehry.

Kisi ne chaha kisi ne paya,

Ye Apny apny naseeb thehry.

Jaan apni mein us pe waroon,

Agr wo mery qreeb thehry.

Dil-o-nazar b usi ko chahy,

Sabhi mery raqeeb thehry.

Diye hain jis ne ye dard "Mohsin"

Wohi to mere tabeeb thehry....

MUJHE AWAZ DE LENA

‎"MUJHE AWAZ DE LENA"

Kabi jab aankh chalke tu,
Kabi jab dil na sambhle tu,
"MUJHE AWAZ DE LENA"
...
Kabi jab dor ho koi,
Bohat majbur ho koi,
Koi awaz na de tu,
"MUJHE AWAZ DE LENA"

Koi ansu na ponchE tu?,
Koi hansne se roke tu,
Koi tumko sataye tu,
"MUJHE AWAZ DE LENA"

Kabi jab din na guzrE to,

Kabi din mein andhera ho,
"MUJHE AWAZ DE LENA"

Main ap k pass hon,
Main ap k sath hon,
Magar phir b guzarish hy?,

"MUJHE AWAZ DE LENA

maine tuje phone karna tha

Pagal1: maine tuje phone karna tha,
pr tera mob.no. bhool gya
pagal2: pagal muje msg kr k puch leta.
Pagal1: sorry yaar dimag me nai aya ye toh,,,;?? :O

owe chawlia na mar

1 camera man bche se:beta idher dekho . Abe is ma se kabuter nikle ga. . .
Bcha:owe chawlia na mar . . .focus set kr. :D

Sardar ji ki bus neher me gir gai.

Sardar ji ki bus neher me gir gai.
Inspctr: Bus kese giri?
Sardar ji: Jnab, mujhe nahi pata, aaj cndctr nahi aaya to me kiraaya lene peeche gya hua tha...:-):-)

who try to do something

Those who try to do something
And fail
Are infinitely better than
Those who try to do nothing
And succeed..

Never expect anything in return from any one

Never expect anything in return from any1

But the truth is

when we really love someone,
we naturally expect a little care 4rm them!

who do you like very much , me or Your lover?

mom asked :
"who do u like very much , me or Your lover?"
Son's cute reply :
"I don't know but when I see YOU i forget my lover & when I see my lover I remember YOU. :)

wafaien kab badalti hain

Wafa k qaid khano mein sazaien kab badalti hain.
Badalta dil ka mosam hai, hawaien kab badalti hain.

Meri sari duaien tum se hi mansob hain,
Muhabat ho ager sachi duaien kab badalti hain.

Koi pa kar nibhata hai,koi kho kar nibhata hai,
Nay andaz hote hai wafaien kab badalti hain....

Friendship is the rainbow

Friendship"is the rainbow between 2 hearts sharing 7 feelings-
"Love,
Sadness,
Happiness,
Truth,
Trust,
Secretes
&
Most imp......
Respect"

Most of us Miss Out life's

Most of us Miss Out life's
Big Prizes:-..

*Nobel
*Oscar
*Grammys

Butt we are all Eligible for Life's
Small Prizes:-
*A Hug from best friend
*A Short sleep on friend's solder
*A Glorious Sunset
*A chat with one we have a crush on
*An ice-cream in winter
*A dance in rain
*A Silent Night on the Terrace
*Money in old jeans
*A Slow Night Walk On An Empty Road With the Person who cares 4 U...
So Don't Worry About Missing Life's Big Prizes
But Take care Of D Small 1s.!
They are priceless.:)

Touching Line

Touching Line:

Once you feel you are Avoided
by Someone,
Never Disturb Them again..!

Because;

The One Who Thinks;
You are Disturbing Them
will never Know
How much you Care for Them..! :(

Relationships are like a book

Relationships are like a book
It taks a few seconds to burn
But
It takes years to write
So write it carfuly
&
never let it Burn!!

Single doesn't always mean lonely

"Single doesn't always mean lonely and Relationship doesn't always mean happy"

Loving hundered wrong persons

Loving hundered wrong persons may not even effect your life,
but
hating one right person will leave you broken throughout your life

Wo hume bewafa kehte hai to kehte rahe

An emotional one.

Wo hume bewafa kehte hai to kehte rahe,
wo hume bewafa kehte hai to kehte rahe

Mummy keti hai
Jo keta hai,
wo kHud hota h.B-):-D

Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle

Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared.