Plz call me, its urgent. (Insult SMS)

Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
.
.
.
.
.
Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
.
.
Warna
.
.
GADHA mar jayega

What is Time? (Santa Banta SMS)

Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?
Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!
Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.

guzra zamana (Beautiful Poetry SMS)

Jab dosti ki dastan waqt sunayega,
Tumko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega,
Tab bhool jayenge zindgi ke gam ko,
Jab apke sath guzara zamana yaad ayega

What’s missing in H__RT? (cute SMS)

What’s missing in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & you’ll get a heart! If u pick U, you’ll get hurt! I'd pick U coz it's better to get hurt than have a heart without U.

LIPTON di chah hai (funny Punjabi SMS)

A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...

Train is coming on platform (Santa Banta SMS)

Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: U'll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform.

Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? (Santa Banta SMS)

Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!

Difference between Man and Woman (Santa Banta SMS)

Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.

Why don't you use a mouth wash? (Santa Banta SMS)

Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"

Akal badhi ya bhains? (question answer SMS)

Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."

Frog Vs Santa (Santa Banta SMS)

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?

I’m a proud (Santa Banta SMS)

Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: What’s he studying?"
Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!

pehchan lengey (Santa Banta SMS)

Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain. 
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey? 
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey. 

New Year Wishes

Irish toast

In the New Year, may your right hand always be stretched out in friendship, never in want.

Minnie L. Haskins

And I said to the man who stood at the gate of the year: Give me a light that I may tread safely into the unknown. And he replied: Go out into the darkness and put your hand into the hand of God. That shall be to you better than light, and safer than a known way.

Movie: "When Harry Met Sally", Harry Burns

And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

Edith Lovejoy Pierce

We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called "Opportunity" and its first chapter is New Year's Day.

Charles Dickens

A merry Christmas to everybody! A happy New Year to the world!

Sydney Smith

Resolve to make at least one person happy every day, and then in ten years you may have made three thousand, six hundred and fifty persons happy, or brightened a small town by your contribution to the fund of general enjoyment.

Anonymous

Your Merry Christmas may depend on what others do for you. But your Happy New Year depends on what you do for others.

William Makepeace Thackeray

Certain corpuscles, denominated Christmas Books, with the ostensible intention of swelling the tide of exhilaration, or other expansive emotions, incident upon the exodus of the old and the inauguration of the New Year.

Aisha Elderwyn

Every new year people make resolutions to change aspects of themselves they believe are negative. A majority of people revert back to how they were before and feel like failures. This year I challenge you to a new resolution. I challenge you to just be yourself.

F. M. Knowles, A Cheerful Year Book

He who breaks a resolution is a weakling; He who makes one is a fool.

T. S. Eliot

For last year's words belong to last year's language and next year's words await another voice. And to make an end is to make a beginning.

Emily Miller

Then sing, young hearts that are full of cheer,

With never a thought of sorrow;

The old goes out, but the glad young year

Comes merrily in tomorrow

Martin Luther

Glory to God in highest heaven,

Who unto man His Son hath given;

While angels sing with tender mirth,

A glad new year to all the earth

Walter Scott

Each age has deemed the new born year

The fittest time for festal cheer

Benjamin Franklin

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each New Year find you a better man.

Edgar A. Guest

A happy New Year! Grant that I

May bring no tear to any eye

When this New Year in time shall end

Let it be said I've played the friend,

Have lived and loved and labored here,

And made of it a happy year.

William Arthur Ward

This bright new year is given me

To live each day with zest

To daily grow and try to be

My highest and my best!

Ella Wheeler Wilcox

What can be said in New Year rhymes,

That's not been said a thousand times?

The new years come, the old years go,

We know we dream, we dream we know.

We rise up laughing with the light,

We lie down weeping with the night.

We hug the world until it stings,

We curse it then and sigh for wings.

We live, we love, we woo, we wed,

We wreathe our prides, we sheet our dead.

We laugh, we weep, we hope, we fear,

And that's the burden of a year.

Charles Lamb

Of all sound of all bells, the most solemn and touching is the peal which rings out the Old Year.

Happy New Year (Happy New Year SMS)

Year’s end is neither an end
nor a beginning
but a going on,
with all the wisdom
that experience
can instill in us.
Happy New Year

Happy New Year (Happy New Year SMS)

Good time Bad time
Day time Night time
Off time Work time
Happy time Sad time
Naye saal main kisi bhi time
Apun ka sms aa sakta hai..!
Bole to happy new year mamu

A New Year’s Prayer (Happy New Year SMS)

A New Year’s Prayer

May ALLAH make ur year a happy one!
Not by shielding you from all sorrows and pain,
But by strengthening you to bear it, as it comes;
Not by making your path easy,
But by making you sturdy to travel any path;
Not by taking hardships from you,
But by taking fear from your heart;
Not by granting you unbroken sunshine,
But by keeping your face bright, even in the shadows;

I wish U to have a ….. (Happy New Year SMS)

I wish U to have a …..
Sweetest Sunday,
Marvelous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday,
Thankful Thursday,
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday.
Have a great Year.
HAPPY NEW YEAR

Last sun of 2010 (Happy New Year SMS)

This is last evening of 2010
Last sun of 2010
Has spread its shine
On earth,
Feel remaining
Moments of last day,
Scatter happiness
Best of luck for 2011

Wishing u a very prosperous 2011 (Happy New Year SMS)

When the mid-nite bell rings tonight..
Let it signify new and better things for you,
let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for,
Let it signify a year of courage and believes,
Wishing you a very…very…very prosperous 2010.

SMS-BOX: SMS for Lovers 3.4.0

sms-box is the name of the new java-programs line, created by our company. It represents a collection of striking and creative messages, which help to make any message lively, elegant and unique (as well as funny, dirty and heart-melting etc). 

SMS-Box: SMS for lovers! vol.1

The first product from the SMS-BOX series was put on the virtual market on February 10. The message collection is named "SMS for lovers! vol.1" and consists of the following parts:

When you are in love...
Apologizing
Getting acquainted
A heat-to-heart talk
Philosophizing
Romantic poems
Mobile pictures
Other...

The SMS for lovers! vol.1 collection includes 18 parts and more than 500 messages.

This time the vast and convenient message library of 500 the best toasts and congratulations on many important events. Besides the collection of messages, the application includes a brilliant “For an every-day occasion” section, where you can learn what holiday is celebrated on any given day of the year.find out more about interesting events and get appropriate toasts!
To Download SMS-BOX: SMS for Lovers 3.4.0 click Here 

Download SMS-BOX: SMS for Lovers 3.4.0

SMS-BOX is a collection of striking and creative SMS, always available in your mobile phone.

Do you often send SMS to your beloved? Are you confused when choosing necessary words? Perhaps, you are scared looking at the screen? Don't feel blue! Download Java-application SMS-BOX! It is created for making your SMS-communication more emotional, cheerful and bright. Moreover, you won't have to rack your brains over a new message.


SMS-BOX is a collection of striking and creative SMS, always available in your mobile telephone. Java-application with the message sending function is an inexhaustible fantasy source which will make the SMS-communication with your close one(s) more interesting. The collection of SMS-patterns includes more than 500 messages for lovers. Besides love-SMS, you'll be able to present himher with funny, romantic, hot and even erotic cards!


The Java-application is easy to use! Choose SMS you like from the collection and enter a number from your address-book. The message will be sent as an ordinary SMS. To send a card is at equal ease!

To Download please click here: 

SMS BOX is an Android™

SMS BOX is an Android™ application to archive all text messages (SMS) and phone calls. Instead of archive and access the call list and all sms on the phone, they are archived in a SQL database which you can access from everywhere just from your web browser.

SMS BOX Functions

• With SMS BOX all you have a backup for all your logs and txt messages.
• Unlimited space. You can backup and archive up to 10 million calls and text messages on our server.
• Email notification Evertime when a sms or call is received to your phone, you can get an email notification.
• Access from your browser
• Access to all your call logs and text messages from your PC at home (or from everywhere)
• Full text search in all messages. Filter by phone number or date.
• RSS Feed See you last calls and txt messages on iGoogle or Google Reader.
• Spy Phone
• 100% Privacy No embarrassing situations anymore, when your gf take a look to your call log or your text messages. All logs and messages are automatic send to the password protected smsbox server and immediately deleted from your phone.

• WARNING:

  Theoretically it’s possible to use SMS BOX as a Spy Phone application. i.e. parents could install it on the phone of their kids and get informed automatically about every call the kids get and text messages they send & receive. But this is just a side effect of the program. By law you should install it only on your own phones.
  source: http://smartgpsworld.com/smsbox/

SMS-BOX for Lovers

Looking for a simple and fun app to send SMS, MMS and emails to your loved one this Valentine’s Day? With SMS-BOX for Lovers, you can express your sentiments quickly and easily. There are hundreds of messages containing every sentiment you could ever want to share. There’s even a category that helps you get acquainted with that hot guy or girl you just met.

The app features a set of 21 very creative and pre-created post card style cartoons with cute and romantic messages that you can send using email, text message or multimedia message. There are also more than 500 ready-made SMS messages in a large variety of categories for you to browse through and send out. The interface and design of the app is very fun and creative, and uses a paper cutout like theme.

The artowork in the precreated postcards are very beautiful and the messages can be a great way to show you care. The price tag at $2.99 might be a little bit too much for what this app provides but there is a also a lite version yo can try out.

Sample the lite version of SMS-BOX for Lovers on your iPhone for free.

This 3rd Party App is available at the Apple iTunes AppStore. Browse the full list of all AppStore apps filed under the AppStore category.

Mere pagal Piya Meri chahat na kar (urdu poetry sms)

Mere pagal Piya Meri chahat na kar

Mujhey dekha na kar Mujha sochaa na kar

Meri Be Khawab Aankhon mein na janka kar

Mein to khoo jao gi Mujhey na dhoonda kar...

Mein hun Bad-e-Saba jo rukti nahi

Mein hun essi Ghatta jo barasti nahi hai

Mien essi leher hun jiss mein Halchal na ho

Na tum ko Dabo dey ye lehrein kahein



New One:
Mere pagal Piya Meri chahat na kar
Mere pagal Piya Meri chahat na kar

Mujhey dekha na kar Mujha sochaa na kar
Meri Be Khawab Aankhon mein na janka kar

Mein to khoo jao gi Mujhey na dhoonda kar...
Mein hun Bad-e-Saba jo rukti nahi

Mein hun essi Ghatta jo barasti nahi hai
Mien essi leher hun jiss mein Halchal na ho

Na tum ko Dabo dey ye lehrein kahein
Mere pagal Piya essi khawaesh na kar

Mein woh sapna hun jo ke sach na ho
Mein woh Umid hun jo ke adhoori rahey

Mein woh rasta hun jiski na manzil miley
Mein woh sehraa hun ke jis mein Bhatak jao ge

Mere pagal Piya esse raste pe na chal
Mein essi kiran hun jo ke be-noor hai

Mein to woh sep hun jiss mein moti na miley
Mein to woh khooshboo hun jiss ko bikar jana hai

Mere pagal Piya mera picha na kar
Mein to woh shaam hun jo ke dhal jaye gi