nazzar milate hi nazar jukjati hai (Cool SMS)

Jab achanak unka deedar hota hai ,
dil me dhimi c dhadkan ruk jati hai,
itni khushurat hai ankhe unki,
nazzar milate hi nazar jukjati hai

Zindgi me kai bar waqt aisa aayega (Advice SMS)

Zindgi me kai bar waqt aisa aayega ,
jab tumko chahnewala hi tumko rulayega,
 magar aitbar rakhana uspar kyon ki
akele me wo tumse kai zyada ansu bahaega

patient ko behosh lyo karte hai (hindi SMS)

Cirkut : ye doctor log operation karte samay patient ko
behosh lyo karte hai ?
Munna bhai : bole to patient khud operation karna seekh na le isliye

sorry murga sardar tha (funny SMS)

sardar : oye murge ki tang kithe gayi
waiter :paji murga langada tha
sardar : aur dil
waiter : who to murgi legayi
sardar : dimag to hoga na
waiter : sorry murga sardar tha…………….