FIRST LINE TO WRITE IN EXAMS (Exams SMS)

FIRST LINE TO WRITE IN EXAMS:

"All the answers written below are imaginary & work of my creative mind. Any resemblance to text book is unintentional & purely accidental"

Guzre hue Examz ko yaad na krna (Exams SMS)

Guzre hue Examz ko yaad na krna,

Answr sheet me jo likha he uski faryad na krna,

Jo hoga wo to hoga,

Uski fikar me apne Holidays barbad na krna;-)

who discover what? (Exams SMS)

Aeroplane
Wright Brothrs

Cycle
Macmillan

Telephone
Graham Bell

Telescope
Galileo

Exams




Saale Ko Dhundo Re, kahan bag gyia?

Genius (Exams SMS)

Genius Is A Person Who Can Do In 1 Day

What Any Fool Can Do In 100 Days

Just As

We Complete Sylabus In A Day B4 Exam,

While D Faculty Take 1 Year

Supply (Exams SMS)

Father to son: Saath walon ki larki ko dekh,

wo exam may first ayee hai !! . . . . . . .

Son: Usko hi to dekhta tha,

tabhi to supply aii hai

Kehdo un pharno walo say (Exams SMS)

Kehdo un pharno walo say,
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kabhi hum bhi parha kartay thay,
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jitna syllabus parh k woh top kartay hain,
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utna tu hum choice per chor dia karty thy

salana Imtehan (Exams SMS)

Humari mohabat ka imtehan mat lo farzana,

Hamaray pahle he imtehan ho rahay hain salaana.... ;p