Always Be Happy (Always be happy SMS)

Whatever is warm & inspiring,
Whatever means most to you,
Whatever makes you smile & brings you joy that's what I wish for U!

Wish you Always Be Happy

Letter from Banta Sing to Mr Bill Gates of Microsoft (computer SMS)

Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button "start" but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.

2. We find there is "run" in the menu. One of my friends clicked "Run", he ran up to Amritsir! So, we request you to change that to "Sit", so that we can click that by sitting.

3. One doubt is that whether any "Re-scooter" is available in system? I find only "Re-cycle", but I own a scooter at my home.

4. There is "Find" button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot to trace the key with this "find" button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

5. My child learned "Microsoft Word" now he wants to learn "Microsoft Sentence". So when will you provide that?

6. I brought a computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows "My Computer". When will you provide the remaining items?

7. It is surprising that windows says "My Pictures" but there is not even a single photo of mine. So, when will you keep my photo in that?

8. There is "Microsoft Office", what about "Microsoft Home" since I use the PC at home only.

9. You provided "My Network Places". For god's shake please do not provide "My Secret Places". I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

Regards,
Banta

PS: Last one from me to Mr Bill Gates-----Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?

I plan to do forever (love SMS)

Dreaming of you makes my night worth while. Thinking of you makes me Smile. Having you is the best thing ever and Loving you is what I plan to do forever.

Happy EID MUBARAK (Eid Mubarak SMS)

May the Blessings of ALLAH fill your

Life with happiness and open all doors of

Success now and always…..

“Wish u a very Happy EID MUBARAK”

Eid Gift Box (Eid-ul-Fitr SMS)

  __
 /__/|
 |__|/Eid Gift Box.
What’s Inside?

~ My Prayers
~ My Feelings
~ My Love
~ My Sincerity
~ My Wishes

Only For You!

Always Be Happy and Eid-ul-Fitar Mubarak.

ZINDAGI k hain 2 JAHAN (Wise Words SMS)

ZINDAGI k hain 2 JAHAN..
ik Ye Jahan,
ik Wo Jahan.

In”DO-JAHAN” k darmyan,
Bas fasla h ik
SAANS ka.

Jo chal rahi to
YE JAHAN,
Jo ruk gai to
WO JAHAN.

Sanson Ki Is malaa main,
Moti piro Lo Durood Ka,

Phir Ye JAHAN ho ya Wo JAHAN, Hamare Sath Honge
TAJDAR-E-DO JAHAN (S.A.W.W)…

ZINDAGI k hain 2 JAHAN (Islamic SMS)

ZINDAGI k hain 2 JAHAN..
ik Ye Jahan,
ik Wo Jahan.

In”DO-JAHAN” k darmyan,
Bas fasla h ik
SAANS ka.

Jo chal rahi to
YE JAHAN,
Jo ruk gai to
WO JAHAN.

Sanson Ki Is malaa main,
Moti piro Lo Durood Ka,

Phir Ye JAHAN ho ya Wo JAHAN, Hamare Sath Honge TAJDAR-E-DO JAHAN
(S.A.W.W)…

don't call me (pathan SMS)

pathan ptrol pump pe gya waha likha tha "dont use mbl here"pathan ne apna mbl nikala or har dost ko phne kia or bola
"don't call me now i am at petrol pump"

pathan halwai sy (pathan SMS)

pathan halwai sy............... tum kitne saal se jalebi bana rahe ho & .............. halwai fakhar sy bola ...... 30 saal se........................ pathan ...... bari sharam ki bat hai aj tak jalebi seedhi nai bani....

TELENOR operatr ki job (sardar SMS)

1 Sardar ko TELENOR operatr ki job mil gae,
.
.
pahlay hy din call ae
''Sir mary TELENOR ky sim blok ho gae ha.
.
.
Sardar:Te phir UFONE di sim la la..

Kabil-e-Fakhar Kaam (pathan SMS)

Sardar :- Tum Pathanon Ne Kabhi Koi Kabil-e-Fakhar Kaam Bhi Kia Hai ?

Pathan :- Oyee Khocha Tum Ko Pata He Nahee Hai . . . Hamara Kaam K Barey Mein . . .
1,Pakistan Mein World Cup Kon Laya ?
Nahe Pata Na . . .
Imran Khan. . .
2,Pakistan Mein Atom Bumb Kiss Ne Banaya ?
Yeh Bhi Nahe Pata . . .
Dr Abdul Qadeer Khan Ne. .
Or Suno
3,Pakistan Kiss Ne Banaya Hai Yeh Tu Pata Hoga ?
Kia Kaha Nahe Pata Sharam Kero
Quaid-e-Azam Khan Ne . . .

Bijli chally gaee (funny urdu sms)

1 angrez urdu sikhne k liey Pakistan aya.kuch wqt k bad wo wapas gaya...
Logon ne us se pucha.k us ne kia sikha.
us ne kaha
.
.
.
Bijli chally gaee.
Bijli aa gai.

jesa karo gay wesa bahro gay (Exams SMS)

teacher : story sunao
sardar:
1 din hum un kay ghar gay wo so rahay thay
1 din wo humray ghar aya hum so rahay thay
"moral" jesa karo gay wesa bahro gay

cigerette noshi sehat k liye muzer he (Faraz SMS)

cigerette noshi sehat k liye muzer he faraz"
ye keh kar vo muje nasvaar de gaya

Pagal e oye (Insult SMS)

Ae hawa tujhe kasam hai chand ratoon ki
ab
ki
bar
jo
sher-e-jana
se
guzar
ho
sargoshi
main
use
itna
keh
dena
.
.
.
.
Pagal e oye

Define Who Is LECTURER? (student SMS)

Teacher To Student:

Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?

Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.

This was a missed call (angry SMS)

One day Raja and rani
decided to send messages
to each other by using
Pigeon instead of mobile.
The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message.
He angried and called to rani.
She told stupid “This was a missed call”

Great Calculation (Insult SMS)

Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
So what do the rest have?
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.
.
They have girl friends:p

Muft ki Smile (smile SMS)

Wonderful combinations in this world:
Heart and Beats
Night and Moon.
Music and Songs.
Roses and Love.
Fish and Water.
My costly messages and ur muft ki smile.

SMILE (smile SMS)

SMILE:
S: Sets u free,
M: Makes u special,
I: Increases ur face value,
L: Lifts up ur spirits,
E: Erases all ur tensions,
So, please keep smiling.

Keep Smiling (smile SMS)

Girls misuse it!
models sell it!
photograhers cage it!
doctors advice it!
death freezes it!
artists create it!
Guess, what’s that?
It’s SMILE! KEEP SMILING!!

FAIR & LOVELY (Insult SMS)

apne roop par itna ghuroor na kar
sab do din ki masti hay
tera husn b tab tak salamat hai
jab tak! FAIR & LOVELY sasti hai

neutralization (science SMS)

honto pe hai lipstick n naina kajal se lais
neutralization is the reaction of acid wid base!

aik larka mobile pe tang karta tha (pathan SMS)

1 pathan ko aik larka mobile pe tang karta tha 1 din pathan ne new sim kharid kr use msg kia main ne wo number band ker diya hai ab tera bap bhi mujhe tang nhai karta sakta

Hum Paani Q Peetay Hain (cute SMS)

Hum Paani Q Peetay Hain
.
Socho
.
Socho

Socho

or socho

.
Nhi Aaya samajh
.
Nahi
.
I Tel U
.
Q K Hum Paani Ko Paani Ko Khaa Nhi Saktay!!!!

GEO office (pathan SMS)

Pathan apna saman le k GEO k office pohncha aur puchha:

Wo Baji kahan hai jo news k baad kehti hai, 'Humaray saath rahiye ga?'Am us k sath rehne aaya ae

DOUBLE SAWARI BAND HAY (Faraz SMS)

YEH KEH K fARAZ KO CHOR GAYA RAJA.
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K DOUBLE SAWARI BAND HAY TO BUS PAKAR K AJA..

jo muje bhool jaye (Always be happy SMS)

jo muje bhool jaye, uska mobile toot jaye..
charger jal jaye, USKI sim block ho jaye..
misscall karey to receive ho jaye,
aur card load karey to balance hi na aaye....!

meri sorry de spelling ghalt c (funny Punjabi SMS)

1 Baba ka paon boy k paon pe a gaya
Baba: Sorry!
Boy: Shut up!
kuch der bad 1 girl ka paon boy k paon me a gaya
Girl: Sorry!
Boy: Its OK!
baba: Na meri sorry de spelling ghalt c

Express kitne baje ati hai? (sardar SMS)

Funny Sms Sardar: Express kitne baje ati hai?
TT: 9 Baje
Sardar: Local?
TT: 1 Baje
Sardar: Mall Gaddi?
TT: 12 Baje
TT: jana kahan hai?
Sardar: Patri cross karni hai.

I like 3 things (Insult SMS)

i like three things in mY LIFE:

(1) BIRYANI.
(2) COCA COLA.
(3) YOU..

REASON:
BIRYANI 4 EATING,
coke 4 drinking.
and YOU....

beta bartan kon uthaey ga

tum kon ho? (sardar SMS)

Sardar School me hans raha tha. 1 larka bola chup kar jao.
Sardar: kyon! tum kon ho?
Larka: me MONITAR hoon.

Sarda bola: me CPU hoon.

Value Yourself (with out you SMS)

Some times ur existence
gives hope to one person,
Your smile may be a pearl for someone,
Your presence might be the
desire of the 1 who loves U dearly.
So value yourself.

Best TubeLight (smile SMS)

A Smile costs less than Electricity.
But..
Gives more light !!
So Always Keep Smiling.. &
Prove that u are the Best TubeLight!!

2 Tohfay (love SMS)

Tumharey Waastay rakhay hain do Tohfay,

Dil Ibtida k liye, Jaan Inteha k liye…

Har Lafz Main Woh Dard Bhar do (urdu poetry sms)

Likho To Paigham Kuch Aisa Likho.

K Qalam Bhi Ronay Per Majboor Hojaye.

Har Lafz Main Woh Dard Bhar do.

K Parhnay Wala DISPRIN Kha K So Jaye.

Bus Ek Minute Aur (funny urdu sms)

Waqt Zaya Na Karo.

Ek Ek Minute Qeemti Hai.

Waqt Ki Qadar Us Shakhs Se Pucho Jo.

Bathroom Ki Line Main Khara Ho Aur Andar Wala Bolay:

“Bus Ek Minute Aur”

hum to school mai naya hai (pathan SMS)

Teacher.beta batao Allama iqbal koN hain?

Pathan.hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya hai..

Love u more than u (love SMS)

Live 4 d person ho dies 4u,
Smile 4 d person ho cries 4u,
Fight 4 d person ho protects u,
n luv d person ho luvs u more than u..!

Friendship with Style (good friend SMS)

Jiski stupid c batain lagti hon Cute,
Sacha lagta ho jiska har jhoot,
Jiskay sath lartay huye bhi aajaye smile,
Usay kehte hain Friendship with Style.

Zara Udas hoon Lekin Zara (urdu poetry sms)

Zara Udas hoon Lekin Zara
Masroor Bhi hon.

Tumharay Paas Hon Shayad,
Shayad Door bhi hon.

Yoon Pathreelay Raston Pay
Chalna Shoq Nahi Mera.

Kuch Muaamla Chahat ka Hai
Kuch Majboor Bhi hon.

Muhabbat Ho Gai Tum se Bus
Itni Khata hay Meri.

Mana k Mujrim Hon Magar
BayQasoor Bhi hon.

Have a promising and fulfilling new year (Happy New Year SMS)

New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations,
New is the resolution, new are the spirits and
Forever my warm wishes are for u.
Have a promising and fulfilling new year.

dady mujey aapki car chahiye (pathan SMS)

pathan ka beta: dady mujey aapki car chahiye q k aaj mujy function jana he,

pathan: q tumari bike ko kya ho gaya?

beta:8 lakh ki car me doston pe mera Roub jamega.

pathan 10 rupey usey deta he. to beta kehta he: dad ye kya he?
pathan: ye lo aur 48 lakh k bus me savar ho k jao....!

hosaly saare azama betha (funny Punjabi SMS)

hosaly saare azama betha
zamane de gham utha betha
jis di chahat ne umar bhar tarpeya
ussi di shaddi da "zarda"kha batha

sawal ka jawab Yes or Not mai do (Insult SMS)

Agar dum hai tu is sawal ka jawab Yes or Not mai do.
Kya ap ko Pagal Pan ke dure parna band ho gaya hai?

Ghar Ajao (Insult SMS)

Ek Larki Ne Mujh Ko Aadhi Raat Ko Phone Kia :-

Ghar Ajao
Ghar Per Koi Nahi Hai :-


Mein Chala Gaya :-


Waqai Wahan Tu Koi Nahi Tha...

" T A A L A "
Lock Laga Hua Tha...

DARD DENEY SE MUHABBAT BARHTI HE (Faraz SMS)

DARD DENEY SE MUHABBAT BARHTI HE "FARAZ",
YE KEH KAR VO MERI UNGLI DARWAZEY ME PHANSAA GAI

SORRY 4 LATE SMS (Insult SMS)

SORRY 4 LATE SMS
ACTUALLY
POLICE ARRESTED ME 4KILLING A GIRL.
I SWEAR i DID'T KILL HER
I JUST ASKED HER "WILL U MARRY ME"
BECHARI KHUSHI SE HI MARR GAE!

BAP KA NAM ROSHAN KAR RAHA HOON (sardar SMS)

SARDAR 100 VOLT K BULB PR BAP KA NAM LIKH RAHA THA...
KISI NE POCHA YE KYA KR RAHE HO?
SARDAR:BAP KA NAM ROSHAN KAR RAHA HOON..

kia tum mere ashiq ho? (funny urdu sms)

Girl;kia tum mere ashiq ho?
boy;
haan hoo:
girl:to phir mujhe 100 ka easyload bhej do
boy:main tumhara ashiq hoon "ufone"walon ka damad nahi

Nights are Dark but Days are Light (Happy New Year SMS)

Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Wish your Life will always be Bright.
So my Dear dont get Fear Coz,
God Gift us a BRAND NEW YEAR.
*HAPPY NEW YEAR*  

Letter from Banta Sing to Mr Bill Gates of Microsoft (funny SMS)

Letter from Banta Sing to Mr Bill Gates of Microsoft

Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button "start" but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.

2. We find there is "run" in the menu. One of my friends clicked "Run", he ran up to Amritsir! So, we request you to change that to "Sit", so that we can click that by sitting.

3. One doubt is that whether any "Re-scooter" is available in system? I find only "Re-cycle", but I own a scooter at my home.

4. There is "Find" button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot to trace the key with this "find" button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

5. My child learned "Microsoft Word" now he wants to learn "Microsoft Sentence". So when will you provide that?

6. I brought a computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows "My Computer". When will you provide the remaining items?

7. It is surprising that windows says "My Pictures" but there is not even a single photo of mine. So, when will you keep my photo in that?

8. There is "Microsoft Office", what about "Microsoft Home" since I use the PC at home only.

9. You provided "My Network Places". For god's shake please do not provide "My Secret Places". I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

Regards,
Banta

PS: Last one from me to Mr Bill Gates-----Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?

Starting Salary (funny English SMS)

Boss : I am giving you a job as a driver. STARTING salary $100/ -, is it o.k
Tom : you are great sir! Starting salary is ok...but...???
How much is DRIVING salary...?

how much is my mobile bill? (sardar SMS)

Sardar: Excuse me... how much is my mobile bill?
Call centre girl: Sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL [light bill :)] my MOBILE BILL.

two blondes opposite sides of a river (funny English SMS)

There are two blondes standing on opposite sides of a river. One blond
yells to the other "Hey how do you get to the other side!!!" the other
blonde replies "Idiot!! you are on the other side!!!"

How does an electric motor run? (funny SMS)

In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Amdon: Druumrrr... ruuu.... druuuuu....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Amdon: Drrr drup drup drup....

What is the name of your car? (funny SMS)

Tony: What is the name of your car?
Jane: mmm.. I forgot the name, but it starts with 'T'.
Tony: Oh!!!, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know
start with petrol.

Exams are like Girl friends (Exams SMS)

Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!

Stop only when we enter the examination hall (Exams SMS)

Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

Newton’s 4th law (Exams SMS)

According to newton’s 4th law for exams-
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust
until some
external or internal exam moves it!

How can they know where i am? (funny English SMS)

a man went on a street
suddently his mobile is ringing
and say that "How can they know where i am?"

two great kings (Exams SMS)

Teacher--- Can you tell me the names of two great kings who have brought happiness and peace
into people's lives ?

Student--- smo KING & drin KING. :-):-):-)

Court Order (friendship SMS)

Court Order !! U R Accused of Crawling into my inbox & Hijacking My Smile with your cute massages. U R Sentenced 2b MY SWEET FRIEND 4 LIFE

ANGEL (good friend SMS)

I asked God 4 a Flower, he gave me a garden. I asked 4 a tree, he gave a forest. I asked 4 a river he gave me an Ocean. I asked 4 an ANGEL, he gave me YOU.

I MISS YOU all the Time (miss you SMS)

Good Time,Bad Time,Day Time,Night Time,Work Time,Off Time,Happy Time,Sad Time,Sleep Time,In the Mean Time...I MISS YOU all the Time

Sweet Candies Are Easy To Buy (miss you SMS)

Sweet Candies Are Easy To Buy, Sweet Words Are Easy To Say But Sweet people Like U Is Very Hard To Find, So I Dont Want To Loose U. . .MISS YOU

Feel Good when somebody miss u (sorry SMS)

Feel Good when somebody miss u... Feel better when Somebody Loves u... But feels best when sombody never forgets u..

As time passes (sorry SMS)

As time passes we hav forgotten a very simple but effective and meaningful word...."SORRY"........under the influence of our ego.......and make small things so difficult to solved out................so if i (or u ) hav such kind of experience with me plz "forgive me"..........SORRY......without no more hectic words and explaination............. take care  

Be the first one (sorry SMS)

Be the first one to say Sorry,when the other person seems to be hurt bcoz of U &Be the 1st one to forgive,if a Person says Sorry to U!  

LOVE CARTOONS (funny English SMS)

I just feel u….

Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wanna See u ….
Do u know why…….

It’s juts because …………

******I LOVE CARTOONS*******

all are waiting to see ur (smile SMS)

Open ur eyes
So the sun can rise
Flower can blossom
Birds can sing
Because all are waiting to see ur

~~"""Beautiful Smile"""~~

Torch le kar dondh raha hai (pathan SMS)

Pathan raat ko Machardani laga kar
so raha tha:

Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla.
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Pathan: Lo ye khocha machar humko
Torch le kar dondh raha hai

Phatan bank lootne gaya (pathan SMS)

Ek Phatan bank lootne gaya wahan gun dikha kar sara Paisa loot liya.

Per us k hath kuch nahi aaya.

Kyon?

Q k sare paise usne manager ko diye aur kaha: "Sare paise mere account mein jama kar do

jiski Jaib bhari hoti hai (pathan SMS)

1 Pathan apni Jaib me pathar daal k ghom raha tha:

Kisi ne pocha: Aisa q kr rhe ho?

Pathan: Is dunya me usi ki qadar hoti hy, jiski Jaib bhari hoti hai

Long Life Khan (pathan SMS)

1 pathan UK gaya,Airport per immigration officer:What is ur name?
pathan:Umar Daraz Khan
Officer:say in english?
Pathan kuch sochne k baad
Long Life Khan.

Kal A-B-C parain gay (funny SMS)

1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
Shabash..
Ab jao!
Kal A-B-C
parain gay.

Tumhara dost ka number (Insult SMS)

Boy: Mere pass apnay Dost jaisi Car to nahi par tumhe apni palkon pr bitha k ghomaon ga,
Mere paas us jsi bari kothi to nhi pr tumhe apne dil me jaga don ga,
mere paas us jitna paise to nahi pr ma mehnat mazdori kr k khilaonga,
ab aur tumhe kia chahiye

Girl: Tumhara dost ka number....:-)

Sardar shopping early (sardar SMS)

Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the shop…..:p

girls world (Wise Words SMS)

When a girl falls down
She is helped by so
Many people
But
When a boy falls down
Everybody laughs

what is meant by “I MISS YOU” (pathan SMS)

Teacher: what is meant by
“I MISS YOU”
.
.
.
.
Pathan: Is ka matlab hai
“Mein tumhari miss hon!”

what is meant by “I MISS YOU” (Exams SMS)

Teacher: what is meant by
“I MISS YOU”
.
.
.
.
Pathan: Is ka matlab hai
“Mein tumhari miss hon!”

what is meant by “I MISS YOU” (miss you SMS)

Teacher: what is meant by
“I MISS YOU”
.
.
.
.
Pathan: Is ka matlab hai
“Mein tumhari miss hon!”

UFONE Tum He To Ho (beautiful SMS)

Your Smile is like
WARID We Care.

Your Voice is like
ZONG Sab Keh Do.

Your Personality is like
TELENOR The Smart Call

But

OUR Relation is like
UFONE Tum He To Ho.

Meri ik dost hai (smile SMS)

Meri ik dost hai, Aapke bare me puchti rehti hai
Mene usey apka number diya hai,
Wo apse milne aae gi,
Uska name hai






"SMILE"

Mera khyal hai aa gai ho gy.

khana kon mangway ga? (funny urdu sms)

Do sheikh hotel main aik dosry ko milay,
4 din k bad dono mar gaye,,
.
.
.
.

wajah kya thi..??
.
.
.
wo 4 din aik dosry ko dekhty rahe, k
khana kon mangway ga?

ZAAT aur Purana Libbas (Wise Words SMS)

“Kisi ko Us ki ZAAT aur Purany Libbas ki Wajah se HAQEER na Samjho”,

Es liey k

” Tera RAB ”

aur

Uska” RAB ”

AiK hi hy”

New Year (Happy New Year SMS)

“New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations,
New is the resolution, new are the spirits and
Forever my warm wishes are for u.
Have a promising and fulfilling new year.”

DEW na piya to phir kia jiya (Faraz SMS)

Sara din us ko pepsi pilata raha Fraaz
.
.
.
.
.
Shaam ko boli DEW na piya to phir kia jiya

Memory is weak (Wise Words SMS)

generally we believe our memory is weak but when we want to forget someone alot,we realize how powerful our memory is strange but true

Ideal Husband (good habits sms)

The ideal husband is the one who understands what his wife did not say.

Meaning of Friendship (friendship SMS)

Meaning of Friendship : -
F-------FOREVER ,
R-------RESPONCIBLE ,
I--------INTELLIGENT ,
E-------EAGER TO MAIL ,
N-------NICE ,
D-------DIVINE ,
S--------SIMPLE ,
H-------HEARTLY ,
I--------INTERSTED ,
P-------PEACEFUL

6 rules to be Happy (good friend SMS)

6 rules to be HAPPY:
Free your heart from hatred;
Free your mind from worries;
Live simply;
Expect less;
Give more
&
Always have ME as UR FRIEND

relation between smile & ur face (smile SMS)

Do u know the relation between smile & ur face? Ur face luks gud with a smile but smile luks better when it's on ur face... Keep Smiling.

Your Name (friendship SMS)

If I could pull down the rainbow, I'd write ur name with it & put it back in the sky to let everybody know how colorful my life is with a friend like u

start with smile (have a nice day SMS)

Sun glows for a day, candle for an hour, matchstick for a minute, but a good day can glow forever, so start ur day with a smile. have a nice day

friend is like a computer (computer SMS)

A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory!

Friends and Friendship (friendship SMS)

Friends and Friendship.
It's a package of feelings.,
Nobody can make it.,
Nobody can delete it,
Nobody can explain it.
Only we can feel it..

Friendship is vast like universe (friendship SMS)

Friendship is vast like universe,
deep like ocean,high like sky,
strong like iron,kind like mother,
cute like me & sweet like u!

Never look 4 Beauty (beautiful SMS)

Never look 4 Beauty,
It will fade away1day.
Never look4good Skin,
it will grow old1day.
But look 4a loyal heart which will Miss U Everyday!!..

speaks from one heart to another (friendship SMS)

speaks from one heart to another!
It listens for unspoken needs!
It recognizes secret dreams.
The FRIENDSHIP understands the silent things!

The Fisherman

An investment banker was at the pier of a small coastal village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellow fin tuna. The investment banker complimented the fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took to catch them.

The fisherman replied, "Only a little while."

The investment banker then asked, "Why didn't you stay out longer and catch more fish?"

The fisherman said, "With this I have more than enough to support my family's needs."

The investment banker then asked, "But what do you do with the rest of your time?"

The fisherman said, "I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, take siesta with my wife, stroll into the village each evening and spend time with my family, I have a full and busy life."

The investment banker scoffed, "I am a Harvard MBA and could help you. You should spend more time fishing; and with the proceeds, buy a bigger boat: With the proceeds from the bigger boat you could buy several boats. Eventually you would have a fleet of fishing boats. Instead of selling your catch to a middleman you would sell directly to the processor; eventually opening your own cannery. You would control the product, processing and distribution. You would need to leave this small coastal fishing village and move to a big town and eventually to the the city where you will run your ever-expanding enterprise."

The fisherman asked, "But, how long will this all take?"

To which the investment banker replied, "15 to 20 years."

"But what then?" asked the fisherman.

The investment banker laughed and said that's the best part. "When the time is right you would announce an IPO and sell your company stock to the public and become very rich, you would make millions."

"Millions?...Then what?"

The investment banker said, "Then you would retire. Move to a small coastal fishing village where you would sleep late, fish a little, play with your kids, take siesta with your wife, stroll to the village in the evenings and spend time with your family."

A Sheet for the Prophet

Narrated Abu Hazim: I heard Sahl bin Saad saying, "A woman brought a Burda (i.e. a square piece of cloth having edging). I asked, 'Do you know what a Burda is?' They replied in the affirmative and said, "It is a cloth sheet with woven margins." Sahl went on, "She addressed the Prophet and said, 'I have woven it with my hands for you to wear.' The Prophet took it as he was in need of it, and came to us wearing it as a waist sheet. One of us said, 'O Allah's Apostle! Give it to me to wear.' The Prophet agreed to give it to him. The Prophet sat with the people for a while and then returned (home), wrapped that waist sheet and sent it to him. The people said to that man, 'You haven't done well by asking him for it when you know that he never turns down anybody's request.' The man replied, 'By Allah, I have not asked him for it except to use it as my shroud when I die." Sahl added; "Later it (i.e. that sheet) was his shroud."

Source: Sahih Al Bukhari (Volume 3, Hadith# 306)

The person wanted to have the sheet for his shroud because he hoped that Allah will show mercy towards him after death as he is covered in a sheet that was worn by the Prophet. We can also hope for the same by dressing ourselves with the lifestyle of the Prophet (peace be upon him) as his simple lifestyle is the most beloved to Allah.

Prayer of a Sick Person

Imam Baihaqi has stated on the authority of Hadhrat Ali (ra) who stated: "Once, I was present with the Prophet (peace be upon him). At that time, I had fallen so much sick that I prayed to Allah Almighty to grant me death if I am destined to die so that I may get relief from the sickness, otherwise, I may be restored to normal health from the sickness if I have to live for sometime. I, also, prayed for being granted patience if this sickness is a test for me from Allah Almighty." Hearing that, the Prophet beat Ali with his foot and observed: "Oh Ali! repeat what you were saying." Ali (ra) repeated his prayer. Then the Prophet prayed to Allah Almighty: "O Allah! Heal him from the sickness." Ali (ra) stated that he became healthy the same day and the pain never appeared again.

Source: From the book "The Miracles of the Prophet Muhammad" by Shaikh Ahmed Saeed Dehalvi.

The Righteous Beggar

The following incident took place in Dhaka which is the capital city of Bangladesh.

There was a beggar in the city who used to beg beside a Masjid on Fridays after Jumah prayer. Begging was permissible for him due to his adverse condition. Though he was a beggar, he would pay attention to the sermons that were delivered during the Khutbah. One such sermons was about the importance of earning halal income. He learnt that supplications (dua) will not be accepted from those people whose income are from forbidden sources. He immediately decided to accept money from only those individuals that he knew had halal income. His daily earnings decreased as a result but he was committed to his decision.

Then came a day when the beggar died. Eventhough he lived as a beggar, his funeral was like that of a king. Many dignitaries of the area attended his funeral because they knew of that great sacrifice he used to make daily in order to keep up with the commandment of Almighty Allah.

Dear readers, we too should sincerely adopt the commandments of Allah in our lives regardless of our social status. In this way, Allah will elevate us in this world and in the hereafter.

Army of Elephants

The following incident is mentioned in Surah Feel of the Holy Quran and it happened during the period of the birth-year of Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him). Abraha Al-Ashram was the governor of Yemen on behalf of the king of Ethiopia. He (Abrahah) thought to build a house (like the Kabah at Makkah) in Sana (the capital of Yemen) and call the Arabs to perform the pilgrimage there in Sana instead of the Kabah in Makkah, with the intention of diverting the trade and benefits from Makkah to Yemen. He presented his idea to the king of Ethiopia who agreed to it. So the house (church) was built and he named it Al-Qullais; there was no church of its like at that time. Then a man from the Quraish tribe of Makkah came there and was infuriated by it, so he relieved his nature (stools and urine) in it, soiled its walls and went away. When Abrahah Al-Ashram saw that, he could not control his anger and raised an army to invade Makkah and demolish the Kabah. He had in that army thirteen elephants and amongst them was an elephant called Mahmud which was the biggest of them. So that army proceeded and none amongst the Arab tribes that faced them (fought against them) but was killed and defeated, till it approached near Makkah. Then there took place negotiations between Abrahah Al-Ashram and the chief of Makkah (Abdul Muttalib bin Hashim, the grandfather of the Prophet), and it was concluded that Abrahah would restore the camels of Abdul Muttalib which he had taken away, and then he (Abrahah) would decide himself as regards the Kabah. Abdul Muttalib ordered the men of Makkah to evacuate the city and go to the top of the mountains along with their wives and children in case some harm should come to them from the invading oppressors. Then that army moved towards Makkah till they reached valley Muhassir. While the army was marching towards Makkah, in the middle of the valley, suddenly it was overtaken by flocks of birds, flocks after flocks, air-raiding that army with small stones slightly bigger than a lentil seed. There never fell a stone on a soldier except it dissolved his flesh and burst it into pieces. So they perished with a total destruction. Abrahah Al-Ashram fled away while his flesh was bursting into pieces till he died on the way (back to Yemen). Such was the victory bestowed by Allah, (the All-Majestic, All-Powerful) to the people of Makkah and such was the protection provided by Him for His House (Kabah in Makkah).

Source: Extracted from Tafsir of Surah Feel (Surah 105) by Ibn Kathir as found in Translation of the Noble Quran by Muhammad Muhsin Khan.

Reward for Helping Others

Ibn Abbas narrated, Once I was in a state of itikaaf in the Prophet's Mosque (Medina). A certain person came to me and sat down. I said to him, 'O so and so, you look sad'. He said, 'Yes of course, o fraternal brother of the Prophet. So-and-so has his due on me, and by the one who lies in eternal peace in the grave (i.e. Prophet Muhammad), I am not able to pay the debt' I said, 'Should I not talk to him about your debt?' He said, 'You can do so if you like' There upon I put my shoes on and went out of the mosque. The person asked him, 'Have you forgotten the state you were in (i.e. itikaaf)?' I replied, 'Not at all, but I have heard rom the one who lies in eternal peace in the grave [saying this his eyes became filled with tears], said:

"One who moves to fulfill any need of his brother, and makes effort for it, will find it better than itikaaf of ten years; and one who performs itikaaf for one day for the pleasure of Allah, he will create a distance of three ditches between him and the hell - and each ditch has a width which lies between East and West, or between the heaven and earth."

Source: Al Targhib Vol II p 272.

By the blessings of Allah, we are approaching another Ramadan. For most of us, we feel a little taste of hunger during this month only. But there are billions for whom it is a matter of daily life. Let us get immense rewards by helping our needy brothers and sisters around the world during this month of generosity.

Better to Give

A young man, a student in one of the universities, was one day taking a walk with a Professor, who was commonly called the student's friend, from his kindness to those who waited on his instructions.

As they went along,they saw lying in the path a pair of old shoes, which they supposed to belong to a poor man who was employed in a field close by,and who had nearly finished his day's work.

The student turned to the professor, saying: "Let us play the man a trick: we will hide his shoes, and conceal ourselves behind those bushes, and wait to see his perplexity when he cannot find them."

"My young friend," answered the professor, "we should never amuse ourselves at the expense of the poor. But you are rich, and may give yourself a much greater pleasure by means of this poor man. Put a coin in each shoe, and then we will hide ourselves and watch how this affects him."

The student did so and they both placed themselves behind the bushes close by. The poor man soon finished his work, and came across the field to the path where he had left his coat and shoes.

While putting on his coat he slipped his foot into one of his shoes, but feeling something hard, he stooped down to feel what it was, and found the coin. Astonishment and wonder were seen upon his countenance. He gazed upon the coin, turned it around, and looked at it again and again.

He then looked around him on all sides, but no person was to be seen. He now put the money into his pocket, and proceeded to put on the other shoe; but his surprise was doubled on finding the other coin.

His feelings overcame him; he fell upon his knees, looked up to the heavens and uttered aloud a fervent thanksgiving in which he spoke of his wife who was sick and helpless, and his children without bread, whom this timely bounty, from some unknown hand,would save from perishing.

The student stood there deeply affected, and his eyes filled with tears. "Now," said the professor, are you not much better pleased than if you had played your intended trick?"

The youth replied, "You have taught me a lesson which I will never forget. I feel now the truth of these words, which I never understood before: "It's more blessed to give than to receive."

Abdullah bin Abbas (radi Allahu anhu) reported that the Prophet (sallAllahu alaiyhi wassallam) said that encouraging good, prohibiting evil, lifting the burden of the weak person and removing an offensive thing from a path are all acceptable prayers to Allah.
[ibn Majah]

Thirst for Learning

Hadhrat Abdullah bin Abbas (may Allah be pleased with him) says:

"After the passing away of the Prophet (peace be upon him), I said to an Ansari friend of mine: 'The Prophet is not now with us. But a large number of Sahabah are still among us. Let us go to them and get knowledge of the Islamic practices.' He said: ' Who is going to approach you for learning a regulation in the presence of these eminent Sahabah?' I was not discouraged. I kept up my quest for knowledge and approached every person who was supposed to have heard something from the Prophet. I managed to gather substantial information from the Ansar. If on my visit to someone of the Sahabah, I found him asleep, I spread my shawl at the gate and sat waiting. Sometimes my face and body would get covered with dust, but I kept sitting till they woke and I was able to contact them. Some of them said: 'Abdullah you are the cousin of the Prophet; you could have sent for us. Why did you take the trouble of coming to our places?' I said to them: 'I must come to you, for I am a student and you are my teachers.' Some people for whom I had waited said: 'Since when have you been waiting for us?' I informed them that I had been sitting there for a pretty long time. They said: 'What a pity! You could have awakened us from our sleep.' I said: 'I did not like to disturb you for my own sake.' I thus carried on my pursuits, till there came a time when people began to flock to me for learning. My Ansari friend realized this at that time and remarked: 'This boy has surely proved himself more sensible than us.'"

Source: From the book "Stories of the Sahabah" by Shaikh Muhammad Zakariyya Kaandhlawi.

Besides our quest for knowledge to earn a livelihood in this world, we must as well gain sufficient knowledge of Islam. No matter what age group we belong to at this moment, we should atleast have that much Islamic knowledge with which we can turn our 24 hours life into worship. Those with knowledge and practice will be exalted in this world and in the hereafter.

Na jane kab taray toot jayen (Insult SMS)

Na jane kab taray toot jayen
Na jane kab AANSO ankh se choot jayen
Kuch pal HAMRARY sath bhi HANSS le
Najane kab APP KE DAANT toot jayen

You are So busy (Fool SMS)

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Kch nahi likha k aapko parhna pare ga...

Read (Fool SMS)

Muskrao
arur
To
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Ek
Aap
liay
k
wale
likhne
ko
SmS
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Chalo ab mun na phulao or is SmS ko neeche se uper prho...

Aik thi Billi (Fool SMS)

Aik thi Billi,
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Bus aik hi thii.

sach & jhoot (Fool SMS)

Neechay jo likha hai wo such hai.
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Uper jo likha tha wo jhoot tha.

Radio or Akhbar ma farq (pathan SMS)

Teacher: Radio or Akhbar ma kia farq hai??
Pathan: Akhbar ma tandor ki rotiyan daal saktey hain radio main nhi......

SHADI ME KHANEY PE TOOT PARE BARATI (Faraz SMS)

SHADI ME KHANEY PE TOOT PARE BARATI

WAH WAH

SHADI ME KHANEY PE TOOT PARE BARATI

CAMRA MAN FARAZ KE SAATH GEO NEWS KARACHI

podon ko pani do (pathan SMS)

Pathan noker se: chalo podon ko pani do
Noker:Janab barish ho rahi hy.
Pathan:Bahana nahin chalay ga chahttri lay ker jao or podon ko pani do.

SMILE (smile SMS)

SMILE:
S: Sets u free,
M: Makes u special,
I: Increases ur face value,
L: Lifts up ur spirits,
E: Erases all ur tensions,

So,

Please keep smiling.

THOUGHTS (Wise Words SMS)

¤ Agr ghalat fehmiyan dur na ki jaein to wo nafraton me tabdil ho jati hain.
¤ jo shakhs tum se dosron k aib bayan krta hy wo yaqeenan dosron se tumhari burai bhi bayan krta hy.
¤ PAANI bno jo apna rasta khud bnata hy,PATHAR na bno jo dosron ka rasta rok leta hy..

shaikho wala style (funny urdu sms)

ap "chehray" noor ki "smile "hy
Aap k pass "mahanga" mobile hy
Aap k" inbox" main "sms"ki "lumbi file" hy
Phir b "sms" nahin kerty ye to "shaikho"wala "style hy

AGARBATTI ka sentence (pathan SMS)

Teacher to Pathan: AGARBATTI ka sentence banao.

Pathan: AGARBATTI chali jaye to andhera ho jata he.

hum ko pata h is me kia hai (pathan SMS)

1 pathan chilkay sameet kela kha raha tha
kisi ne usko toka
cheel kar khao
pthan:cheelnay ka kia zaroorat hai
hum ko pata h is me kia hai

pathan tanki saf karne chat par gaya (pathan SMS)

pathan tanki saf karne chat par gaya
usne dekha tanki par kawwa bhetha howa hai
wo juldi se nechay utra or serhi hata di
or bola:me to nechay utar gaya tu kesay utray ga

Kabi tum mere ghar mehman ban kar ana (funny urdu sms)

Kabi tum mere ghar mehman ban kar ana mein tumhe icecream
Cold drink
pizza
chikan roll
chikan biryani








kee picture dikhahonga

U know why women/ wife start with "W" (funny English SMS)

U know why women/ wife start with "W"

Bcoz all Questions start with "W"

Who?
Why?
what?
When?
which?
whom?
where?

So women/ wife means full time Question.....

Meri Hansi Pr Aitraz Mat Kar Aye faraz (Faraz SMS)

Meri Hansi Pr Aitraz Mat Kar Aye faraz
Tum Ko Dekh Kr To Kisi Ki Bhi Hnsi Nikal Sakti Hay

sir ooncha (funny urdu sms)

Baap: Beta aaj tak tum ne aisa koi kaam nahi kia jiss se mera sir ooncha hogaya ho...
Beta:Yaad karain Papa aik dafa main ne aap k sir k nechay 3 takye rakhay thay

YES or No (funny English SMS)

Fill in the blank with YES or No...
1. ___I dont have brain..
2. ___I dont have sense...
3. ___I am stupid...

What is the name of your car ? (sardar SMS)

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

MUSKAAN (smile SMS)

Zindagi k liye "JAN" zarori hai,,,

jeenay k liye ARMAAN zarori hai,,,

humaray pas hon kitnay hi GHAM,,,

''' Mager '''
Aap k chehray per "MUSKAAN" zarori hai.

Hansna bhi chor dengay (sad SMS)

Afsos na kar teri Zindagi chor dengay,

Agar ye manzoor nahi to teri Dunya bhi chor dengay,

Tujhe rotay huye achy lagty hain hum,,,

Tere kehne par Hansna bhi chor dengay.

Arsa hua koi gazal nahi likhi main ne (urdu poetry sms)

Ijazat ho tu maasoom si khata kar lu,

Tuje milney ki RUB se dua kar lu,

Arsa hua koi gazal nahi likhi main ne,

Thora muskurao tu apne shair ki ibtida kar lu.

Please Muskura do naa.. (smile SMS)

Mujhe aapke honto par,

Bas ek Baar,

Please Bas ek baar,

Bohat dil chah raha hai.

Bas ek baar,

Muskurahat Dekhni Hai,

Please Muskura do naa..

So keep smiling as day go by. (smile SMS)

Smile in pleasure, smile in pain;
Smile when trouble pours like rain;
Smile when someone hurts U,
Smile coz someone cares 4 U.

So keep smiling as day go by.

I Want to Buy Cloths (pathan SMS)

Pathan: Yaar mere paas paisay nhn hain aur mujhe kapray lene hai,
Kya karun?

Dost: Tu bank se Loan kyn nhn le leta!

Pathan: Yaar le to loun magar hum ko sirf cotton pehan ne ki aadat hai.

Carry Lou-gar Bill (pathan SMS)

Major Rohail: Khan sab Carry Lou-gar Bill Aa gya hai.

Phatan: Lo G pehle Bijli, Gas, Paani ka Bill.

Aur ab ye Carry Lougar Bill
Bolo kon se bank me jama krvana hai
Aur DUE date kya hai?

English Language Ke Class (funny SMS)

Woh Listen Listen Likhti Rahi
Main Lesson Lesson Pertha Raha
Woh Dream Dream Likhti Rahi
Main Drum Drum Partha Raha
Woh Call me Call me Likhti Rahi
or ma Cell me Cell me Partha raka
woh Shadi Kar Ka Chali Gai
Ma English Language Ke Class Lata Raha

ek suta menu v lawa (funny Punjabi SMS)

1 admi ki shadi hui, us ne dost se mashwra lya k wo kese apni bv ka dil jeet skta hy

Frnd: Us k pas cigerate lga kr jana or us ka dhunwa us k mu pe mar k kehna
Janu agr tm kaho to ye adat b chor skta hun.

Us ne ja kr esa hi kia….!

Bv ne sun kr jwab dia

“Agr Gold Leaf hai te ek suta menu v lawa”

Wapda tum he to ho. (funny urdu sms)

Dear customer,

Ab Wapda laya naya package 5 ka 50, yani 5 minutes light kay istamaal par 50 minutes loadshedding bilkul Free ye offer la mehdood muddat k leye hay.
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Wapda tum he to ho.

Pyar kia to Darna kya (Faraz SMS)

Usne Mujhe raat ko Akele jungle me chhor diya Faraz...
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Ye Keh kar k
Pyar kia to Darna kya

New Mobile (sardar SMS)

Major Rohail: Yaar mobile naya lya hai?

Sardar: Nahi mere cousin ka hy.

Major Rohail: Cousin ka mobile tere pass kya kr rha hy?

Sardar: Cousin jab b milta tha kehta tha
"Yaar tu mera Phone uthata kyu nhi."....

2,2 anday (funny SMS)

poltry farm ky malik ne sub murghiyon se kahaagar tum sub kal subh tak 2 ,2 andy nahe diy tu me tum sub ko zibah kar donga.dosry din sub murghiyon ne 2,2 andy diy.lekin aik ne sirf aik anda dia.malik ne kaha tum ne 2 andy q nahe diy?tu usny kaha yeh bhe aap ky dar ke wajah se dia hy warna me to MURGHA hun.

shadi k dosray din larai (funny urdu sms)

Shadi k Dosre Din Beti apni maa Se:
Aj meri Unse Laraei Hogai,

Maa:
Beta Shadi me Jhagry tu Hotay Rehty hen.

Beti:
Wo tu Thek hy Par Ab Laash ka kya karen?

Qaid-e-Azam or Allama iqbal mai kya cheez same hai? (Exams SMS)

Teacher:
Qaid-e-Azam or Allama iqbal mai kya cheez same hai...?
Student:
Dono hi Chutti Walay Din Paida huye

reema and shafkat cheema (funny urdu sms)

jb wo makeup krti he tou bilkul reema lgti he
or jb wo make nhi krti tou shafkat cheema lgti he

Jab Kabhi Toot K Bikhro (funny urdu sms)

Jab Kabhi Toot K Bikhro to Batana Mujhko
Main Tumhain Welding waly k Paas le jaon ga.

Jal Jal K Khatam. (Insult SMS)

Singing: Nusrat pe Khatam
Dada Giri: Sanjay pe Khatam
Style: Salman pe Khatam
Khoobsoorti Yaaqeenan Hum pe Khatam
Aur
Aap
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Jal Jal K Khatam.

Lene K Dene Par Jayen Gay. (funny urdu sms)

Ur Single Smile
On Ur Single Smile Thousands People Die So

Keep Smiling n

Reduce Population Of PAKISTAN

But.

Never Smile In Front Of Da Mirror

Warna

Lene K Dene Par Jayen Gay.

Best ever advice (funny SMS)

Best ever advice!
Choose four

Select three

Love two

And

Marry one

Is zamane se bohut alag ho AAP, (smile SMS)

Is zamane se bohut alag ho AAP,
Woh khuskismat hai jiske paas ho AAP,

Hamarey liye woh waqt hi haseen hai,
Jab humein yaad kar k dil se muskara lete ho AAP.

you are SO SHWEET (sweet SMS)

Y O U  Y  O  U   Y  O U U O Y Y  O   U  U  O  Y   U  O YY O U


ARE

SHOOO
SHWEET

ZERO - KAATTA - An IPL WAY

IQ Challenge

Are You Math Wiz?

Sonic PacMan Game

Bee Smart Math Addition (Spider Attack)

Blocks

Soccer pong

The Missile Game

Incoming is free (funny English SMS)

Whn you r alone, Whn you r crying, whn you r upset, Don't think of me!! just call me Bcoz incoming is free for me... my friend!!

I want to Enjoy (funny English SMS)

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.

son-in-law (funny English SMS)

Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!

why r we so ugly? (funny English SMS)

A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!!

Request to All Muslims (Advice SMS)

"Touheen-e-Risaalat per Mabni INDIA ke News Papers or 1chanel (sun tv) pr b "HUZOOR SALLALLAHU ALAIHI WASALLAM" k Behuda Khake banay Hen (NAUZUBILLAH)
Tamam Muslims se rquest h k INDIAN ChanEls ka Bycott Kren Or Is MsG ko Itna Phelao k MEDIA Or Hamari Hukomat Action le,
NABI PAK ki uMat ho k Kya ap itna nhi kr sakte.Frwd 2 all

how to reply? (Advice SMS)

Sawal:
Agar ApSe Wo Insan
      "I LOVE U"
Kahe Jise Aap Pyar Nahi Karte

To Kis Tarha Aap Usay KahoGe K UsKa Dil Bhi Na Tutay.
Reply must i m wating

HOSLA RKHNA (Advice SMS)

Khzan kab tak rakhy gi darkhtun ko bay Samar''

Gozar he jaye gi ye Roht bhy HOSLA RKHNA'

Quotes of Mind (Advice SMS)

Quotes of Mind...

1. Russian General in 1987, Pathans are the most brave people ever born on the earth.
these people cant be defeated by force.

2. By American General in 2004,
we are fighting a meaning less war against the Rocks.

3. By indian General in Siachin War,
If there were no NWFP province in pakistan.
I am sure that atleast Kashmir was 0urs

*Dont send ONLY bad msgs in name of pathanz.

We salute pathans.
B united , We r all Pakistani.

Wat title suits me? (Advice SMS)

Wat title suits me?

-princes of hearts
-Best nature
-Source of smile
-Rude
-Beautiful soul
-Humrous
-Sensitve
-Ready to fight
-MisS Atitude
BE HONEST& REPLY
FASt!

Dolat sa mohabbat (Advice SMS)

Dolat sa mOhabbat na kar,

Ae Insan  Kyun K kafan  Ki Jaib nhai hoti...

People will always throw stones in your path (Advice SMS)

People will always throw stones in your path !

It dpends on u ! what do u make from it:

A "Wall" of difficulties.

OR,


A "Bridge of success.

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When we were kids (Cool SMS)

When v were kids,
v cud not wait 2 b grown up...

now when v hav grown up....

v hav realizd dat,
wounded knees,n broken toys,

were beter dan,

wounded emotions n broken hearts...

Tuje paa lia to hai (Cool SMS)

Wo jo pochta hai muje bar bar
k kya "Zindagi" hai
or
maut kya hai..?

Aaj tuje bata doon.!
Tuje paa lia to hai
"Zindagi"

Tuje kho dia to
"Maut" hay.

We smile at whom we like (Cool SMS)

We smile at whom we like.
We cry for whom we care.
We laugh with whom we enjoy And
we get angry with whom we feel is our own.
Thats da secret of relationships..

Good behavior (Cool SMS)

"Good behavior can cover the lack of good looks, but good looks can never cover the lack of good behavior."

Abraham Lincon (Cool SMS)

I May Walk Slowly..

But...I Never Walk Backwards...

-Abraham Lincon

People are not Beautiful (Cool SMS)

PeOple are nOt Beautiful, As they LoOk, As they walk, As they wear.

PeOple Are Beautiful, As they LOve, As they  Sincere, As they Care, As they Share..

Easy VS Difficult (Cool SMS)

Easy is to judge the mistakes of others,
difficult is to recognise our own mistakes..

Easy is to hurt someone who loves you,
difficult is to heal the wound..

Easy is to set rules,
difficult is to follow them..

Easy is to dream every night,
difficult is to fight for a dream..

Easy is to say we love,
difficult is to show it every day..

Easy is to make mistakes,
difficult is to learn from them.

Achievement RequireS Patience! (Cool SMS)

MOST USed Alphabet "A" DoeSnt Appear in SpellingS of digitS from 1 to 999.


It AppearS
1St Time in 1000 & then ContinueS.


* Achievement RequireS Patience! *

Aakhia nu hanjuan d daat den walea (Punjabi SMS)

Aakhia nu hanjuan d daat den walea,
Zindgi nu vakhri shugat den walea,

ohdiya yaada vich asi har khushi barbaad karde,
Kash “oh” vi sade jina sanu yaad karde.

Koi pehle pehle pyar diyan gallan (Punjabi SMS)

Koi pehle pehle pyar diyan gallan
kinjh skda bhul sajjna,
mainu aj v milan kitaba cho
tere vallo bheje phul sajjna.
Beshak ek phul murjhaye ne
par mehak hai aundi yaadan cho.
jindgi cho jaane walyeo
haye tusi kyu nei jande khawaba cho.
Na ji hunda na mar hunda
na hunda saatho bhul sajjna.
Mainu ajv milan kitaba cho
tere vallo bheje phul sajjna.

Namrood tujhe machar ki saza yaad rahe gi (Emotional SMS)

Namrood tujhe machar ki saza yaad rahe gi..
Firoun tujhe Musa ka aasa yaad rahe ga..
Bush tu jo bhol gya tha kirdaar-e-Hussaini.
Joota tujhe zaidi ka sada yaad rahe ga..

Mujboor ka Ghusa (Emotional SMS)

Ham  sy mujboor  logun  ka ''

gusa bh aajab badal hay sham''

Apny dil say uthy or apnay he''

 Dil par barsay''

Moj sy kafar ko tery ishaq ny youn shrmya (Emotional SMS)

Moj sy kafar ko tery ishaq ny youn shrmya"

dil tojhe dykh ky dhrka to khuda yad aya"

mery dil pay to hy ab tak tery gum ka saya

''log kahty han nea dur nye dukh laya"


mera meyar-e-wafa meri mojbori hy"

Rokh badal kar bh tojhe apne mokabal paya"

Is kay andr koi fankar chpa behta hay"sham''

Janty bojty jas shkhs say ham nay dukha khaya.

Kaho to lot jate hain (Emotional SMS)

Abhi to bat lamhon tak hai sadiyon tak nahi i,

Abhi muskan ki nobat bhi honton tak nahi i,

Abhi tak koi majboori khayalon tak nahi i,

Abhi to gard pairon tak hai baalon tak nahi i,

Kaho to laut jatey hain!

Tumhara sath gar mil jaye

To zamane se ulajhna baat hi kia hai?

Agar tum chhor do mujh ko meri auqat hi kia hai?

Mere barey mein na socho!

Tum apni baat batlao,

Kaho to chaltey rehtey hain!

Kaho to lot jate hain!

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FIRST LINE TO WRITE IN EXAMS (Exams SMS)

FIRST LINE TO WRITE IN EXAMS:

"All the answers written below are imaginary & work of my creative mind. Any resemblance to text book is unintentional & purely accidental"

Guzre hue Examz ko yaad na krna (Exams SMS)

Guzre hue Examz ko yaad na krna,

Answr sheet me jo likha he uski faryad na krna,

Jo hoga wo to hoga,

Uski fikar me apne Holidays barbad na krna;-)

who discover what? (Exams SMS)

Aeroplane
Wright Brothrs

Cycle
Macmillan

Telephone
Graham Bell

Telescope
Galileo

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Saale Ko Dhundo Re, kahan bag gyia?

Genius (Exams SMS)

Genius Is A Person Who Can Do In 1 Day

What Any Fool Can Do In 100 Days

Just As

We Complete Sylabus In A Day B4 Exam,

While D Faculty Take 1 Year