3. Persian SMS

 به تركه ميگن: با حيدر جمله بساز، ميگه: اومدم در خونتون هي در زدم، هي در زدم، هيچكي درو باز نكرد. بهش ميگن: نه بابا، با آقا حيدر جمله بساز، ميگه:‌اومدم  در خونتون، آقا! هي در زدم، هي در زدم، هيچكي در رو باز نكرد!

2. Persian SMS

- به تركه ميگن با كوش» يك جمله بساز، گفت: شلوار من كوش؟ گفتند: اين كه نشد، كوش به معني كوشش.گفت: شلوار من كوشش؟ گفتند: بابا، كوشش يعني كار. گفت: خب از اول مي گفتين، شلوار كار من كوشش؟

1. Persian SMS

آرنولد ميره آبادان، همون شب اول آبادانيه تو خيابون بهش گير ميده كه: ولك تورو جون بوات.. تو رو جون ننت، فردا ما رو تو خيابون ديدي بهم سلام كن! خلاصه اونقدر خايه‌مالي ميكنه، تا آخر آرنولد قبول ميكنه. فرداش آبادانيه داشته با دو سه تا از رفيقاش تو خيابون كس‌چرخ ميزده، يهو ارنولد مياد ميگه: سلام عبود! آبادانيه ميگه: اَاه‌ه‌... باز اين سيريش اومد!!!

Real Beauty of a Girl (beautiful SMS)

 Real Beauty of a Girl...

Do nt judge by color of eyes,
Bt judge by innocence in d eyes;

Do nt judge by lip-stick worn on lips,
Bt judge by truth worn on lips;

Do nt judge by complexion of hands,
Bt judge by help done by those hands;

Do nt judge by golden anklets worn on feet,
Bt judge by brave steps taken by d feet;

Do nt judge by height, weight or any physical part,
Bt judge by d purity of the heart..!!

Wo waqt purana yad aya (Ghazal SMS)

Wo waqt purana yad aya
Phr guzra zmana yad aya
Phr chalk se un dewaron per
Kuch likh kr jana yad aya
...Kbi esa b to hota tha
Me tuj se milny jata tha
Jb wapis ane lgta tha
Tera hath hilana yad aya
Wo milna peep'l ki chhaon me
Tra sir rakhna mery kndhay pr
Mera wo kehna koi dekh na lay
Tra wo ghbrana yad aya
Wo waqt gya lamhay betay
Ab hr janib tanhai hai
Bs ik he manzer ankhon me
Tera chhor k jana yad aya

Marna Jeena (Islamic SMS)

Janat Ki Aarzu Main
Kahan Ja Rahe Hain Log

Janat To Karbala Main
Khareedi HUSSAIN Ny

Dunya-o-Aakhrat Main
Jo Rehna Ho Chain Sy

Jeena ALI Sy Seekho
Marna HUSSAIN Sy !

Hazrat Imam Hussain (Islamic SMS)

 Kia Jalwa Karbala Mein
Dikhaya HUSSAIN Ne

Sajde Mein Ja k Sar
Kataya HUSSAIN Ne

Naize Pe Sar Tha Aur
Zubaan Pr Aayatei'n

QURA'AN Is Terha
Sunaya HUSSAIN Ne

NANA k DEEN Pe Har
Cheez Waar Dii

Kuch Na Apne Paas
Bachaya HUSSAIN Ne

Kyun AAQA (S.A.W) Ko
Na Apne Nawasey Pe
Naaz Ho

Har QAUL
MUSTAFA (S.A.W) Ka
Nibhaya HUSSAIN Ne

(RAZI ALLAH ANHU)

2 2 truck (Jokes SMS)

‎1 TRUCK dusre truck ko rassi se bandh ker leja raha tha:

Ye daykh ker 1 pathan hans ker lot pot ho gaya or kehnay laga:

Marra Ek Rassi ko lai janay k liyay

2 2 truck:-))

Ghazal (Ghazal SMS)

Nahi mumkin andheron mein chiraaghon ka bhuja dena ...

Bohat mushkil hy meri jan tmhen Dil sy bhula dena ...

Tumhen ik din sataein gy meri chahat k sb jazbe ...

Meri gazlein meri nazmein mere khat b jala dena ...

Kbi jo yad aaon mein tmhen fursat k lamhon mein ...

Haseen haathon sy kaghiz pr muje likhna mita dena.

Sora Yaseen" ki Fazeelat" (Islamic SMS)

Sora Yaseen" ki Fazeelat"
.
.
Nabi Kareem (S.A.W.W) ne fermaya:
.
1=her chese ka 1 dil hota hai,Quran majeed ka dil
"Sora Yaseen"
hai.jo shakhs is ki tilawat kare ga usse 10 Quran k brabar sawab mile ga.
.
.
2=Hazrat Ibne Abbaas (R.A) se Rawayat hai k Nabi kareem (S.A.W.W) ne frmaya:
"meri ya khawahish hai k
"Sora yaseen"
mere her Ummati k Dil mei hoti."

Gud Morning (good morning SMS)

Never ignore a person who loves you and cares for you. One day you may realise you've lost the moon while counting the stars.
Gud Morning :)

Break dance (Jokes SMS)

 Ek pathan cycle ka break hath me lekar naach raha tha .
2nd pathan oye khoucha ye kya karta hai tum.
1st pathan ,

Break dance :P

3 lafzo ki hifazat (Beautiful Poetry SMS)

Unko apne Haal ka hisab kya dete,

Sawal sare galat the to jawab kya dete,

Wo to 3 lafzo ki hifazat bhi na kar sake,

phir unke hath me Zindgi ki puri kitab kya dete......